/smg/ - Stock Market General

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bruh, what kind of retarded argument is this

Inverse bond yields. Be ready boyos.

>your biggest stock hold
>1 interesting fact about you

$TRNX pumping again, which will right after dump to lower than when it started.

What exactly does the SEC even do?

Whats up with AMD today?

SNSS
i like cocks in and around my asshole

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I dunno whats up with you dawg?

>What exactly does the SEC even do?
Kindly ask institutions to not do this kind of thing.

maybe just swing traders cashing out at what they perceive as the short-term high

>an option.
>I fucked ur mum.

AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UPPP! Remember that real AMDChads do not panic sell with the boomers, we buy the dips. I love you /smg/ it's been a big red day but I hope we all get green tomorrow.

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reposting for new bread

anyone else have stories of doing something absolutely retarded? just a couple days ago, friday after-hours, idk what i was looking at, but i thought one of the more volatile stocks i had posted earnings and missed by a pretty big margin. so i set a stop limit for opening today. and today i find out they dont post earnings until afterhours today, but my shit got sold obviously

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NBRV calls at 2.50 expiring in December
I played sax for a long time but dropped a few years ago due to stress and depression as well as not going to college for music

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Threadly Reminder of why you're here!

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let it drop I want to buy more sub 30

and also pls help

well, it's not inverted yet, so there's still a chance we don't enter a recession...

>I played sax for a long time but dropped a few years ago due to stress and depression as well as not going to college for music

This was me, I was first chair and barely needed to practice. I just suddenly lost motivation for most things, but I'd love to find a teacher again.

I mean funds are fine but you will perform on par with the market but if you don't know what you're dong that might be a good thing might not.

Sell AMD

Buy INTC

AMD has hit a generational top and will be sub 10 by this time next year

GALT
My elbows are double jointed

its an REIT

REKR has really wrecked me. It has potential but I bought during a pump. How long do you guys bag hold until you cut losses?

BUY TELL
MAKE MONEY
I REPEAT
BUY $TELL NOW
OR REGRET NOT BUYING IT

VISL (HQ is in my home town)
I build and sell guitar effect pedals to hippies for investing.

It shouldn't be a matter of how long you hold, it should be a matter of if you believe in the fundamentals of the company
If you do, average down if the funds are available

If you truly believe it will make you money why don't you go all in and show us a screenshot?

im gonna hold onto REKR because i only bought $40 to begin with. if it were a few hundred, I'd probably move it to AMD in the next few days becuase that has a clear upside, where im unsure of where rekr will go and when

why

>AMD
>I have a 40 inch vertical leap

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Hold until earnings this month at least.
I think with all the secured contracts it’s gonna be big

100 shares of MSFT
I failed college twice to let both of my (divorced) parents down equally. I am also an excellent maker of latkes even though nobody in my family is jewish, except my stepdad‘s aunt side of the family who converted because they don‘t like pork? Idk the reason seemed convoluted to me.

AMRS
I'm a millionaire 2 years from now.

O, its just the biggest part of my DEWM portfolio because fuck value-investing this month.

My interesting fact is that I have no interesting fact :^)

i hope you are buying gold mining companies user
or at least gold

Ehh I bought during the pump. I'd much rather sell it and buy it at a cheaper price.

Barrick stock has been comfy lately.

Kirkland Lake

good picks, i am stockpiling russian POLYUS
check that fucking growth

Fug she looks fun.

Nice. Get into BACHY as well. Chinese are hoarding gold like crazy. BACHY is gonna moon over the next 1.5 year. Cheers.

You’re retarded. The google and twitter data center deal sealed intels fate. Its over AMD will be 60$ this time next year screen cap this post.

SNSS
I am a scientist

You successfully called the bottom. At least for now.

the whole market is going to get short squeezed because everybody is being a greedy degenerate and trying to short the market like they are some pro level trader.

What about PES fren?

not buying chinese man

>PROTIP

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Based CAG dabbing on this red day.

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I'm holding my August 16th calls with diamond hands. I hope you are right again.

Bring civil suits against corporations and big guys. Additionally they directly assist and cooperate with the FBI who deals with criminal matters. The flow of information is a very valuable thing indeed.

Some mutual fund in one of my managed accounts.
I don't actually know what my biggest holding is and I'm not checking. It doesn't matter.
I am NOT intersting

Okay I bought all the etsy I possibly could. Now these bags are heavy and we pray and hold!

>I am a scientist

What area

Why are you all in on Etsy?

When do I buy in on AMD??? Bros???

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Right now.

How much ETSY are we talking about?
You think Amazon will buy them or something?
Is it true that their earnings are still declining?

>YRIV

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don't be fooled fellows. mark isnt a scientist. he's a shitposting codemonkey webdev

Wait for

Hey man, since Mark introduced me to SNSS the options I bought have doubled in value. It's not cool that you would just call him a liar like that. Mark deserves better.

If it comes down, 29 or 27

Was gonna get some if it went under 30 but decided on just getting some DIS for now

Very low volume today. I'm thinking we will be back soon. Once China sends in the tanks and gets Hong Kong back under control the markets will resume their upward trajectory.

That's a shame if true, it really needs to crash hard. We're way overdue for a recession

>this person can lie as much as i want if i get to make a few more dollars
cuck

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .18%, not much but at least I didn't get dragged with the market. It's my day off work and I woke up laaaattteee, need to see what all went on today. Also my internet is going in and out and this won't fucking post!!!!

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T
I'm a computer scientist

Stop lying Mark we all know it's you

>i'm up .18%,
>i'm up 5%
>i'm up X%

these gains don't really matter if you don't sell

Do you work for Infosys or Tata

> I won't tolerate liars that make me money
What did you call me again?

what's the O complexity of this func

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if it crashes now, and uncle bernie comes to power we're all going to be fucked.

So are you just jerking it to the idea of a trump recession or...?

What is equity? What are assets?

Idk how I'm green, most of my list is a sea of red ( which is not ideal, I need to sell some by tomorrow)

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Down 2% but bought some dips so I'm feeling good.

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mbuu

i think i have third nipple but i cant tell. its like one quarter of a nipple.

...I do know how to close a position you know. I'm aware of the concept

it has been 5 years since I had that class bro I just write ETL code now for the most part it's just whatever the bottom part is

calm down brah

>buying high
Dumb boomer, silver is the next bitcoin

>I just write ETL code
lol me too

what tools do you use?

>tfw querying 20GB Oracle db

Obese in 5 years
Music is a hobby not a career son

It's super cool how foreign countries can fuck with our economy before an election is hopes of getting a president who will utterly cuck on every currently in progress trade deal.

did you know we can do the same thing to foreign countries?

thats how foreign policy works, thats what politics looks like

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I actually write the ETL software I don't really want to name the company I work for we support a lot of endpoints it's all java. I hate annoying db issues because I've got like 8 dbms's installed just for my own testing

Do you mean you went all in on a craft off etsy you plan to resell?

nice

Hitachi Ventara?

infinity. Something like 2^2^2^2.......

>China has elections
Good one user.

Jewish lies

they actually do user, they don't have universal suffrage though.

how is that allowed? they just pick whoever they want

How valuable is c# in the industry?
I've looked at other languages but everything else is shit besides Haskell which is just a fun meme language with no purpose. I've even began to write IL code to shortcut reflection.

Check out PLX