>Get into the best shape possible for 3 months >Freeze Sprem for 10 yrs at $2k >Get a vasectomy for $200 >Build real wealth and businesses >Get a girl pregnant with artificial insemination Total cost 10k-30k
I understand the costs are pretty high this route, but in a way it makes sense.If you can't afford something like this how can you afford to raise a kid?
>Avg cost 233,610
That's not even counting inflation. This route would ensure that not only am I financially able to take care of a child, but I'm setting him up for success.
Why not just keep your sperm and balls? Kids don't just grow out of unfrozen sperm like mould my dude (You) need to "Have sex." for kids to appear
Dylan Perez
Insurance. I've had quite a few girlfriends in the past, and not a single one of them would I want to be the mother of my children.
One girl tried tricking me into saying shes pregnant.
Lucas Rodriguez
So the only way you can deal with your shitty sex drive is obliterating the function of your balls?
I'll just forego sex with whores and only have sex with people who I wish to mother my children, because I'm not a giant fucking degenerate
If you're so far gone that you need to cut your balls off to avoid having kids you don't want, then go ahead
Ethan Nguyen
Easier: just don't fuck gold-diggers but look for some girl to share your life with.
Bentley Jones
Are you retarded? Show me where getting a vasectomy obliterates your balls? Show me where it effects anything other than not having kids? I'll wait.
Mason Bennett
I said the function of your balls you fucking cumbrain
Adrian Parker
I think you retarded. Again, show me where the functions of my balls stops working. Seriously? What evidence do you have other than opinions/beliefs
Blake Rodriguez
kek
Daniel Long
your balls are there literally to produce sperm, i.e. to make babies. vasectomy = no more babies = decorative balls
Evan Carter
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Samuel Foster
your balls also produce hormones moron, why do you think cutting the balls off of eunuchs made them all have high pitched voices and look like girls?
Colton Ortiz
Start a family
>>Freeze Sprem for 10 yrs at $2k >>Get a vasectomy for $200 >>Build real wealth and businesses >>Get a girl pregnant with artificial insemination Or just don't fornicate, get married to a girl who's celibate/virgin and start a family.
>inb4 all women are roasties >inb5 all Christians are born again fornicators You can always court someone younger, fathers permission is also a good way to get even younger girls.
That doesn't change the fact that the prime function of the testicles is to produce sperm. I'm not here to get into a profound argument about what function fundamentally means; the fact of the matter is that this guy is advocating breaking the prime biological function of the balls because he's incapable of not fucking shitmeat cumrags
Henry Mitchell
I think it is a pretty neat idea, I am planning on doing it IF I make it. Vasectomy reversals are also fairly reliable although not 100% so I would also bet on freezing a lot of sperm. Artificial insemination can also fail given brainlet lab assistants and general unpredictable-ness. IF all else fails my last option is adopting a Russian foster kid.
Blake Campbell
>Get a vasectomy Why exactly is this step necessary?
Joshua Adams
greece, why? what did you think?
Connor Watson
>believing once you marry a virgin, she won't cheat on you oh user... Once she's bored of your dick, she'll jump on her superiors'. Once she finds out all about sex, she'll see she lived a life of idiocy.
I fucked lots of married woman with child. %90 of them were married young(18~20) and/or their first love.
Jordan Sanders
Clearly written by a literal cuckold - and a boomer
Austin Turner
I thought about this a lot lately. Not because I'm scared of getting baby trapped, but because I don't want kids with autism.
So you can enjoy sex without contraceptives. Condoms suck and the pill seriously fucks women up. Had an ex girlfriend almost kill herself because the hormones fucked her up so bad. Luckily the doctor recognised the signs and advised her to stop taking it.
Anthony Sanchez
Speak for yourself, the prime function of my balls is to dump copious amounts of semen down your mothers throat.
Levi Lee
Can't do that with tied balls
Henry Lewis
>having children >ever
Chads don't want children.
Jaxon Wood
>he doesn't know the difference between semen and sperm
Benjamin Campbell
semen is a combination which includes sperm
James Richardson
How many western women are virgins after age 23? With the raise of e-thots how many virgins after age 18?
You're so fucking stupid its beyond reason & obviously its not for you. I've done the research - after getting the snip. NOTHING CHANGES. Your test, sperm everything is still the same. You still got a 5-10% chance of having a baby.
William Butler
>Nothing changes, everything is the same >Your ability to have kids goes down Choose one
Hunter Morales
Imagine spending money to have kids! Why the fuck would you want to come back to this shithole!
William Collins
Imagine you being my child and I'm your father. knowing you, you'd piss on all the sweat equity I built trolling on a Tibetan finger painting forum. What reason is there for your existence?
Kevin Cook
yeah bacon narwhals my dude
Parker Gutierrez
>One girl tried tricking me into saying shes pregnant.
What does that even mean? She wanted you to say she's pregnant, but you wouldn't say it, so she tried to trick you? Maybe you're too dumb to be spawning offspring.
Zachary Martinez
top kek
Anthony Clark
It means a girl told me "user I'm pregnant" and she was not. It does not mean that she was actually pregnant because she wasn't at all. After saying this she wanted to have sex without condoms.
Matthew Lopez
>How many western women are virgins after age 23? I did say go younger. Look more for 18-19 year olds if your a typical normie. If you know how to plan you can court 16 year olds. I personally would start younger since courting and pair-bonding takes time. Talking and having a proper relationship to her father is a good way to secure his daughter especially if he'll be your father in law anyway.
