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First for short AMD

I love how someone bought 1mil of ACB shares during the last 3 minutes before close

I am doing it boys. This week I am buying an asset which I can only sell if I am willing to take a 50% hit to my portfolio. Wish me luck.

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Good luck and congrats user

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G-d bless

Don’t forget life insurance too

Better check Jow Forums every day and rocket that 401k to ATH

>getting married
lmao dumb nigger. enjoy your ball and chain

have sex

Why do people have to buy expensive rocks to prove that they love their significant other
Lmaoing @ thoughtless corporate rockdrones

Always nice to see we have virgins ITT, really proud of /smg/'s commitment to diversity :^)

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dilate

you atleast made a pre-matrimonial contract right?

>I didn't order the moissanite gems off Alibaba and have them set for ~1400 total

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haven't gotten that far yet.

Are you seriously such a virgin that you don't realize that engagement =/= legally married instantly.

AMRN will lead me to Bags of Cash. So that I can return to being in the Green once again! T Babies will see to it that when I'm middle aged/ old I don't gotta worry about nothing.

This setback with AMRN could actually play right into there hands. Consider:

The hearing they'll present over whelming evidence about how good the drug is. Doctors,etc will testify. Under the assault of so much evidence what other choice will the Ass Clowns (oh my bad, the FDA) be able to make?

Big Pharma - The drug helps prevent the biggest thing to happen to people now, having The Big One, while your eating that Triple Baconator. Do you really think they'd let so much Profit this drug will make for them just vanish?

If the Ass Clowns, shit the FDA, deny AMRN and the Canada FDA or Euro FDA approve it, the FDA will look like fools.

a lot of mad wagie cagie ball and chainies in this thread lmao. dont forget to take out the trash and take your kid to gymnastics after work ;) and dont forget to cook dinner for janet she's doing overtime for shekelsteingoyawitz tonight

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>if you don't buy diamonds you're a virgin

good goyim

Congrats man. Hope the two of you have many good years together. But really don't bother with Pre nups, lots of times the judge will toss it out anyway. If I was worried about the future or if she was gonna try to clean me out I'd hide some of my cash and just not tell her about it before we got married.

Anything earned while married is fair game under the law. Anything earned before hand is not. So long as you hide your cash before the marriage she can't touch it if something should happen. Just don't add more to it or have any kind of paper trail pointing to it while married. It would become co mingled then, no way to tell legally who did what under the law.

see

Those aren't real diamonds but ones that cost me ~$200 in total for all of them.

oo okay

but seriously, make that contract. doesn't mean shit. if your woman realy loves you and you love her, making that contract wont give you any problems.

Thanks for the advice man and well wishes. I wish I had ran into you a month or so earlier as I paid a divorce lawyer for advice on what to do with my money in case the worse were to happen. He pretty much said the same as you.

I am planning on leaving the bulk of my money in Vanguard and my personal bank account alone and never letting her access it once we are married. WIll probably put what I have now into a VTSAX boomer holding patter so I can truly forget it and let it sit there.

It didn't have anything to do with your post, I just assumed you were a virgin Pendy.

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God damn, that's a whole lot of T babies you're missing out on from now on

>Those aren't real diamonds
Good... Good.

T-thank you for help remember
All good advice

Hmm, been running various calculations. 24k is my target amount needed. If AMRN hits 23 per again and I sell I'd walk away with $9,200. Would take that plus 4 years and me stuffing least 4k each yr in the bank to make it up (24k)

If AMRN walks away from the FDA with approval and the stock hits $30 per I'd get 12k. Half way there to 24k. At 40 per I'd net 16k. Would only have to stuff 8k in the bank then. At 50 per I'd net 20k. Just 4k shy of hitting 24k.

This assumes nothing happens that forces me to spend even more money (large sum) before I make up that 24k.

Still have my T babies & other positions. Would make up the amount I spent by age 40 or under. So I'd have 10 years (or more) to stuff money in the bank from the time I paid myself back the 24k before I "retired" from my job.

Net worth now is 41k
By age 40; - 69 - 70k
By age 50; 110k

This doesn't factor in my T Baby divvy income or other Divvy income. Zero debt also (aside from house) Also doesn't factor in my pension income or any S.S income at age 67. Actual net worth may be higher due to 401k performance being better than expected and me able to stuff more money in the bank than planned.

Wtf Epstein did as Baggie should do and killed himself.

How will the market react?

Yearly Tax Refunds - part will go towards buying more T Babies for 10 years. Rest will go in the bank.

Why would the market care?

If DIS stock goes on sale, I may take part of that Tax Refund and load up on cheap DIS stock.

I thought you were joking, but it's true and straight. Probably committed suicide by two shots to the back of the head.

Holy fuck it's true

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Godspeed. Show the kikes that marriage still has a meaning in this dark age.

not if i marry her first idiot

give women jewelry

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daga kotowaru

yaya
gratz user!!

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hehe
but I heard he was only having consensual sex with 16 year olds... why would he kill himself?

sl_ppy j_b M_ssad

give men food and footjibbers

does anyone here buy just stocks or is everyone fancy gambling a la wsb?

maybe 25% of us just buy stocks
hard to do a population estimate like that
only ~25% of our posters are really daytrading with lots of options or futures or in&out of levvy ETFs. maybe fewer

you know, it's a population study (like with herds of animals)
we have some people come into the threads and post about the dangerous strategies they're running. and then after a couple weeks or a couple months, we either never hear from them again, or they switch to a less volatile strategy
meanwhile the "safe" investors don't drop out of the threads as soon as something goes wrong for them, so their population is more stable and grow more easily. they can be thought of as the "mature" population of the herd

>we love each other so much we need to get the government involved
fuck off

thats how i see it too... if you're going to be with someone... you're going to be with them.. why inolve paperwork or the government in your love life........ something fishy about it.............

So one of my parents just died and I'm staring down the barrel of maybe 20k or so inheritance. What do you guys recommend I invest it in?

Rest in peace and just put it all in $VIG and forget about it.

Hold as dry powder for the big crash. The buying opportunity of a lifetime is coming up soon

sorry to hear that user... put it into something safe and add to it

Idle curiosity, why VIG and not QYLD?
Trump's not gonna let it crash
I would have thought you would tell me "buy LCl, LCl to 60"

>I would have thought you would tell me "buy LCl, LCl to 60"
i mean... i'm not opposed to it.. but if you don't understand the trade then just put it into a normie tier investment..

>insurance
>taxes
>trusts
>family plan
>estates

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>20k inheritance
that's it?

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you must be 18 to post here

Mother fucker! They should have had him in a straightjacket in a padded room. That man knew things. He had info-mation.

I'm mad.

lmao boomer cuck

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fucking moron, godspeed

the true value of gold is shown in its ability to be given to women and they'll take their clothes off and fuck you

make sure after she says yes you come back and tell us, i'm truly happy for you, and i don't get this empathetic very often, but shit dude the journey has only just begun and it's going to be awesome, it's not all going to be good, but you take the shit that doesn't kill you and only get stronger. I wish you and your wife or husband or what ever the best in all of your endeavors.

Yo nobody can kill me, not even me. It's like my whole existence is a fucking joke.

>giving away your gold to get a fuck

actually irredeemable
gold, like stocks, should only be accumulated

think about it this way: you're paying her to fuck. but somewhere out there is a guy that she's fucking for free

>think about it this way: you're paying her to fuck. but somewhere out there is a guy that she's fucking for free
this is true...

there were some bitchs at the bar the other night.. they were flirting hard with a friend and I... the one talking to my friend was married.. the one talking to me "had a boyfriend" but yet they were really trying to get at us... once fucked a random lady from a bar that had a ring on.. when i asked about it.. she said ooh it's nothing... we aren't together anymore... yeah yeah.. whatever

I want to say Jeff did us all a favor by taking his own life. I'm pretty libertarian and I believe in the right to die. I think his crimes were terrible and i mean any sentence would be a death sentence since his age and shit. I've got mixed feelings on capital punishment... While there are crimes that warrant killing the criminal, since the system isn't perfect it will end up taking the life of an innocent person who was wrongly accused. Even if it's a 1 in a million long shot, the system if given the power will kill some one who didn't do anything.... So while there are crimes were death is justified.... it's something I don't encourage. So we need the death penalty, but we need more restrictions and it's very hard to draft the legislation needed to get a good way to regulate it. As far as pedofaggot. he took the cowards way out and didn't even look at his accusers. I think the best part of common law and how we've decided to handle this shit is the right of the defendant to face their accusers... I mean what he did was admirable since he took all burden away, as far as justice for the families and people involved, the dude basically remorsefully seppuku'd and we can all move on.

do you even know how nice it is to be a lady and get a new fucking jewl thing that'll match some fucking outfit she likes to wear because on one night she was doing something in it with you and the fact that you remembered the whole thing and took it a step further with getting her a fucking trinket years later makes her feel... you're damn right she's getting on that dick even if you've been fighting about shit for weeks that won't matter in time anyway.

I maxed out my margin allowance on Robinhood chasing a quick daytrade on Friday that didn't go through, I am now stuck holding those margin shares over the weekend

how fucked am I

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>*angry cuck noises*

yeah blah, blah, blah... then she takes that money you give her and runs right to her dealer... uses your money to buy drugs and fucks him for free
you can jerk yourself off about using your parents money to buy whores trinkets and baubles if it makes you feel better man

I'm sure that she's thinking of you all the time because you bought her stuff


well what is the position lad

everybody pays in some way for their lady... Even that beer slut that's too fucking drunk to walk so you have to carry her 6 blocks because she blacked out at the bar, I mean everybody pays in one way or another, capital is capital even if it's just time and effort.

You know if your that desperate for pussy there's an easier way. Get a hooker or the more p.c term, escort. No long term commitments. no worries that she'll clean you out in 10 years once you've made a bundle. No having to fight over who gets the kiddies or the house and cars. Just saying.

I think you missed the point of that joke, but you can be bitter as hell. You can like think most women are whores who do drugs and shit, but I dunno maybe trash attracts trash so that's all you've been able to experience.

235 shares of $DWT* at $7.19, have my limit sell order put in for $7.33. Current price is $7.20. We'll see how it moves over the weekend I guess. I've pretty much resigned myself to taking a loss here desu. If I have to sell at a loss I'm pretty sure I have to just add more money to RH to pay for it or they forcibly liquidate your other positions to cover it.

(*$DWT is a 3x Inverse Crude Oil ETF)

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I know what all the leveraged oil ETF tickers are lol
It just seems like a pure gamble
lot of time before the market opens on Monday morning. maybe you get lucky, maybe you get unlucky

You shouldn't use margin for this kind of thing, it seems that you already realize that though. it's only like 1500, 1600 bucks though. so no big deal right?

slippage is real when you get a whipsaw like we saw last 10 days. when the broader market is acting like a leveraged etf, and volatility is as high as it has been.... shit I'm like bearish on crude too, but damn i mean those are great instruments to trade when shit's calmer, but man we've seen some serious swings on everything... I just I'm going to continue to drink my gin and tonic. I mean if you're using margin, yeah they'll ask for more money, but I don't trade in a margin account. It's like just cash.

I was trying to get you mad, maybe it didn't work haha
I really wasn't projecting. If I'm honest, I haven't even had the chance to be friends with druggies since like high school, I moved a couple times and I've been surrounded by nerds
It might sound sort of weird, I actually wish I could find some trashy people to be friends with and go on fucked up adventures with again
my life now is boring and sanitized, I need a couple of the hippy druggy chicks to come back around like they used to. I think they are all further into the city, I live way out in the suburbs ;(

Slightly better CAGR and it's been around a while:

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crude prices swing like crazy, but as far as wti, the markets are flooded, and we've got a high supply that is only going to go up global demand for the product is shrinking, prices should come down until we hit a point where it's cheaper to leave it in the ground and not touch it. we're not there yet, but i think like oils just going to decline all the way, and home heating oil is probably going to be like 2 bucks maybe like 2.20 a gallon this winter. it's going to be cheap as fuck, as more and more homes switch over to the LNG and don't use the heating oil, i mean that's just less demand. we've got a market that's trying to be efficient with the oil, these hybrids that get like 50 60 miles to the gallon, while we're increasing supply of the shit as well. prices follow suit, while you don't see it at the pump so much because of how much states end up taxing gas, you will see it in the raw materials prices that we trade around.

>It just seems like a pure gamble

It was.

I'm bearish on crude too, and there was a massive spike in crude prices on Friday, so I figured I might try to make a quick buck once the price normalizes... but we'll see if it pans out. If I make money on it I'll probably pick up some LNG to hold onto until winter hits.

dont get falseflagged frens

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> insurance
Not really a thing anymore, they typically recognize domestic partnerships.
> taxes
No, not at all. Your income now doubles if she makes money too = higher bracket
> trusts
Has nothing to do with marriage
> family plan
What does this have to do with marriage?
> estates
Yeah, you don't "have" to have a will if you have a wife and die first. So what? You should have a will anyway. I got married because it's what's expected of me and I was young. I don't regret it, but I wish I understood more about it before I went into it. The big thing is this - do you believe that the government should have anything to do with you love for another human being? Honestly it shows a certain level of deference that I'm no longer comfortable with. You'd be better off getting power of attorney over each other, for medical reasons and so forth, then you would getting married.

yeah natural gas season is here, this is when we can accumulate for our seasonal trade on that shit. its a great play we can make every year like clock work.

iits fucking mid august and us assholes are thinking about winter. this is truly what markets are about.

too be honest though, i'ma wait and watch before i go long.. we have so much time, but mid september i'll be making an LNG move.

>I've got mixed feelings on capital punishment...
The true libertarian should be asking under whose authority does the government kill. They work for us, right? So when they want to end their working relationship they just kill you? If the crime warrants capital punishment that decision should be left up to, and administered or directly financed by the victims family. A government for the people should not be killing the people.

Thank fuck my house is on natural gas. I'm not joking the highest my bill has ever been was $145. This was back during the real bad winter a few yrs ago. The low is under $30 (I've got a gas water heater)

V.S my old house that was on propane. The so called budget plan would run me $125 a month.
So yeah...

mmm
Chucky cheese

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well in jeff's case his authority took his life, and i support that. i'm thinking as far as liberty and shit, like what the government's job really is... We do govern ourselves to a point, but society can't function because of how tribal and clique oriented everything is. Like theres so many diverse views about how a person is supposed to be, and every culture has this and expresses it within its self. There's self governance in these cliques and shit because of maybe an unwritten code of ethics. Like ways to appeal to a group are always there, but there's 100s of groups and the appeal factor it's different, but smiles and laughing are kind of universal, how to invoke that emotion from an individual depends on many cultural influences. I mean I'm sorry I dodged the question, as far as government working for us, fundamentally this is true. I just feel government has 3 jobs. It has to set laws and enforce them. It has to re-evaluate its self making sure it's making laws and enforcing them. then iit has to re-evaluate the laws and adjust them

Yes, I agree. But I'd say that their authority is only the sum of the authority of all of those cultural groups, because it comes from us. Therefore, their force used against the citizen is a civil war, and one that no one wins without a cost.

Picute

they switched him out. decoy gommited superslide.

Bullshit! He was supposed to name names first.

Kek, no they killed him. He knew who all the bodies were. The thing is if he wanted to remain a meme forever he did exactly what he needed to do. I'm impressed. AOC is calling for answers almost as hard as Jow Forums is. He united AOC and Jow Forums.

LMAOing at this crap, take it to Jow Forums you incel.

I don't want to buy natty gas until it hits $2 or lower.

yeah the situation is some cultures don't mix on a fundamental level, and that's really the root cause anger and all wars/conflict. you can see it through out history. go back to like spanish concistators or what ever in mexico, and how they basically burned all the mayan records, look at the crusades, look at what happened to ancient egypt, look at modern times with book burnings, pulling down statues, and even the censorship in social media. it all comes down to conflicts within culture... I mean even today you've got muslim internment camps in china, the chinese force these people to eat pork, sell cigarettes and liquor openly on display, which is totally against culture, but it's mandated you must do this... shit's fucked all over the place, but you've got authority iin your life and just fucking do what ever you want.

he had the right to remain silent.... i mean this investigation kind of ends here, and you're riight the entire reach and the whole mountain of crimes.... we know he didn't do it alone, but yeah so many more people are now exonerated because of his suicide.... who the fuck knows...

>He united AOC and Jow Forums.

That is very impressive. It's true.

Whoa, I was wrong, looks like that inheritance is closer to 40k. Good lord I might actually make it

>Projection.
I have a wife and four kids. I just like to shitpost.

I'm going to buy the suicide. If you are a fucking billionaire who was banging fucking virgin pussy all the time, had a private island and jet, mansions and shit.... Now you've been stuck iin a box for 2-3 weeks, and you know you're guilty as hell of the crimes brought before you... What do you have to live for? You got denied bail so you're not running, nobody is going to save you. He took the easy way out... I can truly buy his suicide, and it wasn't like a murder cover up so he wouldn't talk. Honestly put your self in his shoes, a pedophile... how can you come clean and talk.... It's like he just defiled young girls not even women, and well yeah there's other names who were involved, but shit case is closed.

I like it

invest it well, make sure your kids inherit more than 40k

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i've been arrested lucky for me i was just drunk and when i woke up i was free, but to know that's all you've got left, and if you're an ambitious person like him, fuck ending it is probably worth

24 hours a day 7 days a week.... i'd probably kill my self day 3

If no Dead Man's Switch triggers in the next 48 hours, it means:
-he didn't have a DMS
-his DMS didn't trigger properly
-someone was able to prevent the DMS from triggering

someone paranoid and powerful like Pedo Jeff who had been blackmailing people for years would almost certainly have had a DMS mechanism of some kind. He may have deactivated it before being taken in.

Anyway, we also have to see what happens Monday morning: do the feds open up dozens of new investigations of all the people he was linked with, or do they just let it slide? If no new investigations are opened up I think people are going to raise hell