This week I decided to quit my ''full-time'' job as an online poker player. I had been doing this crap for 2.5 years...

This week I decided to quit my ''full-time'' job as an online poker player. I had been doing this crap for 2.5 years, and it really put strain on my body and mind. It all started as a small joke with friends, but after a few games online I thought I had talent. Talent to make millions behind my pc, and make way to the top. Well, I was really wrong. I didn't expect poker to be so hard, I thought of it as a card game where bluffing is important, but it were all numbers.. numbers, numbers, numbers.

Well long story short. Past two years I had no sex drive, no morning woods, every little thing stressed me, quit all contact, and worst thing: my perfect hairline receded like crazy. Money? Yea, I made a good amount, but it wasn't worth. Lucky thing is, online poker nerds know quite a lot. In April a few in the discord said to start accumulating bitcoin. Which was a great call, which I luckily followed. Right now they are saying that an alt season is coming, many are taking a break to start focussing on this ''alt season''. No one is giving calls any more, and is keeping everything to themself. Human greed is strong as always. Hope that my old flame Jow Forums board can help me.

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Buy crypto

Have you ever hit a Royal Flush in your career?

>crypto part

Buy some bitcoin and some alts: ETH, BNB, MITx.

Those crypto friends of yours don't know jack shit. They would let you in so there are more people buying it. It is only in the benefit of the shiller. IMO take a look at COTI looks like it bottomed out and is not responding to the recently released news as of yet.

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FTM. I would look into that project if you are interested in alts.

>.I didn't expect poker to be so hard
KEK KEK KEK WELCOME TO REALITY SON

We fly away and take along our partners >>COTI

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Didn't read, not buying

20x ROI
QNT

200x ROI
BPRO

Buy some of both

EQL
XRP
LINK

That's mine yo

What? This is the most schizophrenic rant I have ever come across on Jow Forums.

Buy Chainlink

CHECKED
You know what to do.

Buy COTI, and some minox. It might help your hairline, since you said it was perfect first.

Buy a buttplug. People who say its gay have never stuffed their asses with buttplugs. Its a feeling like getting fucked all day long. But well you can also invest into stocks or futures or crypto. Crypto is the regular one where most people join who want to get fast money. But can be also fast losing. Start wiht buying BTC ETH XRP and go slowly over to other coins like BNB, COTI and other stuff. Something with good teams and which are legit.

NKN

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>Past two years I had no sex drive, no morning woods, every little thing stressed me, quit all contact, and worst thing: my perfect hairline receded like crazy. Money? Yea, I made a good amount, but it wasn't worth. Lucky thing is, I just discovered cryptocurrency

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Wow what did happen? I see NKN the first time since ever i am in Jow Forums :D Are they broke or why are you shilling it?

What is the best place to make money online playing poker? Tourney, cash games, hold'em, Omaha?

xFutures is definetely something you should read into. Stake ETH, and receive XFT. XFT will also get listed on OKEx, free gains here.

Why do you believe you deserve special advice and information from people who are merely your acquaintances?

Malding retard.

(Malding = mad + balding)

poker is a meme. only the house wins.

which forum? I always thought poker players would be good traders. I remember someone poted a legendary thread on forumserver.twoplustwo.com/ but I can't find it right now. Anyway go on...

dr; ns

Yawn. I wonder what the rainbow sock brigade is dumping on biz today

>house
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