/smg/ - Stock Market General

RIP American Markets
from 1776 to Trump
edition

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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AAPL -7.36%
MSFT -6.21%

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>cheapies!

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>What the heck... Are her breasts stuck in jello?
>:D
no exactly

me super long euro ATM

>tfw closed my shorts

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checked by bobo

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It'll be back to business as normal by lunch time. We have nothing to fear except fear its self.

how bad is it boys
I'm just a crypto fag

Thanks Oba.... Drumpf!

THE CLOUD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

you mean like Nikkei and S&P?

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

FUCK CHINA edition

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China ain't taking America's shit anymore, that's what happened.

After the Fed's cut and Trump's tariff hike threat (when he said that he wouldn't) and with the mass shootings dominating American politics, they fucking ran with it.

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So now that China has been labeled a currency manipulator by the FED everything is going back up tomorrow right? R-right?

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YAAAYYY TRUMP
MAKING TVIX GREAT AGAIN

GIVING US A CHANCE TO GET IN ON TQQQ BEFORE IT PUMMMMMPPPPPSSS!!!

do explain. I love RKG torture fantasies

There was no American market in 1776, NYSE wasn't founded until the 1790's

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S&P would be 3400 ATM Obama were still in office

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>call SPY 293

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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Haha at least galt cuckholders weren't the only ones getting bogged today

As soon as Jerome announces some special currency manipulation of our own... Still no
You will continue to see a shitstorm for the rest of the week.
Sit tight and relax. Eventually things will stabilize. Wait to see what Jerome decides, Trump is turning up the heat but our man Powell is still in the driver's seat

It'll get there by Wednesday this is nothing more than price action and market noise.

If I can buy GALT under $3 I just might

And China would still be bleeding us dry, sure
Long term strength > short term index levels
r_tard

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I guess good thing I sold Tyson?

They're HUGE components of the S&P, and people are panicking today. Selling their index funds and ETFs, taking profits after 10 years of blessed bull. There is legit uncertainty, we're officially in a trade war, but this is a straight up panic.

They're actually just cuckholds when they're the ones being cucked.

You mean if Yellen were still president of money?

oops

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they're going to cut rates 50bps next month

we are now entering a race to the bottom

I see.
I understand, Dont bother trying to apologize when the waves hit
Tais-toi Tais-toi

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I just read an article that today was the worst day for the market all year, that means tomorrow will be better and we'll get back to business by lunch tomorrow. This is nothing more than market manipulation and a clear opportunity for cheapies.

we are going down another 2-3% tomorrow at open. BOBO stop toying with us.

I doubt that, with the currency manipulation charge in place, China has no choice now but to return the yuan to status quo or face further consequences and they aren’t ready to Samson option just yet, I think we go sideways finally for a day or two and finish green Thursday the bleeding will continue but only on garbage stocks that are overpriced and were already seeing it happen
On the other hand, China could say fuck you fed but they would be deliberately sacrificing themselves for no reason other than fuck US and that would plunge them into the LITERAL DARK AGES which could open up a powder keg and someone assassinates someone
Big news could be game changing

HAHAHAHAHA, have you seen the after market blood bath from the currency manipulator designation?

So should I be liquidating all my index funds and buying gold yet?

FUUUUUUCK I'M REALLY BAGHOLDING NOW!

th-the smelliot wavves?!

A green opening right now would ABSOLUTELY be a sell-off signal.

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Song of thread.

RIP STOCK MARKET
m.soundcloud.com/wmstrecs/goodbye-moonmen-full-track/

They've been doing that for years. What's the big deal?

should my dad buy BABA tomorrow? dont feel like learning about stocks

because those years the administration couldn't prove it so they did not officially designate them a manipulator. now the gloves are off and they aren't even investigating, they went straight for the designation, which comes with penalties.

my electric waves.
Ive murdered many anons from smg with this

Great depression 2.0 is here. But gold you idiot.

CHECKED SATAN IS CRASHING THE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS EEEEEEEK

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Yeah
He doesn't like you anyway

guess this is what happens when china devalues their currency and feds fuck with rates

LMAO this cope.

Trump/China/US Treasury/FED is crashing this economy with no survivors.

"Bagholding" loses $0.50

the penalties are small as far as i understand them, but it's going to annoy them for sure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IF YOU DONT LOOK IT CANT HURT YOU BROS, USE OSTRITCH MODE BROSSSSSSSSS

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P-plz don't kill me just because I ask stupid questions, plan on stealing RKG from you, and don't like MMM's exposure to China...

Sans blague

That's more money than I make in a week!

I wish Degiro offered a decent gold etf in my shit country g*d damn it

Meant to say China and autos

>That OC
Lou Dobbs?

the penalties associated with it are minimal but it is having a huge psychological effect on the market right now. and on a side note it's hilarious that after 3 years of investigations and finding nothing, all it takes is one bad day without any investigations to label them a currency manipulator. this administration is ridiculous.

Selling my 500 dollars in index funds just to buy again once the sell-off ends :^)

>nikkei futures at 19945

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Hey we will see what happens. I'm still trying to get it all straight now. The treasury announcement has some language about the IMF and the G20 but I don't think we want to wait for them to do something

Btw tractors are the best captcha

MORE CHEAPIES COMING

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Not even in afterhours can I find solace.

God fucking damn it all. I'm just going to straight gamble it all on credit spreads.

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HOLY SHIT THE RED THE FUCKING RED

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

IM NOT GOING BACK TO WENDYS,DRUMPF!!

Imagine still being in boomer markets in august 2019. If you're not shorting every stock right now and putting 100% of your profits into bitcoin, you are a sub 20 iq nigger.

AAAAAAAAAAAA
AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
also your ID looks like it says "dicckwad" hehe

>mfw entire portfolio is silver stocks
>mfw this thread

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I should be buying right now...right? The market mania is just temporary...right?

kinda new to this pls no buly

you should have a plan to buy at levels and amounts you're comfortable with.

>when a bunch of an*me watching chinky dinkies don't know what a fucking stop loss is so they just hold and die

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>Gambling
But I thought covered calls was foolproof winning strategy?

Unrelated, but has anyone seen DICSUXXSCUM guy recently, or did he have a red day, so no posting?

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I'm voting democrat this year. Bleeding heart liberal mode has been activated. I now support obscure women's body positivity groups, the chinese social credit system as a champion of social justice, taking pictures of my now new morning ritual of purchasing a venti latte w/ foam art, and rephrasing jordon peterson arguments as vile antisemetic strawmans.

Being labelled as a currency manipulator mean American government labelled the country as making gains from America by manipulating exchange rate. So it mean a further deterioration in bilateral trade relationship. China have spent years trying to avoid being labelled as such.

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This is like the fifth heavily bear day. worst yet but still. is it going to recover or is this a new recession?

Saying you'll buy a dip is easy.

Actually doing it during a market rout is actually very hard, because you don't know how low the market can go.

Bad news feeds on itself, but the markets could just as easily see a capitulation from Trump or China and then rally hard.

If you're new to this I would stay away until stocks are historically cheap.

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how bad is it going to get lads?

S&P futures found support now and not even down 1%. I don't hear any boomers compaining that they can't retire. Clearly there's no reason to panic and the market will rally. It's going to be business as usual tomorrow. New ATHs this week.

You will have to wait until next year (not this year) to properly worship our moon goddess, mother Marianne
Also make sure to do your yoga and mindfulness routines and join a bookclub and travel to exotic locations.

>rephrasing jordon peterson arguments as vile antisemetic strawmans.
>Right says he's a jew shill
>left says he's a Nazi
Sounds pretty based to me.
Left and Right are retards.

The only reason the penalties are ‘minimal’ is because we dismantled OPIC during the tianaman square massacre lol now I wonder what plug we’ll pull next to cut more funding off from China
I mean seriously both US and China are just sitting on their own swords right now no one is hurting the other but themselves it’s a fucking circus someone kill one of these two already PLEASE

Fuck I hate it when Twitter "influencers" don't give sources.

Makes perfect sense though, but you don't want to hear it coming from a permabull like zerohedge.

not a single deep state faggot in jail. foreign policy a shambles. no wall. recession or depression. total loss.

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we're going down until sept 1, and then further down until uncle powell gives us a 150bip cut in mid September.

> mfw AMD keeps dropping in the afterhours

MAKE IT STOP!

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What is the worst Twitter spat that you can imagine?
That's how bad it will get
Then China will invade HK and TW to blow off steam, a bunch of them will starve, all our cheap stuff will get made in Vietnam and our electronics in korea, and SPY continues marching towards 400

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Wait wait, so the tariffs LEGALLY can’t happen? And China just showed off they can manipulate their currency at whim in front of the fed? Hmmmmm something Oahu here

it's an agreement, not a legally binding document.

I have a limit that I'm going to buy (more) at, but I'm hoping it goes down just a little bit more since I'll be able to get more shares from it. I wouldn't say I'm "new" to this, more "inexperienced". This isn't for me doing any day trading, it's for a long(ish) term investment that I need to get more shares of to maximize gains.

What would $10 in an index fund invested in the NYSE in 1790 be worth today?

APOLOGIZE

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All of those cheapies. Buy time!

index funds weren't invented until the 1970's

Youre implying her love for me isnt unrequited.
You can take that trash but shell just run back to my burrow

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Nah, it's not even close on a percentage basis.

Imagine how traders felt at the end of the day in 1987 or 1929?

Hell, #2 and #3 were back to back day loses. No wonder people jumped from buildings.

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China has no ground to stand on. They will totally get assraped in a drawn out trade war. They're 100% banking on Trump getting btfo in 2020 and the Dem cuck replacing him going back to letting them fleece our country.

It's not going to work and America will emerge much stronger. China meanwhile is finished.

Tant pis
c'est la vie

No, that agreement at Osaka G20 was only a vocal one, and as far as I can tell America and China each have different interpretation on what have been agreed at Osaka.

Oh no, if Baggie then..

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*vocal
verbal

There were only certain shares traded at the start. Remember, US and NYC population was still low. Imagine the beginning of an RTS or city building game
> The Bank of North America along with the First Bank of the United States and the Bank of New York were the first shares traded on the New York Stock Exchange

i posted kyle bass's interview earlier, but posting it again
youtube.com/watch?v=dCH_-fcCoK4

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If it's going to hold, it's going to hold at June 3rd levels (2750). After that, there is resistance at 2650. After that it's December 24th levels at 2350.

The Fed will be scrambling to intervene publically at 2650 or 2350.

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America is genius.
There is a reason for all of this. Trump is downplayed and has been this entire time just to JUST China, our only real rival left in the world. All the polls all the bulshit fake news media. In reality everyone loves trumps and hates china but on the face China thinks it looks like they could have an edge on public persuasion.

HAHAHAHA 65% of traders think there will be a 175-200bip cut, 35% think it 150-175.

uncle powell needs to deliver.

About 3.50