What time do futures open again? 90 minutes or 2 hours?
Juan Smith
I want to fill the remains of that irradiated uterus with my healing semen of love, until pregnancy can induce pregnancyyyyyy!!!
What financial events this week frens? FOMC and Jobs Friday was last week.
Owen Clark
VTSAX?
Zachary Campbell
>1 post by this ID
Jack Edwards
What indicators do you guys find most useful for analyzing stocks? I've been spending the weekend doing babbys first excel simulations for long positions. But I guess I should have figured it wasn't going to be straightforward. Everything I've tried loses more money than just buying and holding.
if you were using real Excel instead of LibreCalc you would be making money
the big secret in the industry is that the Excel in Office 2010 is actually the most powerful, and gets the most gains. But it's a little more risky, Microsoft made it so that more recent versions of excel produce lower volatility
Nolan Cruz
>What financial events this week frens? FOMC and Jobs Friday was last week. We got like 100s of companies that are going to report record earnings. We got 100s of millions of people who are going to continue to contribute to their 401ks because there haven't been any massive lay-offs. We got some bad news coming from the EU because of the hard brexit, and there's probably going to be some more stuff that we'll have to wait for.
Brandon Miller
how based/RP'd is it to buy $7 Deutsche bank puts expiring in Jan 2020.
I'm more fond of SWPPX to be quite sempai with you. Slightly better dividends and returns for this year, plus half the expense ratio (.02% vs .04%).
I'm not saying that VTSAX is for plebs or anything, it's a good choice. But I like that SWPPX is more heavily weighted to giant cap stocks, because scale will be important in navigating pricing problems during trader wars.
Every week I see more articles about massive layoffs. Honda, then Capital One, then Lowes, I forget which others. I'm a little concerned they're going to really start piling up.
why did everything dip last year around christmas and did you buy anything during that dip?
David Rogers
I'll be honest. I'm so fucking burned out at my job. I just wanna tell them all to kiss my ass. The only thing that keeps me going is this "just 13 more years till retirement"
That's not a typo either. I can legit retire w/full benefits in 13 more years. If I put in 5 more I'd max it out. So I'd be 50 or 55. Either way I'm fucking ready. Technically there's no limit to how long you can work but after 32 years your basically paying them to come to work each day.
Very hard not to start rapidly declining in purpose once you go from full time job to completely retired. Person I know to have aged better than anyone else worked at least occasionally until early 90's.
lawyering type job though, not wageslaving
Charles Howard
Who here does forex? Is it time to short the pound in preparation for Johnson's government?
what, who told ya pound would dump? like ftse jumped right up when no deal brexit was confirmed
Lucas Martinez
PES and SNSS will both achieve that in less than 1 year.
James Hernandez
Actually, wait, how can I create a position on the North Korean won? I'm bullish
Isaac Ortiz
you have to actually travel to north korea and negotiate in person. there is no other way. I wish you the best luck
Dominic Johnson
Well what if the britts are just bluffing and don't actually leave? I mean they've been unable to leave for so long, couldn't they just have a second referendum and not let the Russians interfere this time?
Zachary Martinez
You're underestimating the stupidity of the tories. They're going to go no deal before there's even a chance for a GE.
Jayden Fisher
I just opened a robinhood account to get my feet wet with $400.
How long did you have to wait to get approved?
Did you also have to take a pic of your social security card?
Took a few days for me to get approved, and I'm basically a nonperson, whereas some people have to wait a bit longer. The SSN stuff is standard practice for any brokerage. What you should buy depends on what you're trying to achieve with your portfolio. Try to figure that out before you buy anything, it will save you a lot of trial and error. And be extremely careful with stock picks posted in these threads. Know what you're getting yourself into before you get yourself into it.
Blake Clark
These futures don't look bad at all. I mean we were way lower on Friday. Seems like a support has formed and there will be a rally tomorrow.
Lincoln Murphy
I don't need to report anything to uncle sam unless I sell a stock correct?
Gavin Williams
i got fucked on friday, biz.. and not in a good way
/blog
Carson Johnson
what happened, bitch pressing charges?
Julian Sanchez
Correct. Dividends complicate this a little bit since Robinhood can't into DRIP. But that won't matter until / if you start working with larger sums of cash.
Gabriel Morales
This is why I love M1 Fractional shares +drip mean I can invest in anything,mainly SPHD O and qyld
Guns will do good now the perennial gun debate is going to be revived. Buy em before they're banned! (they will never ever be banned).
Brayden Howard
If you don't trust stocks, bonds or commodities If you think the debt bubble our society is in will come violently crashing down eventually, then don't do bonds
Jayden Cook
>(they will never ever be banned) Don't underestimate the jews.
Jaxon Rivera
Why didn't you buy the MKC dip a while back, ratsu
Goddamit random internet namefag, you'd better not be wrong.
Dylan Cox
Pics that make you go HMMMMMMMMMM
>El Paso mass shooting is at least >the third atrocity linked to 8)chan this year
I FUCKING CALLED IT. Did you listen? You didn't listen. I can't wait for The Economist to write another article where they explain what "shitposting" is!!
>implying implications that are implicitly false I've been posting reminders for a while now.
Considering that you repost the same articles all the fucking time, it shouldn't be a shock that sometimes I post things that aren't news. This is just increasingly relevant as tomorrow is the last day to take profits before they post results.
>being new Remember to be thankful for the cheapies!
Wait until The Big One hits, and it triggers a massive recession. When all the beautiful and rich people start helicoptering out of LA, then you might be able to get in for a 15% or so discount.
Ian Perez
well when we start making 10s of 100s of yang a day we'll hollow out that mountain and turn it into our super villain hide out. All the conspiracy nuts will call us out on being evil super villains, but since we'll have control over the media we will be able to keep anybody from believing them.
>Sun Valley/Ketchum I always thought if I actually retired, and I stayed in Idaho, it'd be cour d'alene. Mostly for the lake. But also to bang collegetown girls on spring break.
How was your Sunday frens? I spent it being lazy and went to Ruby Tuesday's for some shrimp dip and a Melonball. We ready for some green tomorrow?
Juan Harris
Been considering this, but it looks like VSTO dropped their guns, so the only ones I see now are AOBC and RGR, neither of which seem all that appealing.
I started watching this show at the gym, seemns pretty lewd.
De Stijl is one of my top 50 favorite albums sempai
Brandon Thomas
I just woke up an hour ago. Stayed up late drinking and listening to rock music again. Honestly gotta say though like, contemplating the recent drop, I'm still quite bullish. Companies are still having very good earnings reports. Maybe we'll correct a bit but I really don't think the fear most of the retail public has are justified.
Luis Robinson
>album Court et au point... how you say... non cultives
Spent the entire day watching youtube videos and lazing on my bed.
Liam Barnes
The whole Brexit thing is a mess. No mater what "deal" gets done someone/some group won't like it any. I say tough shit. U.K only has two options; leave or stay. There will not be any middle ground. The other E.U members are sick of it all and just want it over with. They will not be in a mind to do give the U.K any leeway on it. So it's two choices; Stay in or Pull out.
It's not that hard a thing to grasp.
Jaxon Stewart
me cant remember kek apperantly me make this thread.... and then go HEB and buy lot of sweets
I spent all day listening to the liberals on the news talk about how they want to take away our rights and then the futures opened all red. Then the ball game is in rain delay, so there's nothing to watch right now. Pretty shitty Sunday, but at least tomorrow is monday. So that's nice.
James Peterson
Imagine hastily voting leave, and knowing deep down how much you fucked up as this shitstorm played out, but convincing yourself it was worth it for, uh... bananas or fishing rights or some shit. LMAO
Robert James
Lazy fucker today. Spent time with my wife's family (they were in town for errands so they stopped by for a bit). Good thing about that is that they all like me so everyone gets along fine. My family all gets along fine with my wife so good times around.
Hudson Edwards
>tfw I took french in high school but live on state that shares a border with Mexico It's an abstract kind of terrible decision making...
That's actually an appropriate description of the album, in a non-insulting way. The White Stripes were, especially in their earlier years, short and to the point, not flashy or stylized, not trying to emphasize a cultured and stylized image. Hell, the drummer didn't know how to drum.
>being snobby about esoteric Dutch art terminology
Why not? I always look disgusting there anyway, I'm not going to make anyone interested in me, just want something to make mindless cardio bearable on rest days or when I'm done with weights.
this is big time FUD in the world right now, I kind of love how fucking stupid it is.
I hate them for doing it, but if the US were tied to the EU like that... you better believe I'd vote "fuckoff, Frenchie"
How much has England fucked with the Irish over the years? It's amazing how it never ends...
yeah you made it like 10 posts too early before I could make a kino sunday rollthread.
Apples and oranges. The US is a big fish, but the UK is going to shrivel up without being part of the big bad European trading block.
Michael Brooks
didn't we just get a rate cut? Like won't that access to cheap credit completely scoop up the cheapies that were made over the past 2 trading days?
Joseph Diaz
Maybe. The panic isn't over yet though.
Jordan Jenkins
What kind of rock music do you listen to?
That's good, it's always good when families like each other.
Luke Howard
My plan to become a millionaire is to buy a LEAP on a 3x ETF when the market drops 50%+. Just waiting for the next financial crisis. Should be one coming soon in a few years. I got my life savings of 100l primed and ready.
Bentley Reed
>panic This is called "pricing in losses and uncertainty"
We haven't seen panic yet :3
I love niceposters! Post a favorite "pump yourself up" song.
user. Have you confused "recession" with "financial crisis" again?
Joshua Davis
Nah. There'll be a full blown crisis. We got the perfect storm of Brexit and the rise of China. The global economy is going to shit itself soon.
William Bailey
>panic
its impossible for panic, summer means no volume in the markets
