>programmed at the genetic level to love and serve you unconditionally >gets you out of the house, forces you to get exercise and socialize >built-in security system, scares off intruders and will protect you with their life in a confrontation >just having a dog exist in the same space as you is proven to decrease cortisol levels and reduce your heart disease risk >dogs are the perfect wingmen, helping you get numbers and slay pussy >or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs >training a dog teaches both of you the value of discipline, habit and perseverance >food, vet and supply costs force you to learn financial literacy and develop a budget >similar emotional reward to raising children, but at a fraction of the cost and effort, plus no risk of estrangement later in life >when they die, you can grieve appropriately for a few days and then go out and buy a replacement so the ride never ends
Trying to think of negatives and can't think of any. I would argue at this performance/price ratio that adopting a dog is a better investment than even a 500-stack of LINK. Am I wrong?
Based beyond Jow Forums. Getting a dog is investing in your mental health. Way more important than numbers on your screen.
Zachary Nguyen
doggo > thot and some dogs can even be fucked
Jonathan Bell
What's the knotpill? Is that like when you marry your dog?
Samuel Ross
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs
What the fuck
Jordan Gutierrez
Yes user. First you have to put on lipstick and board a red rocket. And then you tie the knot during the rocket ride. It's very romantic.
Henry Howard
>wh*te people
Anthony Ross
You're right, way better than shitcoins for sure
Christopher Turner
What doggo to get though? I've heard a lot of good things about golden retrievers. English bulldogs are pretty cute as well but I hear they snore loud as fuck and have breathing problems.
Most important thing is that it's a family friendly pet, I don't want a fucking pitbull or something that's gonna chew off the faces of my future children.
Mountain dogs are unironically the supreme dog. Honestly, though, I don't think anyone who lives in a city should get a dog, being raised in the country and seeing how much happier and well adjusted dogs are out there lead me to that conclusion. Just take that into consideration, I don't know your situation.
domesticated dogs naturally want to be free to patrol the perimeter of their/your territory, and it makes them much more relaxed if they get a lot of off leash time in a lot of open space (a space not as populated with rando dogs as an offleash dog park). If you can provide a situation that closely resembles what domesticated dogs, or your specific breed, were originally bred for, you will have a much better time and so will your dog. Obviously this doesn't apply to freak of nature mutant lap or purse dogs, but you should rethink whether you actually want a dog if you want them to just be a cute decoration rather than a functional member of your pack.
Jason Gomez
Ive been entraining the idea of making this pragmatic albeit emotional (for me at least) investment in another creature's life, a creature designed to feel fulfillment by virtue of its loyalty to me.
Don't really live in the city, more like a suburb. I'm Jow Forums and go on walks each morning and evening anyway though so it wouldn't be a problem. I hear you about choosing your breed carefully though, perhaps I should get a smaller one that doesn't need as much excercise and likes to chill and cuddle.
I grew up with a cat though, what are you supposed to do with puppies? Can you leave them at home alone while you work? Do I need to put them through some sort of training school? kek, what the fuck do I do
John Smith
Supreme investment advise, user, thank u
Connor Lopez
OP is next level based and woofpilled Dogs are best people
Jayden Roberts
no silly, the knotpill is when you allow your dog to plunge his great knotted dingdong into your bunghole until he pumps you full of potent canine seed. a healthy relationship between man and dog has physical, emotional and sexual components, each as important as the other.
Brayden Brooks
Based cattle dog
Dylan Garcia
cats are better since they hunt rats for you and arent so needy and dont need walks everyday
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you)
how about no
Logan Gonzalez
You have to clear up their shit
Hunter Perry
yea no thanks on the knot pill
i just jerk off my dog, to do him a favor, i ask myself what if i never got to relase my load how bad that would be. then i jerk myself off and let him eat my cum.
Isaiah Powell
Owning a pet is one of the most cucked thing you can do.
Imagine being so lonely you need an animal to live with for companionship
Nicholas Davis
My parents just bought a golden retriever puppy. She's great, but something in me says I would want a more "guardy" dog. I like Berger Blanc Suisse, they're basically just white german shepherds. My grandma had one when I was little.
border collie and australian kelpie masterrace here
Leo Richardson
Can we have the webm of a pitbull sneacking on to a three year old boy on his bike, before a cat shows up and chase it away?? Pitbulls are unpredictable and vicious.
Connor Mitchell
bump :3
Jordan Gonzalez
Is this a fucking wolf?
Charles King
It is, apparently thats a sign of submission - it licks your gums.
Evan Morales
>In the 14-year period of 2005 through 2018, canines killed 471 Americans. Pit bulls contributed to 66% (311) of these deaths. Just like other racist stereotypes, it's accurate
