Does anyone here want to employ me?

Does anyone here want to employ me?

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any skills? work experience?

What do you mean? I thought you were supposed to train me.

learn welding

>500k/yr in a low cost of living area

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how old are you? did you ever have a job before?

Electrical , Welding. Easy money with little trouble. If you try hard and learn fast you can become god in year or 2

>24
>no

what did you do after school until now?

>just go into the trades bro

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Absolutely user, you anywhere near Columbus, OH?

I am putting together a team

Played video games, watched anime and browsed this site.

Let me guess... you are a fired Harmony guy?

you learn shit with your hands and can always make money of that skill. I am all about crypto but if shit hits the fan I know I can earn can of beans welding and electrifying things

No, and I'd rather work remote too if possible.

Fuck OP, hire me. I at least have work experience (6 year gap currently).. I also can do some graphic work (pic related). I have $94 left so please hide me asap.

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you are fucked. minimum wage is best you can get.

I'm not doing boomer work.

>500k Salary
>Cancer treatment: 450k
JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

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k/yr
UNDERWATER WELDING ONLY, otherwise you are looking at 20-25$ tops

&you wonder why you need a job...

Are you willing to suck balls.
Not dick mind you, just balls.

its over for you. waging at mcdoof is the best you can get.
have fun working for 10/h.

We're not giving you a job. Ha!

Do you know excel?

sure, ive got a spare pair of kneepads laying around

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Good idea

OP, you good at suckin? If you had to put a dollar figure on what your dick suckin skills are at, what would it be?