Falling for the masculinity jew

>falling for the masculinity jew

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I have those

Hairy ass problems

Preparation H wipes are superior

"BASEDEX LEGIT"
Onions. not even once.

Nair helps that and also taking psyllium supplements. Pooping has never been better since I started doing both.

Dude Wipes.
Be Legit.

*Craaaaaack psssst*

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im pretty sure it says on the nair label Dont use on Anus

get a self cleaning toilet

>Flushable

REEEE how do they get away with this blatant fraud?

It's called a fucking bidet, it costs $20 and you can use it forever.

Imagine smearing your shit deeper into your ass crevices using wipes when you can just wash it away with water and have a squeaky clean butthole the rest of the day.

Even better, get a douche attachment for your shower and flush the whole payload out of your lower colon after every poop. You don't know what it's like to feel fresh til you've fully rinsed out the lower two feet of your colon.

The warning is for women. They have more delicate assholes.

>use water bidet
>cant dry my ass
>now walk with butt pee everywhere

You clearly haven’t done enough research on blacked dot com.

My toilet is close enough to the sink that I get the paper just a little wet to do a final polish on my bunghole. Cornholio would be proud, only TP for my bunghole. Plus I don't have to worry about sending "flushable" cloths through my plumbing.

thats a bit gay fren

KEK

>You don't know what it's like to feel fresh til you've fully rinsed out the lower two feet of your colon.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT

I need to shave my ass

thanks for the reminder

so the boy one is cheaper? metamucil taste good though. I love to chugg a few big tablespoons then take a mega sized shit a few hours later. feels good

Upvoted

im not using a fucking bidet if i live with roommates that shit is disgusting

sounds like a problem only overweight people would have, bidets are easy to use. combine with toilet paper.

this

i just take a shower after i shit.

who buys wipes lmao.

maybe i would buy that if i was camping or at a festival or some shit.

All of this

I shower morning and evening and that's also when I take a dump.
Never needed anything else, always felt awesome

>he doesn't wipe with a roll of 30 cent paper towels until his anus bleeds
it's like you don't like money

do you get satisfaction when you see the brown poop water wash down the drain until it runs clear?