Oh, you're from Jow Forums?

>oh, you're from Jow Forums?
>well, we'll need proof for this party...

what do you do?

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Take out my phone and show them pictures of pregnant Sergey

*screams FUCK NIGGERS at 300 decibels*

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I have below 70 IQ

> Open Coinbase
> balance: 109,000 LINK

Ok, come on in Fren.

>*zips out tiny benis*

Just give me the bottle, user

.... *ahem*

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pee pee poo poo

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

CHAINLINK IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
VISUALIZE THAT THOUGHT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY

This
I also recite the pregnant Sergey pasta and say "No more chains, just links."

This one has chased away more newfags, reddit niggers and 90-110 IQ retards than any fud.
And good fucking riddance.

Fucking kek
>r-right this way sir

>he thinks it's FUD

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FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

Right this way, kind sirs.

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why hello
buy high, sell low

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fuck jannies

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Try to explain what does chainlink does and fail.

Oh sure. Hold my coat please.
*Ahem*
FUCK FIAT
FUCK BSV
FUCK ONE
FUCK NIGGERS
ALL IN LINK
NEVER SELLING

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BASED

Will the jannies be serving tendies at this party?

"One thousand end of year"

>*leans in to whisper in ear*
>"crab-16"

cheers mate, stay based

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Toilets are as mythical as every other Hindu god to me and my family

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK READDIT
FUCK FIAT
FUCK GOLD
FUCK WAGIES
FUCK BOSSES
FUCK BANKS
FUCK COLLEGE
FUCK DEBT
FUCK JEETS
FUCK FUDDERS
FUCK NOLINKERS

1K EOY
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NEVER SELLING
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NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Show them how many times I've bought high and sold low. Tell the doorman the secret code "financially ruined".

Can someone please escort this tryhard janny off the premises?

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*ear drums explode*
woah... the last thing Ill ever hear was something based...

Start slowly reeling off a list of confusing and unrelated words getting faster and louder and the dizzying list continues unending, a mystifying code for sure but what eldritch secrets contained in that rhythmic chanting? The loudness now deafening but is it really loud or just an encompassing trance? Finally it dawns on the doorman, it's a filter list so long and comprehensive it can only be known to a oldfag.

I'm in.

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May I have the address?

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Im on my way

This way sir

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's contained within your b-255
you do have one, right?

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underrated post

show them all of the chainlink fud pastas i've saves on my phone

> Welcome
> Belle will take your coat
> You seem parched, would you like a nice glass of bathwater?

uhh yeah

I’ll show frog man my .1 bitcoin and 5 inch cock.

A fine oration from the esteemed gentleman!

Amazing

welcome, gent

Just say "kneepads"

"I'm not a pajeet"

sibos toilet

Kek, Belle Delphine unironically better be at the yacht party and since I have 60k LINK and I'm probably the richest here I'm calling dibs.

Stunning and brave.

Thank the gods I have 111 iq.
Heh

No your not

Shove a sharpie in my pooper and say i am a digimarine and i am never fucking selling >>#2222222

>60k
A fucking linklet kek

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Hey It's craig here, just wanna say there's no hope in hell in this party

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How much do you have Ranjeesh?

All women are whores and 42 is prophet
>sticks trezor in anus

I agree, Bell Delphine better be at the yacht party and we'll serve bathwater

>Belle cameo
Kek. This is the exact kind of based meme cameo that will probably also be weird as fuck irl that I am expecting from this event if we can successfully meme it into reality. Let's keep this card close to our chest for now, no need to give her handler a free ride on the singularity. But when the time comes...

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I have 200k you can smd thanks

*walks up to the doorman carrying a skateboard*

>mandatory penis inspection

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all women are whores, fuck nigger, fuck spics, fuck kikes and fuck jannies.

Nice try glow nigger