Dan Bilzerian

But this guy is a fatty.

he won 100m at one point and he claims all his money comes from that but I don’t believe it, his father was a corporate takedown lawyer aka hostile hijacking large businesses. He makes a good deal off instagram and now Ignite but I’d bet he had a big advantage from daddy money, he literally claims all of it comes from gambling though

>trust fund baby
>manlet
>weak jaw he hides with beard
>failed SEAL
>weak heart

Kek what a loser

his father committed massive multi million dollar fruad and shifted the money around laundering it into the hands of his 2 sons
his father still owes 68 million but he filed for bankruptcy and says hes broke

Half armenian half western euro.

>he won 100m at one point
this is how you launder money to someone.. gambling wins

t. you

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No but it’s definitely a strong source of passive income

Most of it was inherited

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He's a trust fund baby that pays women to fuck him

>How does he have SO much money?

He's never been audited independently.

He has a trust set up by his father.

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lel

t. mega fag
is this what stinkies mean when they say "rent free"? unironically forgot i even made the comment 10 minutes after it was posted, until watching you bitching about it days later
thanks for making my day user

I heard he actually gets models to come to his parties so they can meet other rich men and for instagram. He's not paying them with money. Whether or not he made the money himself is debatable.

You guys act like being a trust fund baby is a bad thing. So he didn't earn it.. So what?

He didn't graduate high school and failed the military. He succeeded at nothing and inherited his money from his father through corrupt means. He's not a success story just because he found a way to use the money to get hot women to surround him.

i would give like 6 or 7 years of mine for 5 years of his. but the whole remainder? your life really must be pathetic as fuck for that, mine is pretty nice

Got all his money from daddy.

you can tell just by looking at his face that he as a

Kek. Wagies are mad he didn't have to wages lave for 60 years. Also, he didn't fail military because he couldn't do it, he got to the end twice but was so based and they woudlnt leg him graduate. (He didn't want to anyways he just wanted to get to the end to prove he could)

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Well yeah there is a very high chance that you fail the bud/s. That shit is just for the most committed 1% elite killer motherfuckers.
There has been like 20,000 seals ever to live.
But I'd want to be Dan for 1week, I think it would get boring after that

hes the male equivalent of kim kardashian

interesting that they both are armenian

he bought 100k bitcoin at under $100 prices.

I got the real scoop once.

Basically his dad is some type of shady investment guy. He did some shady shit. His son helped him launder money or something. His dad has billions and his son says he made it playing poker. Neither of them got their money honestly. The funny thing is the guy is a 5' 5" manlet and has no real friend and literally has to pay women to hang out with him.

this

what a boot licker hahahaha.

this

fuck you

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SEALs are the fuckups of the American SOF community.
>Marcus Luttrell (Lone Survivor guy) was found with all magazines in his chest rig full, didn't fire enough to reload once, lied about getting ambushed by assloads of Taliban, was ambushed by 8-12 guys according to official report. Whole op was stolen from Recon Marines and then plan was changed to a retarded version. Rangers came in to bail them out and their helicopter was shot down. Rangers went in again to clear out guys who killed Luttrell's team.
>Chris Kyle makes retarded claims in his book like sniping looters from the Superdome after Katrina, and made shit up about Jesse Ventura so egregiously false that Ventura did the impossible and won a libel case in the US
>That SEAL who moonlighted as a gay pornstar
>SEALs who killed a Green Beret to cover up their embezzling operational funds, then one was enough of a jackass to hit on the wife of the guy he killed
>Rampant drug abuse
>Every third SEAL has a book
I'm surprised Bilzerian didn't make it, he's enough of an asshat to fit in with SEALs.

I am going to tell you how the world works Op.

The pontiff is the power, the Priest hood. The preist create archetypes the hoi polloi are suppose to stive for. These arcetypes are not attaibale for 99% of people, but the memeplex of wanting to be Dan the man is what compels you to spend money, to virtue signal your lack of net-worth, to migrate to the big apple and attempt to be wolf of wal street. Dan the man is just an agent of the pontiff, selling you the archetype you dream of. The stories about his father, the poker, is just a hero story user. None of it is real. Welcome to emulations and mimetic. Your daughter watches Hannah Montana , 5 years later, your daughter is sucking dick and twerking like a WRECKING ball.

The rolling stone memeplex is the worse memeplex the pontiff sells to young men.

Google The men who are different rolling stones poem

The rolling stones magazine

The rolling stones the band.

Now go chase your memeplex that eats away at your face young lad

There are all agents of the state selling a archetype of the solider, the hero , the man. the hoi polloi do not have free will. They are only capable of emulating those with assumed prestige. now cuck urself into being a navy seal

Is there any justice?

Not any more user. The republics have failed. There is more injustice than justice right now. The treasury is being robbed, and memetics/ emmulations are worth more than hard assets.

Roll around, chase pussy, the fake consumer products. Never settle down, never have children. Let the immigrant class replace your peoples who built your cities and nations. Be like dan the man, roll around forever.

Bingo.

Dan did make some money, but his dad funneled at least 40 million to him before hitting prison.

Dan claims to have made money playing "high stakes poker" when there is zero evidence of that and he has barely cashed any money on the WPT.

He's a fake.

> Thanks Dad

A fake what? Poker player?

This user gets it.

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I would love Dan's life without the heroin and manlet cope. It's generally accepted he's going to commit suicide at some point.

Dan is part of the priesthood, his job is to create the archetype you anons worship. False idols. Quit falling for the LARPS and the production user. There is a reason a entire production crew is hired to manage the Dan "archetype". wake up children, wake up. Or you will not inherit the earth.

Maybe true maybe not, good luck making it through BUDs tough guy

He made millions from poker. Go look it up

He actually doesn't pay them.
If you know anything about models or American women in general is that even a little bit of fame and fortune is enough to attract them

Imagine coping this hard.

Here’s the final redpill about bilzerian: if I had his wealth, I wouldn’t broadcast it to the world and live the way he does. It’s pretty gay and unfulfilling

THAT BEING SAID...

The anons claiming he’s a complete faggot and they would never be him are coping out of their asses. His life is undeniably better than virtually every faggot who constantly critiques him. And he also went through hell week in BUDS twice and made it through both times: basically no dorks shitposting in their mother’s basements about him rn itt could do that in a million years

So shove all your incel subhuman cope up your asses fagfots, bilzerian isn’t a guy to emulate but he’s still better than basically all of you

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I do think his dad successfully extracted wealth from companies and then managed to actually transfer this wealth to his son via laundering, sort of a perversion of the typical boomer archetype. However, I also believe what this user has posted.

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You have to go back

Gtfo now

>He made millions from poker
he laundered his dads money through poker dumbass

This. I play poker for a living, I played Dan and he is absolute dogshit at poker but claims to have made all his money from playing poker. In reality he is a trust fund kid that got all his money from his dad.
Also he says he doesnt even pay women to fuck him which is the biggest lie ever. But i’d trade places with him in a hearbeat to fuck 10s and wakeboard all day even though hes a turbo manlet

Lmao at this cope. Even if Dan is a huge phony piece of shit, You faggots will never live one day as fulfilling as him. There are levels to this, and you nor I are at levels to criticize meaningfully. That’s how low you are on the torn pole. Your incel cope is just cringe. Oh well I guess we all need to cope somehow

This is the fucking point. Even if I wouldn’t do what he does if I had his wealth, I’d still trade places with him right now. This is an important fucking distinction maybe of the subhuman seething incels on this board cant accept

Idiot.
youtu.be/MekiL2JCdgQ
Dan is the definition of a fish, he’s godawful and if you can’t tell hes terribad from watching him play you are probably worse than him youself. He is the sucker at every table he’s at. Look at any respected pro and they call dan a complete fraud

Are you the boomer poker pro user who posted that 10mil profit deribit screen?

>had two years
anyone who unironically talks shit about linkies is a retard

Fight on user. Please read.poetryfoundation.org/poems/58012/the-men-that-dont-fit-in

Young lads love their fairy tales, it allows them to cope, and dream big. Chasing your dreams, it what keeps the economic machine running!

>coping this hard
illiterate fucking brainlet

Your son is very femnim because he only wishes to emulate his favorite hoero. Justin Beiber. Art is a weapon, it is more dangerous than atomic weapons.

>your buzzword buzzword is just buzzword
jesus and people say reddit are the meme spewers

No im not. Playing online is a joke anyways everyone uses ALGOs and its gay as shit. I haven’t played poker in a while, have been playing underground billiards tables with wales, its less luck based.

Cope harder user, sorry you exposed your daughter to the priesthoods weapon. Is she a twerking wrecking ball on instagram?

By being himself.

hes a drug dealer OP

t. Butthurt armyfag who suck at everything

The Only thing I can tell you is that this guy has never made 1$ with playing Poker Uniromically the whole World thinks so. Poker Community laughs very hard because he said he's the one who invented 'loose Agressive' play.
Rich Dad and good Marketing is the Key for a Snitch like him.

You guys are fucked. Falling for Larps, no different than the boomers. Jesus Christ.

ok mr. 10 camera angles I am now feeling sorry for dan bilzerian. now I want to become 10 camera angles man too?

x10 NIGGA

My cousin fucked him and i'm still pissed off about it.
She did say he was shit in bed btw, though I suspect probably just bored.

THIS

/thread/

but he's fucked literally thousands of women and he fucked my cousin and she was 17 and yes in was in calgary but i'm still fucking pissed what about me you fucking fagela

>getting pissed your female cousin made a choice in her life
>getting upset your cousin had sex with someone
>white knighting your fucking cousin
>insert banjos and alabama here