Holy fuck if this doesn't look exactly like the ETH "first selloff" chart I don't know what does. Literally all it will take right now is for Swift to lovingly whisper in the ears of everyone "ᶜʰᵃᶦnᴸᶦnᵏ" and this shit is going straight past $10-15
My body is ready, the boomers are prepped to buy at $8, the nolinkers are clueless. We're all gonna make it
>september 2019 >Chainlink confirmed gpi Link >Barclays, Santander, BNP Paribas all running nodes >confirmed Web3 default Oracle >confirmed Docusign integration >confirmed ETH2.0 integration >literally the moment that history books mark the "real" beginning of the 4th industrial revolution >price jumps to $1000/link, not even a green candle, the new candle just starts at $1k as the universe struggles to keep up with the massive influx of cash >discord servers raided after a 2 year investigation into the fact they're all underage narcissist faggots who have no effect on the price >discord shuts down >twitter and plebbit shut down for "health and safety reasons" after every single nolinker in crypto commits mass suicide >Sergey on stage with Gosner and Wolpert except this time Sergey's plaid shirt is GOLD and he actually has a halo over his head >everyone with 1k LINK wakes up to a limousine at their door >chaffeur hands them a gold envelope >open the letter and it just says "congrats on making it" with the signature S. Nazarov >Jow Forums is non stop posts of linkies sharing their new adventures around the world, ridiculous purchases, decadent lifestyles, beautiful women >linkie buys Jow Forums, renames Jow Forums to /link/ and IP bans the few remaining nolinkers who haven't kys >we all make it, like, next month
all they need to do is add openbanking apis to the data sources on market.link and anyone can create a smart contract that connects directly to a bank account. All the other pieces are in place.
The need to trust a counterparty for a data driven contract has been eliminated.
Owen Howard
StainStink is going to $0.10
Enjoy, stinkies.
Brody Jackson
Yeah pretty much this. Imagine 2020 lmao. >ETH scaling >ETH staking (January 2020) >ETH DeFi ecosystem even more robust >Hundres of Chainlink oracles >Firms like EY starting to unironically adopt EVM based smartcontracts Fucking morons buying up BTC right now LMAO