>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post singularity
>the new societal class division is "linkies" vs "nolinkers"
>everyone who held even a small stack of LINK prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>Nolinker Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>assblaster is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through a smart contract. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold LINK de facto rule the earth, as their nodes are needed to facilitate any action
>as link is non-mineable, nolinkers are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for linkies
>linkies with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>XRP heretics are forced by the Linquisition to choose between conversion to LINK or death
The year is 2030 AD
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10k 2021 confirmed 1k EOY FUD.
THE DIGITS!
happening
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Fuck. Still have to wait 2 MORE FUCKING YEARS.
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>BASED DIGITS
Witnessed
>the Linquisition
Powerful memetic potential here. Wouldn’t waste it on just cripple desu. What will be our Linquisition lads?
Thanks for the post. Was going to diversify what I was going to invest in today by purchasing some REN. I will continue to always go all in on LINK.
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Checked. Nice meme.
Fuckin check m8. We are all gunna make it.
Chegged, this truly is a blessed bread
>he doesn't know
Literal subhumies buy XRP. Are you still holding that shit?
Please do us a favor and go back to redd*t or twitter or neck yourself
Top notch meme. Great movie.
A shame Link mooned now we have to sit through 20,000 posts every 10 cent price movement. Any new people on this board : Stay away until 35 cents. Buy TRV if you want something fresh on the floor.
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i got a 4k stack....will i make it?
Behead anyone who ever bought BSV.
Just bought 78.43 because of fear. I’ve been watching chainlink since mid 2018. I also chose RDD over XVG and let it sit. Just checked RDD today. I’m done fucking up
Checked, praise KEK.
A - Attention: "Do I have your attention"
I - Interest: "Are you interested? I know you are. 'cause it's fuck or walk, you close or you hit the bricks"
D - Decision: "Have you made your decision for Christ!?" (look at that scene at 4:30, you see the light flash on the grid lattice ceiling when he says Christ)
youtu.be
A - and Action
i am listening
I doubted you gags for a whole. No more. Went all in. Which country are you guys going to buy when we're rich?
Wow. This better be a shite larp.
America.
Damn this was a brilliant scene
Blessed LINKgods.
Consider it done.
IT BEGINS TONIGHT!
Checked
What's your stack fren if you don't mind me asking
It's pathetic and I'll get bullied if I say
Its ok fren. I wish I had an opportunity to doubt them. I just found this board after someone shilled link to me after the coinbase pump and somehow ended up here. If it weren't for the anons here spoonfeeding me I wouldn't have bought in. I did not have two years, I really wish I did. There is no greater pain than being a linklet. It hurts very much.
Join coinbase. You get free coins I got like 20 dollars worth of link today.
We're going to make it like next month
join the discord here : 5pFegh
all the link marines are there
checked
Just a white life
Fucking kek when we have less then 2 years to see mass linker suicides and we can make biz great again
Moon
This thread is full of fucking soi holy shit where did all these LINKfags even come from?
Your parents died of shame discovering you wasted life on creepto and Jow Forums
It’s never going below 2.00 user
The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my btc wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
>benching 700 but only squatting 400
You should be able to squat 150% of your bench bruh
Outstanding
holy fucking shit the levels of chad
>My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back
This beta part ruins the already gay pasta.
Checked. Thanks magic trannies for a comfy gets thread. Praise kek