Salvini (Lega): insufferable, arrogant version of a a alt-right troll on facebook/instagram/twitter, which he does for real while doing speeches around Italy instead of working in his office. ---> Italy going to default. Also, there is no Lega party without the alpha dog.
Renzi (PD): insufferable, arrogant version of a gauche caviar. Personality similar to SV VC techbro hipster, connections with world elite, has a core number of voters (hated within their own party) --> higher taxes, lower worker right, maybe Italy won't default, just poorer.
Di Maio/M5S: the pigs in Animal Farm (allied themselves with evil Lega to stay in power, reversed all promises), but also dodos (bird unable to fly, towy meat, the only thing that dodos did, was going extinct because they were just stupid). M5S similar to Boris Johnson on the surface, only with less intellect.
Berlusconi (FI): senile at best, his party just imploded, ironically still has 3 tv channels and newspapers but propaganda is now on the socials. For 85yo+
Meloni (FdI): I know she seems a good young lady, but believe me she's just rotten, her party is a carbon copy of Berlusconi's and/or milder version of Lega.
other right parties: fascists, technically not illegal because 'literally need to call themselves fascists on name and logo' in order to be so. They go around doing the fascist salute, still not illegal.
Rest of PD, other leftist parties: idealistic good-doers in their ivory tower at best. Imagine 80yo professors of entomology in their dusty offices, with a lot of slow days on their hands. Also, (slow) talk talk talk, nothing done, no realistic solutions. Giving them attention will make their day though.
Hope for the future: file securely deleted. Just short Italy, won't fail.
For further info, just play the satirical game Call Of Salveenee (cover on image here), many playable politicians included. Because nobody read books anymore.
Asher Thomas
Dilate
Matthew Stewart
In my opinion FdI is much more far right than Lega
Christian Watson
Democracy is the downfall of the west
Ryder Watson
If any you should long it.
Logan Roberts
FdI is much more far right than Lega, nothing in common with Berlusconi's cuck center party
