ATTENTION!

I have some news about bitcoin...

Gentlemen please settle down, be seated.
I will start the announcement shortly.

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I'm glad I could make it
so what's the news fren

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Shhhh user is about to speak.

What is it senor pepe?

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in bf

>all caps / overused caps
>profanity
>racism
>link shill
>not funny
>follow up vpn-self-post "based and blue pilled"

stfu this gag is old

Alright what is it this time

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Did I miss it? No, good. I had to take a massive shit and it got all over the toilet seat. Oh janny, be a dear and clean up the john I want to go again after the announcement.

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The President of the United States has arrived. You may begin your speech, sir.

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All ears

FUCK YOU FAGGOT FROGE

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Ah yes, what a lovely way to start a day.

Do proceed, gent.

Surely this will be a glorious announcement! Ready when you are!

* comfy neet start a remote livestream *

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I fall for these every time

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Wutt naw

Speak your heart senor

Oh shoot, I hope I'm not late!

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Present

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Go on fren.
I love announcements

*ahem*

he left..

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Hello gentlemen.

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Great. Looks like I didn't miss anything.

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Let’s begin

so when are you gonna tell us the news

Shalom gentlemen. I could smell that you goys where up to something in here. Dont mind me goy, I'll just sit myself next to the donations here and watch over it for you. I'm very reasonable you know, only a small percentage for my service goym.

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who is this handsome aryan dudeo

That picture makes me feel depressed again about my appearance, suicide in the watchlist..

He's one of my cloients goy. Come to temple this week and I will introduce you. Just a smoall foiders fee goy. What are you waiting foah

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I'm listening

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haha glad i'm not the only one who remembers this

Why yes, we are listening.
I feel bad for jannie that he doesnt own a whole bitcoin but apparently he does everything for free. What is the announcement good sir? Please, please! My excitement is boiling over

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i dont have much time user, pls make the announcement shortly. i have a plane to catch.

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