”Thanks. Could you also get us some more napkins and a -“ *takes off sunglasses* “user IS THAT YOU??”

>”Thanks. Could you also get us some more napkins and a -“ *takes off sunglasses* “user IS THAT YOU??”
>Her Chad bf sizes you up and chuckles. “You know this loser?
>She touches his arm. “Oh stop it Chad. We went to school together! Hey user this is my boyfriend Chad, he sold some of those coins you talked about a couple of years ago. He’s retired now and we’re going to Lisbon tomorrow for fun! I didn’t know you worked here, what have you been up to since graduation?”

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> chad boyfriend with barely C cup breasts

>well uhhhhh hmmm
>mommy interrupts me
>"Sorry, but I'm taking little user to the grocery store to buy some tendies and chocolate milk. He can't talk right now"
>thank mommy later

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Been on the run from the cops after I shot up that garlic festival. Lol fuggin cucks.

N-n-nothing, you wanted napkins and what e-else?

y-y-you too

Been stalking then murdering each nonbinary classmate.
>oh yeah you had a standup gig

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Comfy

>Oh hi, I sold those coins as well. Best investment return in my life!
>Anyway I thought I would work as a waiter to appreciate the financial freedom I have
>Oh and of course I get to meet a lot of beautiful girls as well ;)

>what have you been up to since graduation?
Oh, you know, just orally and anally sodomizing old classmates. Say.... what hotel are you staying at in Lisbon?

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>Chad punches you in the face, sending you to the ground with your nose bleeding
>Stacy screams "Chad! What are you doing!"
>Chad sips his drink slowly, while user is still on the ground
>"Excuse me!" he says, waving another waiter down. "We'd like some more napkins, thank you."
>Gets up to use the bathroom
>Steps on your crotch with the force of your heavy bags with his golf shoes
>You whimper in pain, sniffing up blood in your nose
>"Nothing personnel, kid"

> “I’ve been owning this restaurant. Whatever you want is on the house.”
> I lied
> They order a lot of shit
> Their check comes
> I take off my apron and never come back

this is becoming me, im 25 yo, something went wrong like a year ago and i became a mental manchild and it feels good

Can someone redpill me on Lisbon, is it good?

How are chads legal

>i-i love you too
even though these thots never would acknowledge me desu like this

lol based

>women
>candy wrap scanty "cloths"
>SALE in invisible ink
Know most cannot purchase.
Love, understanding, compassion and solidarity user.
>*fucks murderers and thieves *
>*laughs maniacally right there in our faces *

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>Chad waves down waiter
>”Hey waiter, this one guy said everything’s on the house and paid for. We’re gonna head out, we’ve got a ride to catch”
>waiter observes Chad’s massive arms and neck muscles
>”Oh ok sir, you two have a wonderful day”

no

She must give astounding head.

>tfw chad

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you guys have a boner for humiliation or what?

Shit drives me crazy. LARPs are like free humiliation role play for some people.

>user shitposting on biz again, icing his bloody nose and crotch
>sniffling up a mix of blood, tears, and nasal secretions
>remembers that jerking off usually feels good
>go to pornhub
>see top rated homemade videos
>sees video titled “amazing blowjob on Japanese beach” with a 127% rating
>”I’m going to do that in Japan one day.l after I make it with link”, user thinks to himself
>clicks on it
>the couple looks familiar
>its the same Chad and Stacy from earlier today
>user watches video, unable to get an erection because crotch in pain
>chad fucks the living shit out of Stacy through her pussy even though it’s a blowjob video
>after chad unloads on her face, Stacy says “I’m so glad you bought those coins user talked about,” and giggles
>user cries more
>link dumps again

You have to go back

>STFU bitch you were never even in my top 10 list at school

Based

>>LOL settle down nigger, don't worry she's not gonna jump on my cock immediately! Stacey I'm sorry but I have to get the fuck out of here, you're ugly as FUCK now and your boyfriend is gay for me.

No, fuck off

Jokes on you, Lisbon is a complete shithole

Please leave my board right now.

>Chad: “oh look, we got a tough guy over here!”
>proceeds to
>and then

Nah. Too many niggers. Skip Lisbon a go to Porto instead.

Banging whores, eating ass, and I'm a toilet for this real sexy giant breasted female. She uses the toilet for #2, but #1, that's all me.

>anally sodomizing

>link dumps again

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Eh you know. A little of this. A little of that...

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It will be an inevitable reality for some, I am just preparing everyone for it

jokes on u this would never happen as i dont leave the house

stab "chad" in the eyes with my two fingers.
ram them in really good permanently blinding him forever.
kick him in the balls
and then proceed to rape stacey while he rolls on the floor.

any other LARPS you wanna run me through user?

goes to prison
tyron takes your bitcoins and forces you to trade for him

>takes my bitcoins
>gives me control of them again

wut

I've seen several uber chads IRL who had shitty looking 6/10 gf's. I dunno why they do it. Maybe the girls know Chad is way out of her league so she goes the extra mile for him and is super loyal. Who knows.

No actually you won that situation but you get raped in prison afterwards sorry

>dosent know what sodomy means