Trying to get 1k LINK

Mine is meth and ghb then butthole licking
Must be clean
Must be skinny
Must be hair free

very normal fetish lad

>even a poorfag has more LINK than me
aoaoaoaoaoaoao fuck this $100/mo uni research apprenticeship scholarship I'm basically a slave

Eastern Europe?

Sorry bro.... That's a small amount. Should've picked some up when it was shilled around the .20 - .40 area. Maybe good for a head start in life if you hold it for 5 years

Worse, Brazil
As if being pretty much a slave wasn't enough, I have to buy crypto at 1 USD = 4 BRL

Based taste and butthole pilled.

chinese butthole are dirty butt

Jonny rims horses

I'd only lick asian girl buttholes

Some asian girls don't like having their buttholes licked? Why is this? They can have such nice smelling/tasting buttholes because of no sweat.

Is it because they aren't used to fetish behavior? Not talking about Japs.

>"I LIKE ASS XD IM SO DIFFERENT I LICK ASSHOLES!!!1"

the absolute state of this once great board

I agree.

I fell asleep. Hope you are still there
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So tell me about this girl you are going to hire to be naked in your hotel room for 11 days? Do escort agencies offer novelty services like that? I wouldn't mind having that service too.

It's a sign this board is returning to greatness retard. Jow Forums fundies took over this place after 2017. We used to have regular sex tourism threads before that.

Usually I'll put an ad online and a broke poor college girl will do it. It's cheaper too

shut up cumbrain

Nice thinking. How much do they charge? Does this only work in asian countries or can you get away with this in the west too? Also do you fuck them? Or it's purely just them hanging around your place in the nude? Do you take photo's?

I'm confused as to why you say your a poorfag with less than 1k Link though if you have experience hiring girls for novelty sexy events like this. You must have decent disposable income. I've got 60k stinkers and my experience is limited to hiring whores and licking girls asses out in Thai GoGo bars.

Also it helps that I'm not old or ugly. Just autistic. Asian girls melt when they meet me. Just like to pay to live out my fantasy without judgement

Imagine being such a loser you use that word.

Sounds based. I'm decently attractive too and asian girls like me when I holiday in asia. So you've never tried it with a white girl though? Do you just try this in Taiwan, or any other asian countries? Where the girls good looking or just average? Do you reject them if you don't think they are hot?

I am poor. It's usually around 3-5k. Which is 3 months salary for me. I'm poor. I cannot afford to pay an escort 300 an hour. Once a year is all I can afford.
It involves me licking her butthole. On demand blowjobs and facials
I'm not sure. Pussy is cheaper in Asia

ill be buying link from $2 -$10 then riding it out for the golden

Never with a white girl. First time going to Tawain.
Malaysia is a good destination. Those little hijab sluts line up. I also have a hijab fetish. Not sure why i am not Muslim

If it's going to $100 or $1000 why would you stop buying at $10?

since nobody noticed, how the fuck you bought 8$ worth of LINK. Like what's the purpose of that

Poor and still doing sexually adventurous things. Sounds based. You and I would probably make good friends IRL.

So you basically save your income all year, and then take a holiday to asia and spend a few weeks living out a sexual fasntasy once a year? do the same too, but I just visit Pattaya and try to do it cheap as possible. Some GoGo girls are okay with having their ass licked out, but some are not happy with it. I dunno if it's a cultural thing or they just aren't used to westerners with strange fetishes, and them being third world just are used to vanilla sex and nudity being arousing. Actually had a bitchy gogo slut tell me she wasn't a ladyboy when I rubbed my face in her butt, I was like I fucking know, what's wrong with liking a big brapper, christ. But then other go go girls fucking love it and are happy to have their ass rimmed for an hour, and will even sit on your face if you can find a space in the back of the club on a lounge.

BTW, where in Malaysia and Taiwan do you suggest. I am building a list of places to go too for good sexual services, after I make it with Link. Do you want to know the other towns I've been rec'd so far?

Kek. I once saw a muslim woman sunbath nude with just a hijab headcovering on while in France. Was fucking hot. The French sure know how to have beach culture.

I haven't been to Tawain before. Malaysia it depends on how much money you want to blow
I prefer small quiet towns over big ones. So I went to Muar in Malaysia. A lot of hijab girls who have never seen a white cock before. And if you stay near University you will find a shit ton of sluts

That's exactly my fetish with hijabs. No clothing except for hijab.

Oh and unless if you want to get ripped off stay out of Johor and Kuala Lumpur. It's expensive

Hotel d99 Muar has a massage parlors with Thai and Chinese chicks. Can bargain with them for service

>save your income all year, and then take a holiday to asia and spend a few weeks living out a sexual fasntasy once a year? do the same too, but I just visit Pattaya and try to do it cheap as possible. Some GoGo girls are okay with having their ass licked out, but some are not happy with it

these are the end times

God, you're opening up a new world of possibilities. I always stayed in big cities, was too worried about small towns, didn't know where to go or what to do? So I can basically act like a god there and pay local girls to do anything I want? Goddamn. Going to do this for sure.

Based and good taste. I also like if they are wearing the full burqa, but a very thin fabric, and nothing underneath, so underwear so you can see the shapes poking through.

Wow a person saw a prostitute, it's the end times for sure. Not like prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Not like there where whores in the old west even. Not like people haven't been visiting Thailand for sex since the fucking Vietnam war and earlier.

>wage 40 hours a week and commute 500 hours a year solely to pay day-to-day expenses and lick anus

>act like a god there and pay local girls to do anything I want
Yep pretty much. A lot of them are very poor or are surviving off their parents

How's their English? My problem with Thai girls is terrible English and I can't get them to do any overly complicated fetish because they don't understand my instructions.

>licking buttholes
as a nurse, i just want to emphasize that you guys really, really, really, really, really, really dont want to do this. Have you seen what parasites can do to your lungs/throat?

Im thai, tell me in English and ill translate for you

same here fren, currently stuck with just 700 linkies. had to sell some because of my dog, but worth it.

Sent you guys 200 links each, I need some good karma in my life

A lot of gogo bars have an open shower area, where you can pay a small sum and get in and soap their nude bodies up for fun. I just do that first, and soap her asshole up, rinse it off and then go to town on her ass. If bringing a girl home I just make her take a shower before getting her to sit on my face.

Some of it is very complex roleplaying I attempted that went south fast. Others is just simple things with big words they didn't understand. I doubt I will be able to remember your translation till next year anyways. I could always try google translate and tell them that way too.

But anyways, how do I tell a girl to take her panties off, but not her skirt? I like to be teased with nopan before sex. I also like the bottomless look, so if they are wearing pants/jeans etc instead of a girl, I tell them to take off pants, but leave shirt on, but some just get fully naked because they don't understand "bottomless".

Thai English is bad
Malay college students English is good
You can add me on telegram snewman87711

No. ONE is where money is going to right now.

Ukraine is better cheapest pussy on earth

T experienced sexpat

>instead of a girl,
instead of a skirt* How did I fuck that up so bad, it's not even close.

I don't have a telegram, but it's good to know Malay English is decent.

Best part is sometimes if you’re charismatic you can get them to tell their story and end up learning you’re cucking some poorfag

Ive cummed on some really great snatch and something about cucking some fag makes it better

cheaper to fly from ukraine or thailand from usa? or not enough difference to matter. i need a passport asap.

Thanks dude. How long does it take to clear? They aren't showing up in my coinbase wallet

thought of you when I saw the dip this morning OP, hope you aren't panicking

I will be your friend for 1 month for 100 link
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No matter the cost Ukraine is better on the ground

Managers love me because I spend a measly 300$ a night

Hard to find that in Thailand

>ive cummed on some really great snatch

literally no one believes you user. you bleed incel.

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Can I have some links to go buy a hooker and lose my virginity before I kms?

>poor
>LINK holder
>likes licking prostitute assholes

Sounds about right.

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Nothing about his story seems that unbelievable though.

Stay angry here’s one example

Use coinbase pro you fucking mongoloid and set limit orders. This shit is not hard holy fuck.

To answer your question you are too much of a beta cuck to ever order a hooker around , you will constantly ask her if it is ok to do something and she will pick up on your beta vibes.
She will take all your money within the first hour and you will feel good about masturbating because you were unable to finish with another person as sex with someone is so foreign to you now.

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How much did she cost?

150$ a night lol it’s pretty good rates compared to Thailand which can easily be 500$ dorra in Asia

Nice projection.

Why file delet, I didn't get to see

Here’s one night in a nutshell: get a massage for 80$ and then take her home if you feel like she’s not a cold bitch

That’s the trick, you gotta find the girls who do it because they gotta support themselves not the thots who are there to look all icy

$150 per night? Unlimited shots? That's a pretty good rate damn and she's hot af. Did she get work done? How big was her bust?

Did t block her number probably, I can call this girl up anytime I’m in Kiev

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Nice maybe I'll go there for my next outting instead of Asia

She looks old no offense. I like young loli bodies and faces. That's why I like Asians

I have a problem when I drink (massive dick+whisky doesn’t help) so I get them drink at my hotel and let the fun roll on

#1 is a big titty girl with some poorfag boyfriend
2 is a delicious flat chest with kids. I like cucking her husband
There’s something for everyone. I like 1 because she’s a freak who I make lick my asshole

Me too except i prefer ladyboys

Didn’t know Roger looks so good as a cross dresser. Maybe I should buy BCH.

Forgot 2

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>spending all of your money on prostitutes
I’m not here to judge but you do realize this is an unhealthy habit comparable to a drug addiction right?

Ladyboys buy huge fake tits and are very dangerous as they all run in a gang. They are all in one big Line group. Always be courteous and give them a hard no at the same time.

Sure man, sent you 50 links

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>Go from Eastern Europe shithole to bongland for masters degree
>Pass exams give up in the middle of dissertation to go all in Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums
>End up working minimum wage in a warehouse living frugally and throw all my spare money on crypto. Study/improve skills when time allows me to.
I'm pretty much a living meme bruh

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Don't worry they will come, I chose the lowest fees so it could take a while..

Thanks so much dude. I really appreciate it! I would hug you

No one is spending all their money retard. If you plan and go to the right places you can do it all pretty cheap. I visit Pattaya once a year for a month of whoring around and spend around $1500-$2000 which is about a months wages worth.

I just got back from a month in Kiev. The women are stunning and dress up EVERYDAY.
Also escorts a $75 for a whole night.

>huge tits
gross. I want the flat chested boy body

Exactly it's not expensive. Plus I feel like I'm helping some poor girl out and she's helping me out. I get to live my fantasies and she gets rent/food

Exactly, nice way to think about it. We are basically job creators and letting wealth trickle down to those in need. Even the guys we are cucking benefit, because the girls usually uses the money we give them to pay off car/phone/house loans that the husband/boyfriend benefits from too.

Are you guys not worried about STDs? Thats my main fear. Also are the ukranian escorts freelancers? Do their partners know they're getting cucked?

Horseshit. Any girl for a full night in Pattaya is 500$ Unless youre picking up the walking STDs on beach street

I hire local girls almost exclusively. Ones who haven't ridden the cock carousel. It's cheaper and better. You get a experience

Please jesus someone save me.

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>full night

I just do short times, go to massage parlours, maybe sometimes the sexy massage parlours once, and most of the time play with girls in gogo bars.

Where are the girls that cost $500 in Pattaya? You mean the upper tiers in the sexy massage parlours?

I use a condom. Been doing this for years. No problems so far. Always make girls clean and shower beforehand, and have visual inspection.

save you? save me instead

>tfw just need 1.3449 LINKies to have a nice round 50

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That’s why it’s best to find out if they have kids and a significant other. Much less likely they have STDs because then boyfriend/cuckold would know they’re prostitutes

Get in line poorfag.

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As for the topic of discussion. Which place am I less likely to get scammed? Ukraine or SEA?

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I fuck all night, so 8 hours is spendy in Pattaya. The Chinese faggots who come and blow all their yuan have given Pattaya a pussy premium. Massage parlors can be fun, though, happy massage on Soi 13/1 (I think) is one of my favorites. 1500 baht or 2000 baht for sucking and fucking if you really like the young girls that sometimes work

why didn't you do the XLM, EOS and BAT lessons too?