Reminder if you are British, you are about to get absolutely REKT

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Based and redpilled

But user all my transactions are generous market buys. No tax due

UK has easy tax laws. Just fucking pay 20% capital gains and never have the gov on your back again. Americans are the fucked ones having to pay tax on every trade. Lololololol.

Also top tip for Britfags. You only need to live in another country like 300 days of a year to be exempt from UK tax and just pay if any in the other country. Go to South Korea for a year and you have zero tax to pay. Americans are followed around the world and have to pay tax wherever they live. Lololol yanks are fucked. Land of the free my ass.

Well it’s honestly a privelage to say you’re an American and recognized as the most wealthy country in the world, not per capita of course but in general

really grasping there with that debt

Lucky I bought some VID tokens back in June the eh?

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Dont buy Monero.

>Americans are the fucked ones having to pay tax on every trade.

afaik crypto to crypto is taxed in the UK. also apparently margin trading on bitmex, deribit etc is taxed with income tax on top of cgt. uk is fucked and cucked.

>Well it’s honestly a privelage to say you’re an American
Wat? I live in the UK RN, but have an American accent (lived there), if people ask me where the accent is from I tell them its for Canada!
I find that most English people don't want to offend the Canadians & simply ask if I'm Canadian. To which I simply answer yes.
>as the most wealthy country in the world, not per capita of course but in general
Wat? You have the most debt yes, but the wealthiest country...no fuckin way! Leave the city & its a third world shithole, 18 cars on blocks in front of the trailer home ect. Even the cities...shitholes.

Now, I will say that alot of dumb people *think* Burgerland is some wonderful place to live & think I'm crazy for sayin I never want to go there ever again, but those people as I said, are dumb.

go back yank

FUCK NO!!!! Literally NEVER going back to burgerland!
My Green Card is expired & I'm never renewing it! I'm a legit Canadian, So its not a complete lie, Its just that i've only been there for 2 weeks when I was 7.

DESU ppl ask if I'm Irish sometimes, I had a Irish GF for a while, guess it rubbed off a bit. I also lie to them & tell them I'm Irish as I'm a citizen there also. No one ever asks me if I'm English, where I've spent the majority of my life & am ashamed to say, I live with the scar on my passports saying I was born in LUTON!!!!!

You have to stay abroad for 5 years or you are taxed on return

I agree America is a shit hole but at least go to Germany or Switzerland or something instead of Cuck Island.

Only anglos would ghost a spoon

I know Germany & Switzerland both speak excellent English, but I prefer native English speaking nations. I'm shite with foreign languages. I don't see the cuck part of England anywho.

Thats a lot of Zwilling Henckels knives

You belong in America, friend

Thered a lot of reasons Britian is a dystopia compared to America but I will agree our IRS is probably the most predatory in the world

>probably

cope debtlet

Have to be out of the UK min 183 days a year to avoid tax. But if you work in the UK you will have to pay tax even if it's just 1 day. I lived in the uk but was a seaman so out of the UK 183+ days a year and never had to pay a penny in income tax. Still paid national insurance for the pension though. The UK tax system is pretty cool. Asked for a reduction in council tax as i dont use there services for 6months of the year got told to fuck right off!

Don't forget to file off the serial number bruv

How feasible is to go to some shithole country and opening account on some poor Nigger or Chink name and indentity so you can Trade and avoid taxes Freely?
Would that be good idea?
Or just using fake ID or something?

Could I pay some Nigger or chick to open account on Binance from Kongo and let me just trade in his name, its not like their shit government will ever know whats going online with Nigger

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why are they confiscating kitchen knives?

When I inevitably make it I'm moving to Portugal for a year and will cash out over there. Fuck might just stay fuck this place

I dunno, that spoon does look pretty threatening

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I am SO fucking glad and lucky to live in the Netherlands my fucking god.

Just pay 1.3% (or some shit like that) over any capital bigger than 30k at the end of the fiscal year.

US land of the free my ass. Sucks to be UK as well.