/smg/ - Stock Market General

JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID MARKET edition

Popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (die) (die) (die)

Some basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (die) (die) (die)

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (die) (die) (die)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

remember stupid days:

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Other urls found in this thread:

robintrack.net/
mystockalarm.com/makepayment/index.php?msgid=4
thebalance.com/best-stock-market-apps-for-iphone-and-ipad-1293751
naturalreaders.com/online/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck bond are going to mars, it's like people are leaving the market for the safety of bonds and i'm on the wrong end of this trade.

Daily reminder: dont listen to SNSS shills. Stay mad, SNSS shills

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i'm not a shill. i just listened to mark and now i'm stuck in this crab ass stock probly for another month or so. fuck you mark lick my taint

Selling is intensifying again. Trump opened his big mouth.

His last tweet was 3 hours ago why the fuck you lying?

SHORT UBER
>SHORT UBER
SHORT UBER
>SHORT UBER

He was talking to reporters. Check the financial media.

no am pretty sure was this thread saying "JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID MARKET" that dumped market

me just too powerfyk

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Yeah I just saw it. It was an absolute nothing burger though.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>QNST

I too hate having a president that actually does things

>SNSS pumps the day after I sell

HAHAHAHA

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forgot pic again

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Yesteray's sucker's rally trapped so many newfags. The market wants to cook the golden goose.

>Trump said obvious shit again that he have wanted for years
Whew, it's just algos and traders making a buck or two on trading "scary" news. I know you need a constant pump in order to be profitable since you can't trade, but come on now

xth for not getting strangled and breathing freely

GALT is the improbable green in a sea of red keeping my account stable

where has the VRUS/KBLB/general OTC poster gone?
hope he is only on vacation and plans to return

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I NEED UVXY TO GO UP

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why are we dumping again?

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FUD about recession and China it's pretty dumb. I wouldn't buy more yet but it's not time to sell yet either.

yes yesterday was super sucker pump pattern
me was super hard short on close yesterday

pump like this ALWAYS gets dumped on

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Tried to catch you last thread.
My company offers a stock program, giving us a 5% discount.
The also payout 2% dividends per quarter. Combined, that's essentially a 15% dividend paying stock.
How much should I put into that?

okay no one like thread :(
maybe neck massage anime girl bad thread theme

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I bought at $39. Literally free money. Kill yourself.

>all but one of my bioshits are dumping
>even the one that is up is only up 4% and falling
>gold justbput out a fat red dildo for no reason

please stop posting

Cheapie Patrol
Get your cheap Bowl America shares Throw a marketbuy™ at em

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>neck massage

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i feel you brother

God damn why do all stocks moon after I get out of them
Looking at you SNSS and DARE

>woman on cnbc says chinese stocks will outperform us stocks
>???

SOGObros r-r-rise up

as much as you feel comfortable with. note that dividend income from stock programs within the company are taxed at your income level, not the standard tiered percentage.

my buddy works for OXY and he saves about half his stock purchases for the divvy and then sells the rest for the cash

cnbc is constantly advocating the downfall of the U.S. Ignore everything they say.

This thread sure is exciting as always

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can someone tell me how to figure out how much the average robinhood user paid for a stock?

i think cramer has a level head but the rest seem to go full retard regularly

it should show it on the web interface, maybe the android interface too

also: robintrack.net/

what is the stock?

i longed sbux and shorted intel. did i do good?

dilate

fornicate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE DOESNT KNOW

I for one welcome our new chinese overlords.

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good on sbux
late to the partey on intc

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Friendly reminder that if you buy index funds you are unamerican and a traitor

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>SPY in id
alll hail jpSPY

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thanks homie. much appreciated. i'm using it to look at random shit i own. SNSS, REPH, VIVE. just sold my REPH though

whatabout roboadvisors?

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TLT is double topping, looks like it's time to scalp some SPY.

It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday

no

Easiest 10% i've ever scalped.

everybody's looking forward to the weekend

fun fun fun fun

that is offensive to the native americans here

lol the wall on wall street was originally put there in the 1600s to keep the indians out.

Shit I think I closed too early, this fucker wants to get back to $292 before the next pull back..

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>(die) editions
i like!

holy fuck is me plan 4 2 day coming back?
or is it still illegal because of [email protected]?

>not just a 6 month long limit order that acquires cheapies as you sleep
dives have been comfy so far though

everything is offensive to someone, because everything in life is relative

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>shekel flow

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>Chyna

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When I closed my SPY puts yesterday at a massive loss I knew this would fucking happen. FUCK. But if I held them we'd be up another 2% for sure. REEEEEEEEEEEEe

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Most of my shit is in an index fund. What's the problem?

FAKE AND GAY

it is quite useful, almost as much as the total smooth penis index

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I was super close to selling mine too, but I had already lost the majority of the money I put into them so I just held.

Still only made half of it back though.

Smooth penis saying this is a buy or no? I have no experience in looking at the smooth penis

you are less than average

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it says VIX and TLT are up, while everything else is down

sounds like a dip to me?

Is there a way to get a live radio/audio stream of one or two stocks your trying to follow on the go so you don't have to always be looking at your phone? Have a wireless earbud that would make it super convenient

It still feels like it was the right move, but yeah it just feels like the market finds a way to personally move against me sometimes.

is mark here? can anyone tell me when that conference is supposed to be where SNSS is gonna announce their progress? need to figure out when i'll be able to dump

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you just want constant price updates?
or do you want warnings at set levels?
just write a program that does it
you could make one ear monitor each stock and have the tones change if the stocks go up or down, volume based on volume, etc.

or you could get those PC-controlled dildos and stick one in each hole, hook them up to scraped price feeds for extra sensory monitoring of the stock market

IMO God designed our eyes for a reason: looking at anime tiddies. but what he didn't account for is that we can also look at stock prices on graphs or tickers. In fact our eyes are pretty well suited for it ;^)

mystockalarm.com/makepayment/index.php?msgid=4
you receive an sms
Otherwise check apps
thebalance.com/best-stock-market-apps-for-iphone-and-ipad-1293751

you put levels above and below your price and it will ring once triggered.

It is time. Better get your bonds while the yields are still positive

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I want like a robot lady to tell me what the price is whenever there's a notable change while I'm sleeping

like in the bitcoin checker app? I want one too, it seems to be easy to program you basicalls just need a text-to-speech that reads the price feed every x seconds/minutes

Alibaba tanking like a dream, you just know it's going to be back to record highs once people stop caring about some CEO that got arrested

Which should I buy?
>ROK
>QCOM
>HON
>RTN
>MCHP
>IBM
>LMT

any programmer knows how to do it? does someone knows what the bitcoin checker app uses for the text to speech? we need to feed data into something like that
naturalreaders.com/online/

like you want someone to wake you up? or do you just want the price information introduced into your unconsciousness?

I shouldn't be telling anyone about this, but there is a certain school of trading where you have all of the previous day's index price movement introduced to your body while you sleep through auditory and touch senses. It gives the subconscious an exact map of the price movement. It can be dangerous though.

Seconding this.
What is even the plan?
Price target?
Hodl and hope for the best or dump on the next pump?

How do prices have to change in order to wake up to a handjob?

And that's why you keep losing. You're so small to the market as a whole, you're not even big enough to be a gnat on their windshield. You're simply a bystander trying to guess the direction they're moving in, and you're guessing wrong, but instead of realizing that, and redoing your strats, or figuring out why you keep seeing the wrong signals, you make it personal, when it's anything but that.

the entire previous trading session has to be fully introduced to the unconscious only in certain stages of sleep

so if you want to wake up to a HJ that's completely auxiliary. But messing with waking up/waking up to early is a huge risk . not just to your gains, but to your unconscious map of reality. basically no one messes with waking up, you have to have an incredibly regimented sleep (take various supplements to make sure it happens perfectly, sealed room but with proper ventilation and air quality control, etc.).

> mfw AMD

Did something in specific happen since it has started mooning?

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amd pumps and dumps without reason

Well amrn just got raped by the fda

I‘m going to start a fintech company that roboinvests into a upro/tmf port and rebalances whenever possible to weights that are calibrated by the most sophisticated neural networks possible. It‘s gonna have a 20B marketcap once I go public.

Also fuck the FDA. The govt should compensate me for my losses if the govt caused those losses. For the people, am I right?

Really all that happened is that their approval got delayed slightly
Doesn't change the fact that their drug works and is safe
If you're holding the stock long term, there's no reason not to average down here

HOLY SHIT THAT PUMP!

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I feel the same way, but am concerned that they upscaled their sales team so much anticipating a sept 28 approval and now are being delayed 3 months. Q3 will probably not be pretty.

That is a valid point

NEW 52 WEEK HIGH

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AMD is at its ath since 2006 now

RYZEN THE FUCK UPPPP

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>CVNA
>AMD

CLOWN MARKET

When the SPY crosses from the cyan zone to the blue zone close your longs and get some shorts.

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>AMD

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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AMDCHADS RYZ UP!

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