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FUCK CHINA
Zhey bot? *Chuckles*
seethe harder dumb burger scum
How hard is it to earn $1,500 a month from swing trading stocks (not options) with $30,000?
Any of you have personal experience to share?
>he bought the "dip"
enjoy your dead cat bounce lmao
fuck the markets up, DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i need to buy pls ty trump san
>”peel eeet”
I will repeat what I read on the business media. Last week was the worst week of the year for stocks while yesterday was the worst day for stocks. Hope you guys didn't sell the bottom because we're going to all time highs again by the end of next week.
my Slice is increasing in value before its supposed to
DIS to $145 and BB to $6 and I'm a happy camper.
Good eye, I've haven't listened to the presentation yet, but it sounds like they didn't give some important data.
Will be making a small buy at $1.75
I'm feeling much better about them, which worries me a lot. "Some of the best investments I've ever made were buying when it made me feel sick to do it." - some guy on cnbc
Is this sarcasm? You're trolling me, right?
I would say it's more to do with dopamie/addiction and pre-frontal cortex development.
IQ isn't necessarily related to planning ahead or delaying gratification. And, owning anything is associated with wealth, for obvious reasons.
The risk is basically exactly what you're assuming it is. If it spikes through the roof and stays there, you'll be limiting your upside. If it spikes up and immediately comes back down again, you'll have lowered your exposure and freed up some cash. Diversification is good, you're right to be concerned about holding too much of one name.
(these are only the opinions of one amateur investor after making many mistakes)
TOO EARLY REEEEEEEEE
This animu is surprisingly lewd.
>1 Tiananmen Token has been deposited into your account
Please Xir, do the needful. By Vishnu make the american toilet-pushers drown in the waters of the Ganges.
Trying to game earnings, 2spooky
Eh...it's pretty hard to do consistently. Sometimes a stock will come along that makes it really easy for you. I've picked up on one or two stocks that have netted me 5k+ in a pretty short time by just buying and setting a sell order, then when that fills putting in a buy order etc. But it always dries up eventually and you may get burned and left on the side of the road. You just have to watch screeners for those back and forth moving stocks, which are typically manipulated penny stocks. SIML was a good example of this for a while, now when the fundamentals are better than ever it's completely tanked which is I'm guessing because nobody wants to P&D a stock that might be going somewhere, they'd rather just hold.
Anything down the pipeline this week that might set off another panic sell?
Trumps twitter account, mo shootings and the entire country of China.
>short SQQQ and TVIX since morning
>3% up on that alone
Feels good man
only if subhuman Ch*nese scum do something retarded, so it's 50/50 desu
>short SQQQ
Why wouldn't you just buy tqqq?
Is the wkhs user here? It dumped 52% since this message where i advised not to buy here. reminder why you should always read carefully when i make calls.
>they think this sell off is over
hee hee
Dr. Beppers earnings coming up on the 8th. Not sure if i want to gamble on that. No position yet, just thinking about starting one around this price level.
I did
Babys first option. How did I do?
Congratulations, you're officially the most obnoxious trip we've had.
Whoever is Jean Seberg poasting ur the best. Did you know she was murdered by the FBI?
Also short SPX (only 4 the next 12 minutes)
You made money so that's good
Oof. You did it, you just sealed your fate. I'm sorry bro, didn't anyone ever tell you that you need to start with failure in options? If you don't do that you're going to spend the rest of your life seeking these returns growing more and more manic in your demand for those gains that your bets become wilder and wilder and soon after that you're baggie.
Seems like an odd way to phrase that... nice gains tho
WHERE THE CHEAPIES AT?!
DO SOMETHING! STOMP MORE CHILDREN TO DEATH IN THE STREET, ROUND UP MORE UYGURS, CRASH EVERYTHING!!!
Not [clap] even [clap] close [brap]
Man you weren't even alive when Princess Di went on her wild ride.
'zza earnings honest thoughts? Looks too sketch for me nikkiratt
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>he doesn't want to take advantage of my prop quant indicator
stay poor
Okay, Gamestop is mooning right now wtf
>KHC doesn’t even bounce, it falls to new lows
Fuck this market desu
I can't stop... I need help...
At this rate, I'll have to take out a second reverse-mortgage annuity-based kneepads
>Total shares across all accounts: 86.485
Almost at selling-covered-options territory...
I just pretend its a scratchcard.
I want to catch the starboard revival pump. I wish it was like, not pumping beforehand though
I was 1.5 years old! I remember it like it was yesterday! William called me up on my fisher price phone and he said Sundown they've killed them, Diana and Dodi and their baby. They've used the strobe meant for the Jordanians and they've enumerated the Moon Goddess ritual in the Capital of Romance, he said to me. I hung up and told my mom to buy the commemorative Beanie Baby that instant, but she didn't believe me and by the time she read the news it had skyrocketed in price.
God fucking Beanie Babies. A couple family members fell for that shit and we had literally hundreds of those fucking things. Pretty sure they are still trying to sell that shit now.
Are you the rebrand of DTIME:LIJZF:HJ? Post portfolio, with history of your perfect call history.
picute reltated
Now beanie babies... THERE was a tulip-mania
*sips*
I told y'all to pick up some MERC stock today and it's already up 2% since. Still cheap AF!
Keep them far, far away from cryptocurrency
They are literal boomers who can barely work their phones so I don't have to worry about that.
Dead cat bounce. The drop will resume momentarily.
I've been bearposting all day but just switched to SPY calls. SPY $300 by the end of next week.
But everyone just did so much buying...
THE BUSINESS MEDIA IS REPORTING TODAY IS THE BEST DAY FOR STOCKS ALL YEAR!!! ITS FUCKING PANIC TIME!!!
Was really hoping for the bottom to fall out but it didn't happen. Seems bullish as long as Chyna and Le Tariff Man cool their jets for a day or two
>>Don’t expect more rate cuts every time trade policy threats or announcements send markets into a tailspin.
bulls dead.
Accurate.
canntrust is done for
This is too real. The amount of giddiness I felt making those first 200 bucks off FD SPY calls was equivalent to losing my virginity.
They're bluffing. Plunge protection team always comes the rescue
escuse me bud who ar you quotey?
Assuming you invest 100k and then get back 5% a year while investing another 50k as well. If I did my math right you'd be a millionare at 14 years.
This is disregarding dividends,taxes and wage increases to invest more. Does this seem realistic? Am I missing anything.
If you absolutely no life it is 10% or higher possible without insider info?
>>St. Louis Federal Reserve President James Bullard
Cool thank you for the information. In this case would $1,000 earned in a month via swing trading be easier to pull off, assuming a sudden recession didn't occur?
I'm buying ACB here just saying
wheres that antibug pasta that makes them get v&
There's just a massive tractor beam pulling everything up pretty much at all times. Sometimes the ayys have to *pew pew* some bad news before resuming their market manipulation, but it always seems to start getting pulled right back up.
10 percent is godmode for retail faggies. Unless you're good friends with some hedge fund people. Over 14 years too, seems impossible.impossible
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .50%, not beating the index buy I didn't lose that much yesterday so I'm feelin okay.
Sometimes I like to drive after few whiskey, I see such creature on street, I uh, lower window and yell out, uh, "WHITE BITCH", I say "white bitch". Just that constipated look of moral narcissism, it makes me want to do it.
Based
T is fucking based, that's all I really want to say.
Up 0.64% - was down 5% at lunch time but then the shit I bought this morning started picking up. Please based mouse-sama, report a massive earnings beat.
Yeah I was really stretching it imagine a good run for 14 years. I feel tired thinking about how much you'd have to do.
What if I can channel my inner austist?(study 9 hours a day most days)
Yeah, less is always more feasible, but if you're going to do it you should get married to screeners and start a paper trading account first. Patience isn't always fun, but if you're going to miss that money when it's gone I would start there.
OHHHH NO NON ONONONON OHOLY FUCKING WHAT HAPPENED AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUCK
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.” - Warren Buffett
Aurora chads #highrising the h*ck up!!
You don drink tho so who aer you quotey?
DIS is 1000+ year hold, if you're not hoping for cheapies you're doing it wrong.
the fuck
10% is absolutely doable, but you'd be no lifing it like you said. That's just a lot of reading and evaluating and searching for answers. Are you looking at blue chips or growth opportunities? There are some absolutely killer growth opportunities right now. One that comes to mind is AMRS, I'd recommend doing some research into the tech that they're using and looking at their most recent webcast (yesterday's) and just thinking about the applications that tech could be used for. Understand why the stock price is depressed right now too. Spend a couple hours looking at AMRS and I'm sure you'll be on board. 10k with them today is most likely 50k in the next couple (maybe 4) years.
eps disney 1.35 vs 1.75 expected. you ded
Rookie... Didn't anyone tell you holding into earnings almost always has a 70% chance to disappoint. Expectations were probably too high
are those beanie babies worth anything anymore?
fuuck I had to buy some just based on your digits. Long term hold or nah?
forget about it that's not how it works. You can't decide how much you will earn per month. You'll chase an income and that's the best way to get rekt
kek
I have calls, and their earnings missed bigly.
I don't have any DIS I was just surprised.
DOES YESTERDAY MEAN NOTHING
Listen to Bronze Age Pervert's Caribbean Rhythms, it's the best podcast to ever be recorded. He's the only one willing to tell the truth about the machine under the federal reserve which turns your daughters into hard-hearted faggots and the relentlessly provincial elites obsessed with vile lobster.
>Massive losses from Dark Phoenix
That movie looked like shit, they got fucked by having to take that hit from Fox's literally shit on a canvas.
That terrible actress from GOT gets her own movie? No thanks.
God fucking damn it someone just got some crazy bargains for DIS at $134
>He didn't buy the dip
yep it's for a long term hold. wait for tomorrow. also there is of course no guarantee but so far this buy signal on this stock shows a 100% predicability of being the bottom of the next big up move.
Isn't that an insane return? I don't know too much about investing I've just watched the first Martin Shkrelli investing video(he used to work at a hedgefund). Thanks for the tip but I am a neet and so I don't know if I can invest the neetbux I get. But I'll still study investing before I get a job.
Can I ask are you rich is anyone here?
We're gonna get justed, user
up 2% thanks to EDIT calls and GPRO coming back up.
Dis railed me after hours however
>Martin Shkrelli investing video(he used to work at a hedgefund).
Careful, he blew up his first hedgefund. Think he started a second hedgefund and blew that up too.
STOP BUYING THE DIP I WANTED THE CHEEAAPIIESSSS!!!
>Isn't that an insane return?
I'm 25% up this year, if you know your shit and have good entry and exit points you could probably do even better
Anyone else playing RVLV in advance of earnings?
waitn on papa john
444$ confirmed eoy
Japan to publish detailed list of products under export control against South Korea tomorrow (Wednesday)
Not a trip you retard
BASED JAPS
>NVTA AND GH
yes it is