/smg/ - Slaughter Market General

IT WONT STOP DROPPINGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....edition

Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Remember Happy Day:

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First

Is this 2008?

Should I hold overnight or not?

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

-1000 by EOD, mark my words

Can we set a new record?

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MAKE IT STOP! KILL THE POWER, DO A COOLING OFF PERIOD.
!

AND I CAN‘T GET OVER

CRYING OVER

YOU

Lmaoing @ weak minded individuals

Shut up newfag
So many people here weren't even here for December 2018, it's sad

What the fuck to buy when this shit finally crashes

don't worry about that we barter system now

Anyone else have games like this with rolling for anime gf's?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NOOOOOOO MY LEGACYYYYYY!

Your red ID is very telling. Quit the damage control, and also tripfagging.

Whatever you want
The beauty of market corrections is that they create buying opportunities
You faggots should be grateful, if you have money available to average down near/at the bottom

-1000 DOWn

I believe in you!

BOOMERS BTFO

People are right to be antsy; this economic expansion was coming to an end anyway and this trade war shit isn't helping.

2008 will look like a picnic compared to this. Consider the following:

>US China Trade war
>DB implosion
>Italy implosion
>German export crisis
>NK lobbing more rockets
>Brexit incoming
>Iran capturing more cargo ships
>The Hong Kong strikes prompting China to plan for its third historical massacre of the modern era
>Yeiiiiiiild Curve
>Automation decimating US jobs

Boy, let me tell you, 2008 was a test run.

Enjoy, you beautiful anons. Crypto may actually be the future (I’m surprised)

me ID am sweet like elder god name

Six Szdotfh

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Dow -1000 or gtfo

The future is tinned beans and bottled water, user. Take the /collapse/ blackpill

Are you ready for Sour Hour?

D-DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PORTFOLIOS BROS

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>tfw no maid gf
Roring anyway!

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I somehow doubt this. What would bring new people in between december and now? That was only 8 months ago lmao.

People's time scale perception is a really good indicator of age.

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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I wanna see 10% down today, I believe in us Bobo's we can short this shit into the ground

lmao imagine investing in one of the biggest financial bubbles in human history and not hedging your bets against it with gold and BTC. you retards are worse than every altcoin moonboi

-950. You’re going to get your wish.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's not too bad. Down to minus $90 (less than 1%)

LMAO NICE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM FAGGOT FED

This is the fakest and gayest "rally" I've ever seen lmao. PPT finally coming in.

go lower please, i need to buy

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD

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SUPPORT HAS BEEN FOUND DOMSCUMM TIME!

Why what's the big issuuuooooOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

damnit me bought 2821 but sold really quick
shoulda held longer

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Hammer candle on the 15m. Possible bounce in play.

and we're back

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whelp looks like ill be selling my bussy, whats the going rate these days

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This can't be the start of the real crash, right? We still have a year or so left.
There will be one more exit pump for this market before then, so I'll be picking up cheap MFST, AMD, and SPY calls when it starts bouncing back.

For now I'll hold my gold and crypto.

SPY keep craashing plz

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What's a safe amount to hold in cash on robinhood for dip buying purposes? Already missed out on a good dip for something I wanted long term but don't want to risk getting 0 returns by just keeping it as cash on robinhood.

Bleach it for a better roi.

Are we though

I-IF YOU DONT LOOK YOU DON'T LOSE r-RIGHT BROS?!

BUY TIME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

BANK OF AMERICA - 5.28%
PROCTOR -2.45%
PEPSI -2.67%
MCD -1.95%
CSCO - 3.92%
DIS -2.96%
KO - 1.47%
MRK -2.44%
UNH - 2.41%
MO - 3.12%

WHAT'RE YOU BUYING FRENS, WHAT'S THE BEST DEALS YOU THINK?!

Based. Max volume to cover up the sounds of sobbing.

Absolutely pathetic, got no skin in the game and thinks he can judge.

Pay your bills, kid.

10-30% cash depending on how volatile you expect the markets to be. That's for long hodl strat. More if you're attempting to swing trade.

C’est orageux

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Kinda wanna buy some more SCHD, but Individual companies seem more attractive here.

FUCK it just popped up a bit.

Are you fucking serious? Like I said, Schwab is already at about December lows, with a 1.67% yield and EX-date is the 8th

This is one desperate pump, whew

Best deal is to wait 2-3 weeks for much lower prices.

Why why why why!!!! A few stocks i had been watching but didnt buy have gone up a lot. Had I gone all in I'd literally be able to neet it up for months.

How do you all deal with not buying something that you were closely watching and has gone up a lot?

I have

PEGI 1 stock
ET 1 stock
AMD 2 stocks
MU 1 stock

How will I ever recover bros?

This is Jerome, he's going to inject the market with enough cash to get us back to $300. Y'all should have scooped up some DOMSCUMM

Considering im expecting a huge dump within months. I want funds ready.

>get fucked boomers
pro-tip, it takes over a week to cash out stocks

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>desperate pump

Nah, it's about in line with the usual. Even flash crashes don't normally drop straight down (talking about indexes). Rebound to S&P 2900 is possible. Rejection of that or any resistance below will signal more selling.

Rollin

dubs get

BILI under $9 hopefully

>single-digit percentages

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Roll

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>mfw i see these prices

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Get ready to buy bros.

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>(I’m surprised)
Don't be. Once polar shift or massive solar flare happens, say goodbye to your cryptos. Precious metals are the future and will always be the future, not some imaginary numbers crap.

yes goyim keep buying

They're all kind of shitty desu. Maybe some combo of nerd and class rep

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throat tired from scream all day :3

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Is this cos China gone all retard on its currency?

1. that is a bitcoin chart
2. no it doesnt
3. faggot

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING

>get a job
>buy twice that
>repeat

You really really think we're gonna get better deals than this? I think that's maybe a bit of a nice fantasy.

These are some high quality dividend paying companies that aren't going anywhere.

Pepsi? Down HUGE from its blowout quarter.

fuck cummilla mommyfag trash.

Oh god... now I'm getting hard.

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Whats a good time frame to wait for stock market crash?

bigger than that. the market just realized we can never trust the slants. war coming soon.

Post ur trades today
,,

>Market goes down
>"D-don't buy g-goyim!"
Imagine not wanting free money.

Stop teasing me you dirty flirt

sold my SPY put way too soon because i'm not used to the market not being manipulated as fuck and then i bought cheap AMD and MSFT calls.

Already bought and set my stop losses. I'm off to have a nap. Enjoy the spectacle lads.

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You’re welcome boys, not even a fraction of a second after I hit the buy button on my SPY option after watching it tick down lower and lower just waiting for a better entry the fucking entire market pumped back up. This is a fucking clown world simulation. There is no escape. The entire market had been waiting for my one single move just fucking wreck me. The entire ebb and flow of this universe is centered entirely around my thoughts and actions.
>honk
>honk

Snss and LCI, my two big bets for this month (crypto is Harmony and Chainlink) am I gonna make it Bois?

now in 1-5months

stay salty no-coiner

remember this is biz - buy high sell low

oly because it been forever since
wont post trades for awhile again :<

me should have held longer X_X was too scare

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>How do you have the energy to work after-hours?

I use tools that do the work for me, and charge way more than I deserve. Money is a great motivator. Machine learning work also involves a lot of waiting (training models, deploying code, etc.), so I line up my gigs while I'm at the office.

>What do you dev?

Full stack with JHipster. It's a command-line tool that writes a CRUD app for you. Front end in Angular, back end in Spring.

All you need to do is define a data model (which you can typically do in a night), and change the user-facing parts of the website to look however your client wants. This gets much easier if you have your client write copy, and give them a selection of open-source CSS themes to choose from.

I usually spend about twice as long in client meetings as I do actually programming.

>Bonus: How do I get into this?

Sell your skills to boomers who can't into technology. They won't have a use case in mind, so suggest one. The easier to set up, the better.

My last client was a middle-aged dentist who needed a website. All he wanted was a way for customers to make and edit appointments. The app had 2 entities (user & appointment). All I had to do after generating it was (1) change the user permissions so a user could only create or edit appointments for himself, (2) create a UI that looked like a calendar, and (3) create pages that displayed appointments for a given day, week, and month.

Took about 20 hours, 2 a night for 2 weeks. At $5000, that's $250 per hour. And since there's hardly any features, I know he'll call me later and ask for more.

Pro tip: charge by feature, rather than by hour.

rollan

Are you using Interactive Brokers

What's going to happen if Trump announces a ban on all Chinese exports?

The ultimate strategy

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mate countless people here own crypto.
We just don't talk about it here because that's what the whole rest of the board is about.

I don't bust into link threads and talk about how stinky my dividends are and how the underlying fundamentals are signing a deal with google.

China is going to try and tank the U.S economy so Trump loses the election, they're gonna hedge their bets on that because they know they're never going to abide by his demands.

this aint lot

remember time in the market not timing it dont let others influence your decisions and inform yourself

and then we yang gang and btc explodes