Go into the trades bro

>go into the trades bro

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what's the alternative faggot

>too retarded to see the hundreds, even thousands of alternatives

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>just became a desk slave for jews bro it's way better than doing something that's physically demanding

>just ruin your back and joints bro, jews don't profit from your construction work (or medical needs resulting from it) at all!

sitting in a chair for 8 hours a day is way better for your body than moving around and sometimes lifting something heavy. Humans weren't meant for physical activity

Working for some local HVAC or plumbing company is exactly the same as working for some giant multinational finance corporation.

Having money

>go to college bro, extend your childhood and end up as a 25yo cuck with no working experience stuck in debt!

imagine being retarded enough to pay tens or hundreds of thousands for something that's available for free on the internet
you can find lectures on any topic you want etc but you are probably some brainlet NPC fulfilling his low IQ parents dream to "go to college"

get fucked lmao

>Humans weren't meant for physical activity

I assume this is sarcasm. Tradies actually have a fairly clear path to self-employment/running their own business if sufficiently intelligent and well-motivated. I often consider how my life might’ve turned out if I hadn’t fallen for the STEM meme.

Yeaaaa except sitting at a desk for 8 hours is one of the worst things you can possibly do to your body long term.

>name three
>out of the limitless paths
This is what I'm talking about. Tradies have no brains and no imagination. You want me to spell it out for you? Because I can, but you'll have to pay me.

Working at a job is one of the worst things you can do to your life long term. Do you get it yet?

How much are your student loans OP?

>can’t even name three out of an infinitude

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$0, but nice cope

That's right, you can't Because you have no brains. You are destined to work for someone else and hate your life. And the best part is, it's your own fault. Enjoy :)

>comes to finance board that only ever talks about crypto any more
>insists that no one should buy crypto because there are alternatives
so, are you guys going to talk about the alternatives to crypto trading, or just pretend that they exist?

I cannot tel who is arguing what at this point but everyone in this thread needs to go outside or talk to a fucking girl. Jfc. You morons think every single person is the exact same design meant for the exact same path. If you like sitting at a desk cool, you like working with your hands, cool. Wtf are you guys gaining from arguing this? Go outside ffs.

False equivalency. In fact, crypto is even an alternative to being a tradie. But you're too dogmatic to think in those terms.

Nice projection incel, but I'm smarter than you

Tradies more like babies haha

I'm seeking pretty plainly that alternatives don't exist, since you're incapable of mentioning them.

No, you just named crypto as an alternative. Clearly at least one exists. But keep coping, seething, and shitting your pants in rage, tradie wagie.

Neat dude congrats if you are. But I’m not the fag making pointless posts on a Mongolian basket weaving forum on a fucking Friday afternoon lmao. No matter what your iq or income you’re still a faggot. Anhero and make the world a better place

>But I’m not the fag making pointless posts
No you're just a fag though. didn't read the rest of your post lmao

So, there aren't alternatives to crypto trading (which is what I was talking about in the beginning - prompting you to believe, for whatever reason, that I was attacking you personally)?

cope

Thank you.
This was my point the whole time.

>on a Mongolian basket weaving forum on a fucking Friday afternoon lmao. No matter what your iq or income you’re still a faggot. Anhero and make the world a better place

There now u read it fag

no I skipped to the black text lmao

>DUDE, JUST LIFT HEAVY SHIT FOR 30 YEARS, THEN THROW YOUR BACK OUT AND GET HOOKED ON OPIATES LMAO

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Hey virgin. kill your self and make the world a better place! :)

no lol why you mad?

Not mad my man. You do seem like quite the virgin though I must say. I’m impressed

seething

Nice. Wanna answer my question at some point or ?

I think some smelly welder or carpenter fucked OP's gf and now he's seething at all tradesmen

I would agree accept no way OP has a gf.

The trade meme is just as bad as the college meme
>shitty hours
>shitty exhausting work
>worst coworkers I've ever had were from when I was welding, genuine assholes and retards
>boomer trade bosses are just as bad as your boomer white collar bosses
>fucks up your body long term

>fell for the oilfield meme
>make only $750 a day meanwhile CS grads are working for google and making $1000/day and only work 30 hours a week

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Tradie cope is the most pathetic form of cope

I love how the obese, lazy mindset of our cancer ridden society has completely destroyed any notion of personal health. 6 hours of light activity, 1 1/2 hours of mild activity and 1/2 hour of strenuous activity isn't going to destroy your body, you stupid desk jockey. It's literally what its designed to do. What it isn't designed to do is sit on your fat ass all day long

>meanwhile CS grads are working for google and making $1000/day and only work 30 hours a week

And paying $500 a day to live in SF.

cope

I go to the gym every day nigger, blue collar work is completely different
One of my old bosses had to move into office work cause he fucked up his back so badly that he could barely bend down anymore. You see that shit all the time. You're a fucking moron.
It's not feasible long term, you cannot safely do trade work when you're in your 50s.

Funny how you accuse others of coping while making these same tired shitposts over and over again in a pathetic attempt to think that others have it worse than you so Mr. Noseberg making you stay late on friday doesn't sting so much.

Let's be real though; it's not like you were going to do anything of worth with that time other than sitting on your blubbery ass and masturbating while dreaming of finally getting in shape ("i'll start tomorrow though) and not being seen as the repulsive, fluorescent stimulated, subterranean creature truly you are by the opposite sex.

Yeah, if KFC started putting some greasy dumbbells in their lobby i'm sure you're a regular gym rat.

>You see that shit all the time.

Actually, you don't see that shit all the time. What you're seeing is the retard the industry spit out being sent to bump elbows with you mongoloids. If you're fucking stupid enough, you could probably blow out your back being a librarian. At my shop, about half the guys are 50+ and in much better shape than the general public and without chronic injuries. Your pathetic anecdote proves what I assumed; you're a dumbfuck basing all your assumptions off of the horror stories you heard from another dumbfuck.

You're clearly mad to type out all that shit I'm not even reading lol

stay mad ragie tradie

Tradefags = white trash addicted to drinking beer and watching football in the sofa like complete slobs.

This applies to 99% of them.

They'll cope and say that it pays decent but they're all short-sighted retards who don't realize their bodies will be destroyed by the time they're 40

Average trader job pays betweek 26 too 45k
Average wage college education job is around the 50k.
At one you shorten your lifespan, dont have 4 year of college fun and are locked in at one hyper specific job.

Do you actually think people are reading your deranged ragie tradie rants lmao

>trading different assets doesn't make you a tradie
Jesus, just how retarded is this board ?

most of them are like that but I know some smart ones running their own businesses and using their brains at work and outside of it and they have better lives than most of the white collar office drones I know
trades can be a good choice is you're smart and want to work independently without normie co-workers and boomer bosses

Evey wagecuck is like that.

But yeah, tradefags are even more pathetic. They glorify their middle-ages tier labor and shit on people actually doing revolutionary things in tech and bringing the world technological advancements.

Tradefags are no better than yuppie normies. Yuppies are annoying fags but at least they're constantly trying to improve their lives and they give you positive vibes.
Tradefags seem to be content in their perpetual state of going to a construction place to hit nails with a hammer like a caveman for mediocre pay, and then get home and drink beer until they pass out. Fucking depressing.

kek

yes most of them and degens without any plans for the future but it's not the trades that are bad it's just that most people involved in them are degenerates
if you work for yourself you don't even interact with them

Fucking lol no one is doing anything cutting edge except maybe PhDs and even then most are garbage at their craft

that's true also
if all blue collar workers didn't go to work tomorrow everyone would see consequences immediately, if corporate office drones didn't show up no one would even notice because most of their work is completely useless and wouldn't even exist without a debt-driven economy

Plumberfag making 80k+ a year here, zero debt. AMA.
>inb4 seething corporacucks.

bet he gave her the BBE (big black electrode)

>I went into the trades

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>trades
>college

It's pretty obvious that everyone who went into trades or any kind of blue-collar work is fucking miserable 20+ years later and wish they did something else.
Always. There is no exception.

Hey does anyone here actually know what the fuck a contractor is?

It literally seems like you are purposely avoiding this aspect of trades to incite an argument for no good reason at all.

Whats your plan if you damage your body in some way?
eg car crash, random accident, sports etc.
You won't be able to work and have no other qualifications.

Going to need all the retarded shills in here to answer the contractor question before we can continue with this flaming pile of shit you call an on topic thread

The fabled contractor is a unicorn that doesn't exist in trades.
Many claim to have seen these proud and noble beasts, and some even claim that they ARE such creatures
But they are clearly delusional.

Every tradie is a wagie ragie, by definition. /thread

I would "this" my own post if we didn't have IDs on this board.

This is the most pretentious and pathetic "article" I've read this month. The author has 0 knowledge of economics, and you should be ashamed to share it with anyone. By the way, writing that article was a "bullshit job" done by a useless retard who probably doesn't contribute much to the world but think he does.

Trades like fitter and turner, millwright, boilermaker, heavy diesel mechanic, Industrial electrician & instrument technician dual trade are based and killer fiat-pilled. Anything that will get you into heavy industry/ mining/ oil and gas. Housing and construction trades I would not recommend. They're good, but too dependent on domestic property development markets.

Did your wife throw a tantrum about you not being a real man in front of Pablo and Juan when they came to fix your shitbox.

t. Unicorn paying no taxes till 450k in the western US

>Wagie tradie stomes and ragies

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*stomps lmao

You're mad.

>implying it takes any skill or knowledge to work some bs office job
nice try, but smarter middle schoolers could flip tables in ms excel

I would be mad too if I was too much of a pussy to go take my trade test. Paco comes right over and takes his and still probably makes more than you.

>no u

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ITT: guy too scared to get after it

Learn basic carpentry so you can build things. Learn plumbing so you can plumb things. Fuck the system, fuck carpenters and fuck plumbers.

Go on disability i guess.

>CS grads are working for google
You have to be pretty good to get into top tier software companies, idk how frequently they take kids straight out of college, and if they do, they're not giving them 1k/day. As another user said they also spend half of their salary on living in high cost areas.
>30 hours a week
yeah
nah

hours a week
>yeah
>nah
You've clearly never heard of "remote work." Some devs just get their shit done in one day and spend the rest of the week jacking off to porn or whatever.

You honestly think google etc is going to hire someone who only works one day a week? Shit like that only exists in internet larps, not in the real world.

This is going to surprise you, but google has a ton of bullshit jobs too.
Remote work exists, in fact the industry is probably moving towards that more every day.

Remote work is still work. Also devs are expected to learn skills doing their side projects which is basically working for free. Good luck getting a dev job literally anywhere if all you do is work one day a week and have 0 side projects(working for free) in your portfolio.

People working very little can happen but it's in companies with a huge knowledge divide between management and developers. I don't imagine that's the case in dedicated software companies. Non software companies with a bunch of code monkeys? Sure.

median plumber wage is like 24 dollars an hour. why do internet tradies lie so much

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Mmm cope.