Im 28 next month and I just realised I have no friends

Im 28 next month and I just realised I have no friends.

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And why is that a bad thing?

I'm 31 in a week and I live with my parents!

il be your friend

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Explain how this is good user Im desperate

How the fuck can i make a friend

Friends cost money.

You made a good decision.

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Oh well, most people are niggers.

Thanks fren but i mean in IRL

friends are for faggets

I'm 28yo virgin

good. they are a complete waste of time

Yer late twenties early thirties you do notice the lack of friends, or last of contact with friends that are all hunkered down reproducing. It gets better user. By the time you're in your late thirties you won't give a fuck. Then is time to start really accumulating wealth like a bitter old boomer.

Im that also

>friends

To follow up this, honestly most friends are shit anyway, all you do with them is spend money on alcohol and drugs, or going out and eating shit while drinking. That's a huge waste of time and money. If you're gonna make it you have to be wise with your most limited resource: time, you end up saying yes to a lot of stuff that you don't really want just to be nice, and end up wasting your time and money just to get drunk and feel like shit the next day.

I have never made any business with friends either, or met people through them, that's mostly from work.

same here user

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only egotistical narcissistics has friends

What is the population of your city user? Find a neighborhood bar, sit at the bar. You don't have to get tanked, just have a drink or two regularly at a place with the type of crowd you want to be around. Next thing you know you'll be getting the invites to do stuff. Other anons will say alcohol is degenerate but whatever, this is how our society does this.

I hope once I make it in crypto I'll be able to have sex.

hit the gym, stop being faggots, ezpz

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I hope i die here in your arms user

I’m your friend

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dont know if it is still worth it
dont want herpes or nonvirgin woman

not so easy big guy

strange that there is so many like us here

that post about the kid who would pretend to go out and have fun with friends just to make his dad think he was ok. that’s me except now my dad is dead.

I feel that user

But at least you had a relationship with your dad, hopefully. Mine left very early. I still know and see him, but I see him as a stranger.