Serious:

25$ each for a nude pic. And you pay upfront!

You did not answer my question. Do you have a penis or a vagina? I don't want a picture. I need to know this for Jow Forums purposes.

Barter is taxable, too. OP don't listen to that user, he just wants you to suck his dick for worthless "free" wrong advice.

Yeah, that's still 25$. Payup or walk away, BITCH!

Thanks user and fuck.

Very entrepreneurial, cocksucker. I'll give you that. Good luck in your ball-licking adventures.

how do you find clients, online or what?

how likely is a std per cock?

Thank you, I'm glad someone noticed.

Mostly online and bars.

Always use condoms. Don't be cheap, buy the expensive ones.

who the hell pays for blow jobs with condom?

never got my dick sucked with a condom, that cant be worth 50 bugs

i did it one time with a girl but just for the lols because condom had strawberry taste you feel absolutely nothing with condom.

even a flashlight is better than that

Who the fuck does it without a condom? I'm already poor, Imagine also getting sick. KEK

i don´t know im not in the sex busines but all the girls and boys i met did it without condom and there percentage chance to get a STD from a blowjob is not zero but much lower than regular sex

That was my point you spastic cunt.

answer the fucking question bitch
are you a faggot or a girl?

>Imagine filing taxes for getting salty facials for $20 a pop

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Yes, user. You will pay taxes to me. Which I will use to pay you to suck my dick. Rinse and repeat.

Do you pay taxes for dealing drugs, human trafficking, arms trading lmao?
Alsolute brainlet, why would you publically acknowledge this income source in any capacity, especially if it was cash only. Low tier larp

Incredibly based

25$ and you will find out.

I don't know why but this thread has made me irrationally angry. Not because you suck cock or anything, but because you felt the need to question whether or not it is a taxable income source. It doesn't fucking make sense. You're already dealing in an illegal service, why the actual fuck do you feel a need to tax yourself. What purpose is there in fucking charging someone a blowjob and going "well you owe me $40, and $1.60 due to the blowjob tax, totalling out to $41.60"
I just dont understand the larp user. Fuck you and fuck biz.

Yes be a good girl and do your taxes. the government needs to pay the debt off somehow

is it illegal?

>how to make money from fuck prostitute?
It's not a real question, and you had to know that when you opened the thread.

Nobody cares if you suck dick, but, everyone goes insane if you don't pay taxes.

No man allows women to wear kneepads.
Oh, wait

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Someone who needs to get dick sucked, but is disgusted by whores at the same time.

Capone got done for tax evasion. You are supposed to declare illegal activity and tax dept are not permitted to inform the cops. Also it not illegal in every country. All the best in your business.

Just check off the prostitution exemption your irs form

No. Paying taxes on an illegal income is not possible. IRS doesn't have the authority to collect on FED notes that have been obtained in such way. OP thinks he owes taxes for sucking a dick but the sucking itself for money is not legal. Think, buying a house with stolen money may be a problem but the money theft is what matters, not the house.

Fuck! There's no way around this?

Just launder the money. Ask other whores how they do it. Normally the pimp handles this though.

I'll launder it through btc for you, of course I need to have my dick sucked first.

I don't interact with other whores. I don't want to catch that mentality. And pimp? You think this I boomer years?

>pimp
Lmao user the internet exists now, girls just find an uglier guy on twitter and flirt with him then when she's at his place and giving him a rubjob she tells him the price when he thought that dinner already was the price

>when he thought that dinner already was the price

Good advice, thank you! Never thought about getting free food.

In Poland it's legal to prostitute yourself, but it's illegal to benefit on prostituting someone else. So prostitution is not taxed, because that would be illegal (government would be benefiting on prostituting someone else). It's fun.

OP, how did you get into whoring out? Poverty or just greed? And do you approach the guys or vice versa?

It is possible, but you have to justify where the money came from and if it was from a crime, you will be punished according to law and your earned money confiscated

What are you smoking?

He's just another LARPing user giving wrong advice. The IRS will collect taxes on absolutely anything, legal or illegal.

Anyway, seriously, why would you bother reporting it? Just report enough to live on and stash the rest in Bitcoin. Don't get caught on that. Eventually you can move elsewhere on the planet and enjoy your ill-gotten gains in peace.

They don't deserve taxes from honest labor

If you’re a girl send pic. Let’s rate you

answer this please
I wanna know as well

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Yes, and since you are self employed make sure to collect both halves of FICA

>and stash the rest in Bitcoin
Fuck that, if the money is from illegal sources, USE MONERO! Bitcoin is non-fungible and the chain can be and gets data-mined.

>prostitution is legal in my country
>buy a hooker
>fuck it
>blackmail the hooker for saying you didnt get a receipt and that she is committing tax fraud
>get unlimited free sex

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Have sex, incel.

When they audit your ass after they see you pay off a house with no job and a big ol' pair of dick sucking lips

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No, but rather time in prison.

Sure thing, that's 25$.

It's impossible to buy bitcoin / monero / crypto with cash.

Need and fulfillment. I'm actually good at sucking dick. I LOVE IT!

Forgot picture.

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Why do you faggots keep giving attention to this mentally ill cocksucker?
Fucking sage

>doesn't make money sucking dick
kek

kys faggot, you'll never be a cute anime waifu, just a dumb ugly faggot guy

>dumb ugly faggot guy
He didn't figured it out I'm not a guy. Anyway, I'm giving you a 50% off, let's call it "incel discount".

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What's the technique?

While in reverse cowgirl, push your pelvis towards his belly, take it in all the way and when it goes out move your body towards his legs. It should sanap after a few tries.

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