Where's a good place to hide money in case of divorce? Long-term?

Where's a good place to hide money in case of divorce? Long-term?
And how do I get the money out (for example if I'm hiding it in crypto, how do I cash out without the money entering a bank account attached to my name?)

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Go to Celestina Monkey on youtube. Find the Livestream time for dlive.com. Ask how to do this during the live stream

Hide it under your micropenis.

No woman will go near it.

le lul xD

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I have heard of husbands fleeing the country to avoid such alimony and child support.
I don't know if they can still get you under an extradition treaty.

have fun

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Bitcoin ATM?

Bitcoin/precious metals

Cash out in person with local.bitcoin.com
Build peer to peer business relationships with small transactions at first.

send it to americas card room or intertops poker account

and/or pokerstars account if not in US

Basically you dont cash out until the divorce is finalized

get crypto.com account/app
>apply for mco visa card
>put most of your moneys on either stablecoins or on the mco (50/500/5000/ levels the more you invest for 6 months the better the card you get which means you can withdraw more money in a month)
>get card
>profit

Who is this cutie?

Nevermind, this is her instagram:
instagram.com/bettethehuman

she is very cute

I know, right? I need to be wealthy asap.

>her
>she

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you spend too much time here.

mmm i want to lick the cheese off her teeth.

I've heard stories of husbands surviving financially their divorce because they had a large stash of precious metals they could hide from their wives and cash out.

Don't know how though. I don't think precious metals are a really liquid asset. You are probably going to have to sell at least two digits percent below market value if you want to sell anonymously.

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Aww. She's adorable

I looked at the list of countries that do not have an extradition treaty with the U.S., and they're all third-world shitholes with muslims and other things that would be dangerous to someone with money. Bummer.

Monero.

This