ITT: We pretend we’re Jow Forums in 5 years

LMAO spacex just nasa to the moon, dab on nasa....

I’m glad I did the opposite of what Jow Forums said. Trump actually did it, he made XRP the US’ reserve currency.

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE BUTTCOIN IS WORTH 1MILLION DOLLARS.

Boys I was dumb as fuck and taught my ex wife how to use crypto. Long story short she just transferred 400 link from one of my wallets she stole the key for and I’m now out 700 grand. Please guys is there anything I can do to get it back???

THIRTY

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I can't even imagine what this board will become if we have four more years of bear. Maybe the exact same but minus LINK? Did 2018 create all these pajeet scam coin threads are was it like that in 2017 too? I wonder how the Binance purge will affect that. Hopefully burger money will be flushed towards Coinbase coins causing everything there to go into a bullrun.

It's getting to where pump and dumps are the only way to make significant money off of crypto, which means that pump and dump scamcoin threads might become even more prolific. Oldfags are getting rekt in alts since they're still falling for the hold meme.

is 0.012 link enough to make it

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i cant believe a cup of coffee is 10k now where will this end?

Buy alts this year and sell the top in a year

>2024
>not earning passive income from V-ID equity
i earned $75k dividends this quarter. get on my level

>tfw company pays in USD instead of Libra
i lose 5% per fucking day holding this inflationary shitcoin. how is this even legal?

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Still got 500k USD left from when I made it off of BRAP 3 years ago

What coins should I throw 100k or so at?

>he didnt buy link at $10

>ya buddy it’ll be like 1M EOY it’s like bitcoin buddy

This will be stinktards in another couple years, rambling about their dead 2017 scam.

ATH was less than 2 years ago and the thin line between Jow Forums and Jow Forums is becoming blurred. In 4 years every thread will be "BRRRAAAAPP" or "What does it feel like?"

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brapp is 1 dollar desu

move to the irradiated zone
you're breathing in enough endocrine disruptors inside fedgov territory the impact on your lifespan is basically the same anyway

>WHY DIDN'T I GET INTO BITCOIN AT 100,000 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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REEeeEEeEEEeeEeeEEEE
Why am I 27 and still friendless with a dead end job??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This thread sucks dick

i like it

This, I had 200 bsv, can’t believe I sold em for $500 in 2019

Fucking newlinkers should go back to plebbit. It's always been 100 suicide stack and 1k to really make it and live the NEET life. Kys faggot

This is the perfect thread to larp. Please continue.

Hi guys I was a victim of the LINK exit scam back in eoy 2019... I know, I am a retard and ignored the obvious dumping from the team. I attempted suicide twice and failed both times. I am now on disability from the government.

Anyways, I want to get back into crypto, is HOT a good buy at 5000sats?

>BTC is 5 figures again
IT'S GOING TO ZERO

Fuck.. Why didn't I listen to Jow Forums about Quant back then? Now I have to pay $7000 for one quanties. Fuck.. Some of the idiots on Jow Forums bought it for $8 back then. I wonder what they are up to now, probably not even on Jow Forums anymore. Those smug fucks. Anyways, now im gonna shill my Pajeetcoin2024 for a few hours and wake up for wagie tomorrow

BTC is going to $1500 by 2025.

I am never wrong

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just bought this with my link stack. what do you guys think?

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That’s a nice hotwheels car, did you have enough Link left to buy Rope or did you already have one?

>Oldfags are getting rekt in alts since they're still falling for the hold meme.
That's awful presumptuous of you fuckface. We all bought link cheap and anyone that didn't roped
Also: CSW died two years ago in an unfortunate anal-raccoon incident.

You had EIGHT years

wow, the entire world economy is running through the OMG network and i didn't buy any of it when it was a $1 shitcoin

Hold fast linkmarines. $5EOY!!!!

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WHY THE FUCK WONT LINK DUMP I JUST WANT TO GET AT LEAST 5 LINK FOR FUCKS SAKE

Kek

I cant believe that all cryptos failed after every country banned them one by one, especially after US fell into the civil war and never recovered.

Why did I ever invest all of my savings in all those hundreds of shitcoins that Jow Forums said was gonna be the next bitcoin?

Why didnt I just go to work like a normal human not be posting from the same phone I owned in 2014, now living in a cardboard box, I am already running out of gas for my generator(made from a scrapped microwave and a grass cutter trimmer) to charge my phone and heater.
Even my airfilter are running low, and I dont wanna breath the smoke in, after china fucked everything up with their factories.
Why didnt I listen and invest in real stocks

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NKN will be the blockchain we use while colonizing the rest of the solar system.

2018: $0.015
2019: $0.40
2020: $1.15
2021: $1.77
2022: $2.10
2023: $2.35
2024: $6.35 - NASA returns to the MOON
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2040: $25,000.00

[NASA will use NKN to communicate between EARTH & MOON & DEEP SPACE GATEWAY]

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Cool

2021 is my final stopping point. If it can't moon by then or at least show decent price action it's a dead token and the Google announcement was just some Google employee pumping his bags.

>will be 31 in 4 years

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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After the nuclear wars the AI arms race caused a huge demand for used computer parts. Since no parts were being manufactured anymore everything was scavenged and most data was lost. After a long period of experiments with genetic manipulation in 2021 the order of the source was founded telepathically and inscribed the three laws into the stone of power ushering in a golden age across all the colonies of men. We at the institute of earth archaeology have now reconstructed popular "internet" sites from the beforetimes like 4channel, a tool for racist virgins to vent about minorities.

>Finally I can fulfill my dream to wage cuck 4 days a week
>Employer: fuck no cunt
>the end

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Dubs of truth

Wow I can't believe it's already the 5 year anniversary of the day I decided to change my life around. Time sure does fly fast when you finally get your career going, meet the woman of your dreams and have two beautiful children, round up all the jews in your country and.. well you know what happened there haha. What a journey I tell you hwat.

>link
What the fuck is Link?

Board will be shutdown due to the amount of link related homicides/suicides

>Implying it's not just going to be
RKX is the new LINK guys!! 1000x about to happen in 2 years!! Fill your bags now not to miss this opportunity!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DIDNT I SELL LINK AT $1500??
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S GOING BACK TO 1100 IM FUNDAMENTALLY RUINED

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Checked mcchicken dubs

Jesus Christ can't believe I bought link at 10 cents. I'm such a fucking moron. We are never going above 6 cents ever again. Who knows until we are back below a penny like last year

what the fuck is mcchicken sauce? the only sauce on mcchickens is mayo

I LOST MY PASSWORD and I CAN'T CASH OUT

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can't believe i sold my 70mm stack at 50 cents in 2020

checked, based three for free

Hmm yep. 2024 and I still hate niggers

WTF is this? is makes zero sense.
Btw why bitcoin sv instead if bitcoin?

its sad how hyperledger has really destroyed crypto as a store of value, now it is all centralized and controlled just like the banks.

bsv $1,000,000

because he has some heavy santoori vishnu bags

YOU HAD 7 YEARS!!!!

Yes could be that, but that picture is quiet suspicious, is he a time traveler?

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Who knew that 2019 airdrop aftershock would the most profitable crypto of that year? 3% dividend and 3% deflation per transaction adds up.
Now I'm cashing out enough SHOCK dividends for vegas hooker parties on the regs.
Fuck all your massive supply coins with no chance at moonshot

SOMEONE REPLY PLEASE!

Guys.... I think my sexbot is pregnant

What do?

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Eth crashed from $25k to $10k reeee.
Fuck you Jow Forums, you told me American stock registry moving to tokens on ethereum is going to pump it to $100k.
I sold my house to buy 10 eth at $20k, now I only have $100k left

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GRUG SAYS BUY BLUE PEBBLE

PRANJUG SAYS BUY BROWN PEBBLE

I BOUGHT RED PEBBLE FROM LONG NOSE TRIBE

LONG NOSE TRIBE BEST FRIEND, THEY KNOW PEBBLES, THEIR FEMALES COME WITH OASIS MILKERS, ME HAPPY, ME STICK HAPPY AT OASIS MILKERS, BE HAPPY LIKE ME, BUY RED PEBBLES FROM LONG NOSE TRIBE

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how do I short the west?

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vote democrat

i cant believe trump is getting a third term. what a time to be alive.

Guys,
Kanye West just ordered the National Bank to print another 500,000,000,000,000 Dollars.
Luckily I bought 15 bread loafs yesterday for around 150,000 Dollars. But I am running short on water. Only got about 6 Gallons left. Someone on my block is selling water for about 200,000 Dollars per gallon. I couldn't find a cheaper one.

God bless you guys

linklet? My father was one too and wanted to get rich. Now we cannot even afford food...

Should I sell my linkies at 8k? I have a feeling we will retrace soon

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Why did you BRAP faggots moon this coin to 69 dollars. How the fuck did the international monetary system fall to a coin named Bitcoin and now shitcoins like BRAP are worth over 69 dollars from 0.000000422

What world economy ?

>year is 2025
>go to biz out of pure curiosity
>its total shit
>sigh of relief as I return to linkchan
Fuck this gay thread

Great news guys! You can now check the price of btc utilizing chainlink!

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this

Buy SENT sirs, down 99,9% from 2019 so really cheap and already 982 users and Binance soon. 1000$ eoy.

LINK will be $0 in 5yrs

^ This

$1000 EOY

but democrats lost the civil war and are long gone from the books of living?

Kek

Buttbuddies right here, if Link fails the entire crypto space will fail because no one will use it, so you better hope it doesn't