Guys I have an interview on Tuesday but I have jury duty on Monday...how do I make sure I don't get picked?
Any lawyers here?
Ethan Price
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Kayden Turner
say you're racist
Austin Wilson
Say you’re racist against whichever race the defendant is or say you’re in law school.
Colton Ross
>do you have any racial biases?
yes
Isaiah Gutierrez
Just don’t show up to the interview...they’ll never pick you for the job!
Jaxson Rivera
say you don't trust police
Aiden Gonzalez
put down your dad went to jail when they ask you if you think judicial system is impartial say no
Chase Perry
This. show them all the frog memes on your phone
Oliver Evans
There is some rule thing that if you know about it, you aren't allowed to do the duty. Something about how if judge says no, jury says yes, then the whole thing is mute or something. I can't remember really. There was a name for this. Search on YouTube.
Joshua Lee
It's so cringe hearing the excuses people come up with to get out of being a juror
Hudson Hill
jury nullification
it's like if they break the law but 1 person on the jury doesn't agree with the law or something
Jason Myers
>get fed to put a groid in prison
the only janny i'll be
Landon Scott
Yep this one. Basically judges and prosecutors dont like it so if you say you know about it, they'll dismiss you from jury duty.
Thomas Cruz
Legit response: tell Your employer you have jury duty. Chances are he’ll move it & Goodluck with interview!!
Noah Ramirez
This. Its totally legal, upheld by supreme Court, and it works.
Gavin Murphy
Or wear a screenprinted Pepe shirt. It's a hate symbol ya know.
Isaac Clark
Judges have heard it all before and if you're not really convincing, they can actually fuck you over big time.
Michael Lee
Can we now finally return to pre-crypto biz?
Nathaniel Reyes
oh fuck wrong thread
Austin Wood
I feel like a judge won't fall for the racist card or canned jury nullification thing ... I might just mention that one of my parents is an attorney and I'm interested in philosophy and legal theory since I wouldn't actually be lying. Is that enough to get me off the hook? And how can the judge fuck you over?
Cooper Ward
Not gonna work, you gotta act super based. If it's robbery, act super eager to be on the jury and tell them you were robbed once. you can tell by (insert politically incorrect judgement) that they are guilty. If it's drugs, say you think that drugs should be legal and ask them how jury nullification would work in that scenario. Don't just let them run over you or you will miss your interview and be homeless.
Logan Baker
mumble "i don't like the look of him" under your breath, but loud enough people will hear
Owen Perry
Watch this video then tell them about it
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Nathaniel Collins
tell them you're an incel
Charles Lee
i got out of jury duty. the judge will talk about "voir dire" and legal principles and shit for like an hour. then he says to raise your hand if you have any issue with that. I walked straight up to that judge and said "I'm pretty sure this guy is guilty." Then he told me to leave. Ezpz
John Miller
They'll just sentence him to have sex.
Xavier Smith
kek
Aiden Ward
simple, begin every answer with "as a member of the aryan race, I...."
Nicholas Ward
bring up Jury nullification
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they will get rid of you immediately
Ayden Morris
Listen here sonny ive been selected for jury duty 4 times never been picked for a case.
Almost all places will give you a questionnaire to fill out about shit like have you ever been victim of a crime, are you more likely to believe a cop etc.
That is the first filter for people that have better things to do. If you are anything but totally neutral for your answers they most likely wont pick you.
Carson Harris
based
Alexander Richardson
Just skip it. The fuck are they gonna do? Throw you in jail?
Parker Baker
And the best part is, it's probably not even a lie for the majority of people who get picked for jury duty.