Why don't millenials like mayonaise?

>How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise
>The inexorable rise of identify condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame.
>by SANDY HINGSTON
ok

What are identity condiments?

Status symbols for plebs

Thick cut fries with melted cheese and then add some mayo. I like.

godless NPC’s latch onto, and identify themselves with, consumer products.

Because Salon told them so.

>the most american sauce

Attached: 1549921218061.jpg (1006x896, 102K)

eu mayo is much better than na mayo because our mayo is actually delicious with fries and snacks

Mayo is really good, the mayo sold in the UK and US is shit though.
I don't get what the fuck you guys put in that shit, it doesn't even taste like real mayo

Onions and corn syrup.

as burger who used to live in germany i agree

they just put chemicals in fecals to make it look like mayo
as they do with most of their food in the US

Or there are nicer tasting condiments available to millenials?

Normal mayo is disgusting. Egg white and vinegar.

mayo is supposed to be made of egg yolk, oil and lemon juice.
Someone uses vinegard instead of lemon juice but it tastes far worse, the quality of the oil is also important, if you really use egg white and vinegard you're not making mayo at all

>vinegard
but I agree, it's disgusting

Attached: 1513104644145.png (238x231, 26K)

>millennials this millennials that

fucking nasty mayo. we like deflationary nerd coins cause they keep printing $

This is media now.
This is what news looks like.

Attached: 1559520620203.jpg (750x1316, 115K)

It's just eggs and oil faggot get over it

You mean millennials don't want another source of basedbean oil? Every single condiment except for ketchup first ingredient is basedbean oil, it's sickening.

well you add some mustard and lemon juice too otherwise there will be nothing fresh about the taste.

unnecessary, only other ingredient you could say is needed is a dash of vinegar

I get my burgers with no mayo or cheese so its healthy.

Because boomers have all the wealth so we can't afford mayonnaise

self professed vegans seem to like it

Attached: 2e1.jpg (500x332, 40K)

American mayonnaise is disgusting

I don't know what that white paste in the picture is, but it ain't mayo.
Mayo is not white, it's light yellow.

If you wouldn't produce shit, and followed the damn recipe, maybe people would eat it you retarded merloques.

ACACHUHALLY It's French and do you know what it's made of?

Put and mix in a food processor:
2x Eggs
1 tsp Salt
1 tsp Sugar
1 tsp Vinegar
2 tbl Mustard
1.5 ltr Cooking Oil

Fun fact, theres also Hollandaise that comes from Holland, replace the Cooking Oil with melted butter.

because it's fucking disgusting is why. whenever I hear the dutch mentioned I get flashbacks of seeing them dip their french fries in it and start seeing red

>1.5ltr cooking oil
Think your oil ratio may be off dawg

boomers realize they're about to have nothing and are afraid of the day of the pillow so they're trying to get millenials to kill themselves to have a better chance of surviving

ya go ahead and put the egg whites in there too bro thats how real hollandaise and aoili is made thumbs up emoji

that's a lie, me and my 3 millennial siblings love mayo
we ate it on everything growing up and still do
it's the best no carb condiment too

For 2 eggs its more of less that, either way its a shit load of oil. I just keep pouring it in until it becomes thick, lie titration.

Attached: fb1-fimoz1.jpg (250x166, 20K)

What are some exmaples of idenitidy condiments?

>Blame a whole generation for your dying business.
And we're the ones that are entitled?

Worcestershire sauce

Attached: 717wIF3wFHL._SL1500_.jpg (394x1500, 69K)

Maybe mayo should just start identifying as peanut butter.

Theres nothing wrong with this sauce you faggot.
thousand island dressing

>casually tosses out thousand island
>viciously defends worcestershire sauce
I don't know where to begin

my man elon smashed that

I can't imagine an italian hoagie without mayo or shrimp, egg, chicken salad

Basically: Nonwhites and non literalburger food chains. The rise of in n out will reverse this trend tho. Bullish.

Mayonnaise is goat tier. 5 leafbucks for 6k calories of healthy fats is bretty good up here. I always mix it with sriracha to make spicy mayo when I'm having chicken or ground beef with rice. Shit I dip my pizza into spicy mayo.

thousand island = I like this sauce bcos im poor, and found it on the big mac
worcestershire = im a cultured man who knows his shit

worcestershire = im a cultured man who knows his shit because i know how to spell worcestershire
thousand island = who cares? nobody

Friendly reminder that the major ingredient in most commercial mayonnaise is sõybean oil

worchecssture - el;iticst white boy imma punch you
apple sauces - you gonna get up in this shit boy so moist

apple sauces - whod a nigga honk to get some apple sauces
watermelon - ye boy u know bout that watermelon

MAYONNAISE!?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
KRAFT MIRACLE WHIP!

I mix some balsamic into mine and put it on sandwiches. Mayo is the utility infielder of spreads.

fat disgusting unhealthy shit

Why are millenials killing everything? When will their lust for blood be satisfied?

Attached: millenials.jpg (1242x1650, 1.76M)

same shit really needs acidity, only i hate vinegar

>How Millennials Killed Boomers

Attached: 1wmv5q.jpg (352x352, 11K)

this could be the backlash for all the boomer hate

how long does it take you to eat that much mayo? that's industrial quantity man...

Mayonaise is the most degenerate of all the sauces. How can any straight man enjoy digesting white often warm goo created by other men

Millennials have been trained to reject everything white.
>White bread
>Vanilla
>Mayonnaise

boomer detected

Because unlike you most of us aren't homosexual faggots thinking about swallowing loads and sucking dick when we eat a sandwich

only faggots eat mayonaise. it's literal queer sauce and makes you grow man tits

But then how do you make tuna salad?

To be fair this is a good thing, as only Gen X and Z have given the world anything good.

if you consume based Worscestershire sauce you know u based af

Fuck millenials and fuck mayonnaise

I love mayo though

mayo is....soooooooooooo goooooooooood!

Attached: Pepe_feelsgoodman.png (1280x1313, 1.86M)

Woosty sauce

>Pic rel is the author of the "article"

Also imagine eating Hellman's mayo, which has (GMO) basedbean oil and other shitty additives in it. It's not that "millennials killed Mayonanaise" (what a stupid fucking argument btw), it's just that corporations prefer profit over quality of their products, so obviously they shouldn't be surprised if they lose customers due to their bad practices.

Attached: 1140-sandy-hingston-night-owl.imgcache.rev20a44f78b7d0d0f11cbb5f1b88c4aa2b.jpg (1140x655, 344K)

(GMO) based basedbean oil*

They switched to s01 based products

I need to buy some Japanese mayo

You're the one eating onions products and calling others effeminate because of it. You're a meme.

And Boomer's killed canned meats that their dirt poor Dust Bowl parents ate. Tastes and trends change from generation to generation.

you're a fucking idiot lmao

>acquaints food items to cum and dicks
>"E-EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ME IS GAY"

fucking faggot

that's why i use avocado oil mayo. more expensive but way healthier than sunflower or s-oybean oil

This person is complaining about "identity condiments" while literally applying an identity to mayonnaise (the "most American of foodstuffs").

Boomers are the only ones who eat mayo? Makes sense. It's basically just cum spread.

They love it when you call it aioli.

OHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID IT

I love mayo.
t. dutch

Because any time i get something with mayo on it they have to unload the whole fucking jar on to my god damn sub sandwitch or whatever. I didnt as for a fucking mayo sandwitch you fucking nigger so please NO mayo.