I’m going to order some of this stuff, so I can come into work and vomit everywhere, then call in sick for the rest of the week claiming food poisoning.
Find a flaw in my plan.
I’m going to order some of this stuff, so I can come into work and vomit everywhere...
Michael Flores
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Jaxson Russell
I’m uncircumcised :)
Logan Watson
well puking isnt fun, so thats the negative thing about that
Aiden Martinez
be sure to puke all over your boss
maybe leave your phone in your pocket recording audio so your lads here can have a good laugh
Thomas Rivera
heads up user, i did this in highschool to go to a party. it doesnt just make you puke, it makes you violently ill for a few hours. plan accordingly
Henry Martin
Unless your idea of fun is dry heaving after you have already vomited the contents of your stomach, don't do this.
James Reyes
Eat a whole bunch of pie and smoked salmon before you drink it.
Evan Peterson
Make sure it's key lime pie. It'll look like the exorcist when you do.
Levi Perry
I think I might go to Golden Corral for lunch, eat until I’m bursting at the seams, then take the ipecac. I want to feel the pity from colleagues and make a huge mess at the same time.
Aaron Miller
food poisoning doesn't last a whole week, it's like 1 day max
Caleb Cook
Pull down you pants and shit out pudding too.
Sebastian Cooper
proper food poisoning fuck you up good 2-3 days easy. You supposed to avoid people for two days or so anyway, in case infectious
Samuel Evans
THIS 1000%
Leo Perez
You could also try magnesium citrate. It does the same thing except out your ass
Nicholas Jackson
obligatory image.
DO IT OP
Camden Phillips
This. I was vomiting and shitting water for 4 days when I got it on holiday.
Mason Russell
It's stupid and you're completely retarded for thinking up such a half witted sitcom plot but if you go through with it blame a restaurant co-workers frequent for bonus lulz
Gabriel Long
This guy knows what's up
I took it in jr high to get out of school a few times
About 30 minutes after you take it you'll start to get incredibly nauseou, then start to puke like crazy
Itll last for a couple hours and you'll be completely miserable the whole time
It also tastes like rancid maple syrup
I wouldn't do it again unless I swallowed poison
David Ortiz
You do know you still have to provide a medical document to explain to Mr. Shekelburg why you were out of work.
Daniel Jackson
id do it to party for a week. lol
Charles Adams
please do this and take pics bonus video
Matthew Miller
ecoli can last a week bruh
i almost died from ecoli poisoning earlier this year no joke
do both op
Chase Lewis
Colton Peterson
Are you a stinky linky? Also video it.
Adrian Torres
>pudding shit and half digested fried chicken on every surface of the breakroom
Coworkers at every water cooler chat: You guys remember that time user exploded?