Unboxing and review of trader joes brand kefir

Yeah you guys are right it tastes like ass. It literally just tastes like greek yogurt, but with less protein. Sergey is a hack sell your LINK

yes

>Sergey is a hack sell your LINK

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Homemade Kefir is DELICIOUS

The trader joes brand is shit though

Why would you get plain? Of course it is nasty

This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

I swear by this

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Mango is delicious. You can find Strawberry flavors at Whole Foods. Don't give up man.

>not Jow Forums
its crypto crabbing and pajeet shills otherwise, aka, there is fuck all happening. Jow Forums used to be a fountain of varied shit, was the guy who started making his own petfoods, was pretty successful afai recall. tldr, fuck crypto, its dying/ded or a giant exchange scam, or at least it is at present and Jow Forums is, at root, selling shit. Product threads is interesting

When do you get naked?

Do the sandwich cookies next user.

interesting chem trail formation on the side of the cup

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The lacing is how you know you got the real stuff

I think I would just buy yoplait at that point but I might try it

The ice cream cookie sandwichs? Those are great I get them all the time. Avoid the pizza cookie though.

>wanting all that sugar
are you mexican?

Pasteurization kills all the probiotics

was the milk pasteurized before it was make into kefir? If so, dump it. Don't eat processed foods.

based and sargay pilled, the prefer beverage of biz other than monster zero ultra

Yeah it says so on the ingredients

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I don't worry about the diabeetus, I go outside every day.

Not bad not bad, I myself prefer some kombucha. Nothing beats the taste of sour asshole.

Wow that's a lot of carbs

Is kefir any good? I'm kinda grossed out by the thought, but I drink a lot of kombucha and eat yogurt so idk lol

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Imagine drinking anything "low fat". Processed to fuck you. I bet is hokohenized too. What are you fat or retarded?
That said kefir is great

I’m pretty sure that’s how many carbs you need to eat in a day not how many there are in the kefir.

Why is kefir suddenly so popular with americans?
Did i miss something? Some articles or marketing company pushing it as the latest “super food” or something?
I’ve been drinking it all my life and never viewed it as such... so strange seeing a random beverage i see all the time become so hyped

Sergey shilled it
Lurk more

store bought kefir isn't real kefir. make your own you degenerate.