I can't remember the last time I washed my hands after pissing

I can't remember the last time I washed my hands after pissing

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>I can’t remember the last time I’ve had sex

I can't remember the last time I washed my hands

I can’t remember

I don't even wash my hand after cumming on them I like how it hardens around my hand its like I gained a defense buff

Kek,
this is why I love this board

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I don't even wash my hands after shitting, get on my level

Foreigner confirmed

lul

It's literally more hygienic than not washing your hands after thouching keyboard.

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BSV $1000 EOY sirs

I go out of my way and pretend to wash my hands at work just in case someone is listening from outside the bathroom. Don't worry I don't work with food.

i dont wash my hands even after pissing my pant"s

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pol pls leave

>>I can’t remember the last time I’ve had sex
he

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Go back to imgur

Checked, but also fuck you faggot.
Mother fucker is talking about cumming on his hands for IRL larp bonuses.
Shit is a bit shocking.

Yeah, after I empty my balls into the toilet/urinal I always walk right out the door. Public sinks are dirtier than my peen. Washing hands while at home? Who would do that?

I shit on my hands on purpose before eating

Whyd you have to remind me

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I wash my hands BEFORE pissing. Gotta keep my dick immaculate.

Kek

you have to go back