ITT: life hacks

>wait for Chad to come out of the bathroom
>go in and sniff the healthy probiotics in the air
>literally saving thousands on healthcare
Why haven't you taken the scavengerpill user?

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What the fuck?

Technically, wiping with their used TP should get you a good load of chad bacteria to keep your gut healthy, but I haven't tried that yet.
What do you guys think?

kek

i lol'd hard on this one.

what do you mean? any sources on this?

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There was an article circulating on Jow Forums a few months ago about poop transplantation and its health benefits. I figured the logic here is the same except I'm doing it through air instead of reusing their literal poop.

>garden to grow my own food
>shit in garden so I don't have to buy fertilizer
>walk into chick fil a and steal condiments
>don't tip to save money the few times I ever dine in a restaurant
>drive without headlights at night to save electricity
>steal toilet paper from library
>only flush toilet once a week to save water
>if I don't have toilet paper I use a rag to wipe and just wash it off in the sink with detergent

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Fecal transplants are amazing. You can even cure the symptoms of autism with a fecal transplants.
Just imagine, we could all get fecal transplants and become normies.
I personally like being an autismo but some people don't.

if you get a poop transplant you get all of the healthy gut bacteria, you are stealing the chadness.
scoop the poop and shove it up your arse.
profit.

>fecal transplant
>not letting Chad double dip into your angus
It's as though you don't even want to make it.