How often are you late to work?

I life literally 10 minutes walk from my officem I get in bang on time every day (to the minute). My boss always says stop coming in like that, and I respond, "am I late though?". Mad boomer jelly he lives a mobile wagecage congested drive away from the office which forces him to leave early each day.

I lost mine from depression

Waged and cuckpilled

>if yur not early yur late

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I show up a bit past 10 and leave a smidge before 4.

Officially I need to be at work at 10 and I'm almost always there before. I get in at 10:15 like once a month.
But when I needed to come in at 9:15 I used to be at least 5 min late like every other day.

One of my coworkers is always 30 mins late. No matter the time he needs to be there. Once we had a big company seminar at 11 and the fucker still came at 11:30.

Once back in May since I turned my alarm clock off by instinct in June and I woke up an hour late with my boss boring up my phone.
Only thing that happened is that I apologized later on and he told me not to worry about it since the only thing everyone was doing at that moment was a sexual harassment class and not actual work.

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At some point I didn't really care about it anymore and just wanted to kill everybody. I always came late just to spite my bosses but nothing ever happened. While other got shit if they were late even a few minutes I was late 15+ to 45 minutes and no one ever complained. No angry looks, nothing.

wage and cagepilled

3 minutes late in the morning

Leave 3 minutes early for lunch

Come back 5 minutes late for lunch

Leave for the day 2 minutes early.

I know I need to be more late.

boomer and npcpilled

user while this is a good strategy I think it's better to do your own thing at work instead if possible.
Come on time, leave on time (or later) but dedicate like 3 hours to some of your hobbies. Like I only trade at work, always at 11, to save me some free time when I'm at home.

everyday but I also stay later so it balances out

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Not really possible. I try to slack off on my phone, but people walk past my cubicle all the time.

My work has flex time I come in whenever I want

Everyday lol, I'm the team lead, I only come on time if there's a meeting, HOD doesn't give a fuck as long as we meet our deadlines

I have to clock into work via a fingerprint scanner. If we are late 3 times we are fired on the spot. I fucking hate this job.

I just moved to the studio city and Uber everyday over the hill to sunset and Laurel canyon is always packed as fuck, end up having the route changed to 101 and going down highland to sunset cause it's faster. Fun fun

Every single fucking day. No earlier than 1:30pm do I come in, and this is a 9-5 job.

Everyday

Iktf. I would get all anxious about coming in late as fuck but then I'd get there and nobody even noticed I was gone. I guess I understand because I certainly don't give a shit when other employees are absent

What's "work"?

Everyday im at least 30 to 60 minutes late lol

Ever gotten acknowledged for it?

You're supposed to be the dumbest person in the room.

Same feels good

All the fucking time. At my worst I miss like half the day, my boss offered to give me a raise if I came to work on time
I turned him down

Being on time is the easiest thing you can do not to get fire.

Just be on time and you can fuck all at work.

I'm in college and a part timer in a huge office building where literally everyone is working full time. No one knows what days or times I'm supposed to work. Not even I know. My manager doesn't give a fuck as long as he sees my face a few times a week.

>Arrive 20-30 minutes later than the full time wagies
>Be productive for maybe 3-4 hours
>Rest is spent shitposting, studying, talking shit with colleagues and taking long breaks
>Leave a bit after they do so it looks like I'm staying late
>Show up to work on unscheduled days if I need extra money
>Don't show up on scheduled days if I'm tired
>At the end of the day log my hours diligently
>Add some meat here and there to make up for coming in late/taking long breaks
>Besides some padding I NEVER cheat the hours as to not cause any suspicion
>Can't have people sniffing around and discover my "special" status
>Mfw company is in a branch I want to work in after I graduate so it looks very good on my resume too

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1-3 minutes everyday until I got switched to a remote position. Now it feels like I'm working 24/7 even though I'm barely productive

2-3 hours everyday. I don't give a shit and neither does my boss.

Early 15 minutes every shift, cba being in time and starting off in a shit storm. Would rather take 15 mins off the clock to get my eggs in order

Everyday but I'm the only one who can code for shit and temp engineers our managers hired are all pajeets so I'm too important to fuck with at this point. I took Monday and Tuesday off and came back to over 200 emails and 14 missed meeting requests. These fucking boomers can't even use the access database on their own.

Always. I’m scheduled for 9.5hr days but only show for 6.

every day until I get fired usually. took 8 months last time and 3 years the time before that before fired. luckily I got into btc in 2013

Everyday.
Started out only 5-10 minutes. After a few years i started coming in 30 minutes late. they complained, but as i was very good at my job that was all.
Gradually i have increased it to around 1 hour late a day, every day. They complained still but it was gradually over time so it was easier to get them used to it. Suddenly when i dialed it back to 30-40 minutes it didnt seem so bad anymore, and they just accepted it.

I made sure i was very good at my job, and i was hard to replace. they have admitted that its very hard to replace me at this point, and they know i wold leave if they irritated me enough so i got shit perfect now.

2-3 minutes every single day, I'm genetically incapable of being on time

but it's also because I don't care about my wage shitjob, if I had a cool/good job I could be on time

femanon detected

I'm late right now

used to be late every day and went home early too. Dunno if they noticed though

Sweat and pledgepilled

the silence is deafening

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Yesman and yespilled

I work from home. I'm never late, never early.

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Always meet up 15 minutes before work in the morning to have a nice coffee.
I was late once 1,5 years ago.
Before this i was depressed and didnt lift. Then i was late 2 times a month

Do a 35 hour work, work from home twice a week where I work for around an hour but stay signed in on Skype the rest of the time to look active. 3 days in the actual office arrive around 9.15am and go home around 4pm.

I'm never "late" because it's understood that I'll come in and leave whenever is best for my work. Usually I'm in around 10:00-11:00. Sometimes I'll go in at 8-9 if something needs doing. Sometimes I work from home if I need to, or just want to. Nobody ever fucks with anything I do, because from their perspective I'm moving the world around with almost no effort.
t. software dev at small company

Only if your trying to improve yourself. If you want to make money be the smartest

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Always 10-15 mins late, always leave early

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Yes

biz poorfags cope...I hardly show up 2 hr in office, rest pretend to be wfh but will be in gym, outside for personal work

Four years. Theyre starting to catch on though

i work from home so never

t. comfy

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Based.

Bootlicking robot, Mr Shekelstein called, he says to come in Saturday at 8:00 AM, don't be late!

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my last job i went to work late almost every day and didnt clock on purpose, but my eoy review said i had great punctuality lmao

never late to clock in or out
always 5-50 mins late on breaks. cant rush those coffees bro.

this is exactly how you abuse company time right here
no one will ever give a fuck

This, but I also stay late and commute around hour daily. You not a Pavlov's dog to start wage salivating on the sound of the bell. Have self-respect and pull your own weight and people will eventually be OK with waiting for you because you're a human being

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haven't showed up for days to be honest

About once every two weeks and it's usually up to 5 minutes... Then again, I usually come in at the office at 10h30 and there's no fixed schedule (thank god!)

I always come in WAY earlier than everyone else at my meme tech startup.

I come in at around 9:15 and there's just nobody there. We have a flexible schedule so everyone is just lazy as FUCK.

I literally don't even try and get praise for coming early. I wake up at fucking 8:15 AM.

I don't do shit at work. I just sit around. I pretend like I have a ton of shit to do though. I just browse Jow Forums and trade all day. People think I'm working hard as fuck.

Wow fuck. The worst I've had before was a system like that but if I arrived more than 3 times late a month HR would come to fuck my shit up.

Shit, I was feeling bad about my job this week but it's great I don't have a system like this now (plus I can work remotely pretty much whenever I want).

What the fuck, what's your job?

never in my life. im a gud goy.

Been there before. You have to be disciplined and really keep up to a schedule and really seperate your work life from your personal life. It's not easy doing that.

Same here lol. But I guess I've improved a bit on that these past two years.

Wow, you have the same schedule as I do and I'm also a SW dev at a startup.

always assert dominance by showing up late, smirk at your bootlicking coworkers and maintain eyecontact with your boss daring him to say boo.

How are you able to hide your slacking? Don't you people have standups, JIRA or something?

Never.

MAGA

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i come in at 7am to avoid traffic and i leave around 12-1.

i work from home anywhere from 2-3 times a week. sometimes i just dont feel like working so ill put in 30 minutes to an hour of work.

the quality of my work is really good. and i like my manager. cant really complain.

Early is On Time.
On Time is Late.
Late is Unacceptable.

I’m never late because I’m a self-employed landscaper and can show up whenever I want on a given day

Live a 5 minute walk from my work, or a 90 second sprint. Usually get there 30-58 seconds early. (^:

based and latepilled

Tfw flexible hours

What do you do?

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A wizard is never late, nor early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

I imagine something related to software, that's what the majority of remote workers do.

Work?

based and bluepilled

House wife

I arrive in my work parking lot at least 15-20min early everyday so i can Have a nap until my start time. It takes 5min to walk from the parking lot all the way to my work area so i dont do it until i get paid. I also go for coffee break 5 min early and get back 5 min late. Same with lunch. I try to never go to the bathroom on break unless its an emergency. I always have a poop on their time. On good days ill shit twice. Its a union job so they can never get rid of me kek. Its also for a gaint company owned my kikes. Fuck em. They give me $10 a day for snacks and coffee. I spend it on linkies Kek fuck you CBS

weird flex, but okay

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Are you a wizard?

>I life literally 10 minutes walk from my office

This, but I'm like a 4 minute walk. That and I don't have any oversight, I just make the business money and they pay me close to $100K a year.

I've never seen an HR faggot in my life and never answered to a woman.

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never.

I'm always early to rub one out in the bathroom and then shake hands with roasties