What job allows me to LARP as a high class sociopath with a god complex?

Are there any achievable careers that can give me a taste of the high life and one that allows me to LARP as a narcissistic anime villain with a god complex?

I know lawyer and surgeon are probably the most common for people with a god complex but the job market for both these fields suck, especially lawyer. Also I'm not willing to go into debt just to """help people""" as a surgeon.

Also it doesn't have to be a career but just a life path that allows me to LARP as a Patrick batman type character or DIO or Light Yagami of someone. Is there any reasonable way to acheive this if you don't have any connections and aren't rich? I'm a zoomer btw. Should I join the military?

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anything will work, just make sure you're the best at it and it's a valuable role

Be a Democrat politician or work for a Silicon valley company.

imagine picking a career based on a character

join the CIA?

Bump

I'm too insecure to show my true personality so I think I'll just stick to LARPing.

Plus, I'll pretty much only focus on career/ LARPing because I'm not planning on ever getting a gf/starting a family. I'm too afraid of intimacy or being found out as ultimately fragile on the inside

Lmao...u will never form real relationship s with this mindset.

You want to start your own business. The people being pumped out of the education system accept absolute shit pay and working conditions and don't have the balls to demand more, they are truly slaves. It's truly a golden age for business owners.

it sounds like you need to practice some mindfulness and get a few hobbies. you'd be suprised how much you can change the shitty aspects of yourself. and trust me, those are shitty aspects of yourself.

I'm planning on dying alone

how is this random zoomer gonna start a business? he probably hasn't worked a day in his life, let alone understand bookkeeping, marketing, or any basic ass principles for starting a business

Just open up a Minecraft server and conduct experiments on your players

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> bookkeeping, marketing, or any basic ass principles for starting a business

you hire interns to work from home.

Play sim city

how is he going to find reliable interns to work for free who won't fuck him over? he doesn't know how to hire people or where to find them either.

OP it's like you don't understand that bateman and yagami both lost in the end. i haven't read or watched jojo so i don't know about dio. i'm 21 and already did the rich and famous upper class thing off of a lucky break when i was 18. rise high fast and you're just icarus. you'll burn your wings and crash. just follow a career path and invest intelligently in crypto and within 5 years you can have fuck you money and be smart with it. if you're a zoomer and you're posting this you would fucking lose it all within a year. be smart and learn about life while wagecucking or being in school or both

I want to be rise high and fast though

look at your post and look at your digits and think about it some more

My decision hasn't changed

High end club promoter. Think Omnia in Las Vegas or PHD in New York.

Seeing the highs makes dealing with the lows much tougher

I want to feel something for once

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i can second this

Be a Cop

I don't want to deal with roody poos though. I think most of Jow Forums shares my sentiment too

god shut the fuck up, obviously you already have your stupid head cannon fantasy to cope with, why listen to any one else? go larp somewhere else, but don't forget to have sex first

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I just wanted to bump the thread.

Also why can't I LARP as a sociopath businessman chad with a god complex? Literally what's wrong with what it?

Also I'm never gonna have sex. I already decided I will end my life as a virgin.

you seem very blind to how immature your ego is and it shows a lack of experience, this probably shows in real life and is the reason why you're here asking questions in the first place, you should fix that or else you will never have true confidence that allows one to achieve what they desire, just go have fun and enjoy that you are alive right now, stop being an edge lord if you want anyone to take you seriously

Underrated and 100% true. Patrick Bateman would have been a card carrying Democrat.

based wain poster

what do you mean conduct experiments?

also do you really own a popular minecraft server? If so, one question that I have always had for the owners that make these big servers or other games that have a community is that how the hell do people remain do the staff remain so dedicated? Do you pay higher-ups in the server to take care of the community aspect or do you take care of that yourselves?

Chief Tendy Taster at maccy dizzle

>ego

I want to larp as someone wit ha big ego. Desu I don't think I'm good enough for anybody and am content with being alone.

Some people just aren't made to have friends, gf/wife and family

I was thinking this too. Financial analysts jobs are not a thing anymore and ceo positions are not easy to come by. Becoming a doctor will always have a ton of prestige especially at top hospitals. Since you don’t wanna do that I would suggest military officer, restaurant management, or a founder of a nonprofit. Anything where you would benefit from working people and looking like you’re serving them when in reality it’s the other way around

>Financial analysts jobs are not a thing anymore

You're a fucking moron. Moving up in IB, PE, or being a PM or CIO of a hedge fund is literal Bateman status, you ponce. You absolute faggot.

But he'd probably secretly go on Jow Forums in his spare time

POTUS

Is this why I like pretending to have liberal values and attacking liberals for breaking their own rules?

Hard to swallow that one. *Siiiip* mmmm. "When in Dixie"

The companies are leaning out.
Even being in fucking Ivy League it would still be hard to move up much less get in. Sure they still exist but computers took out 90%of the payroll

It’s not whatever year your shitty incel wannabe movie came out

UND trader

Nigger, have you ever walked inside a major bank’s HQ? They’re still packed to the gills with analysts, sales, traders, ops, and now quants and programmers. Hedge funds pop up everyday from people who leave these banks. PE and VC shops as well. Stop exposing yourself, retard.

>Business & Finance

You’re just mad that I’m right.

Immigration Services Officer with USCIS. You're basically the guy that decides what immigrants gets into the US.