1. You make 1$ / minute, but, you get anal cancer on your 60th birthday. 2. Ability to change your skin color. 3. A magical notebook, if you write anyone name on it, they'll die within 5 minutes. 4. 10k / month, cute average looking wife, 2 kids and 1 golden retriever. 5. Dominated by a qt ASIAN girl, you get internet connection and a cage where you sleep. 6. Dildo manufacturing company with 5.000 employees. 7. Change your sex (real stuff, not like traps) and become a porn star making 6 figures per year. 8. Imorability, resistance to any disease and teleportation, but, you lose 70 IQ points and become an alcoholic 9. Ability to understand chink market and huge returns. Asians will hate you and you'll never have sex with an asian ever again. 10. Move to NYC and sell hotdogs.
I choose 3 and kill Craig Wright and a few other people I don't like. Actually fuck it, I short companies then write the names of important people in the notebook.
Yeah 3.
Nolan Rogers
>A magical notebook, if you write anyone name on it, they'll die within 5 minutes.
will writing my own name work?
Zachary Collins
>6. Dildo manufacturing company with 5.000 employees.
That's 5 employees
Carson Bell
whats wrong with the dildo company, nr6?
Kevin Morris
>8. Imorability, resistance to any disease and teleportation, but, you lose 70 IQ points and become an alcoholic
the real question is will it work on all people that have the same name as the persons name you are writing, or does you have to think of a specific person or write his own name. Otherwise i might just write Mohammed, Ali, Ahmed, Muhammed and wipe out 99% of the middle-east.
Ironically if you filled out the notebook with names, with the intend to kill as many as possible, only black people would remain.
Chase Jenkins
>1. You make 1$ / minute, but, you get anal cancer on your 60th birthday. obviously
Luke Ward
this desu i'll take dmt when im 60
Cameron Edwards
you forgot :
11. filter the unfanny tripfag and short btc
Charles Russell
To be honest, if the 5000 employees of the dildo company arent just pencil pushers and HR quota hires, it sounds like a pretty good investment. With the degenerancy going on, this is a constantly growing market. Also a dildo isnt a product you will be buying used, so there is always a constant stream. With some creative marketing like the dragon dildo thingie, you could make the big buck.
Nathan Flores
9. Ability to understand chink market and huge returns. Asians will hate you and you'll never have sex with an asian ever again.
Julian Jenkins
in the death note animu it was explained that you have to imagine the person's face while writing his name.
Elijah Walker
>i'll take dmt That won't help, it'll make things worse.
No, it doesn't, you'll have to kill each one of them individually.
It's ok...
The reputation?
If you write your own name, you lose half of your lifespan and get the ability to switch genders.
you're tying yourself in with that option - you can make more money with option 6 or 9 and get to choose how many children you want and what type of pet/dog you want. i'd assume it'd be 10k for life working 40 hours a week also, sounds fucking lame breh
Gabriel Reed
>i'd assume it'd be 10k for life working 40 hours a week OP doesn't mention anything about a job
I can make 10k a month and work something to make even more. Only problem with that salary is inflation, but it's still not that bad
Cameron Anderson
Who said anything about work?
Nathaniel Flores
9 of course, 4 isn't so bad too.
Tyler Ward
OP do u gotta work?
Daniel Allen
1. At least then I know that I'll live till 60+
Camden Gutierrez
Yes, you will have a 8 to 4 job.
Jayden Jenkins
Anal cancer will kill you slowly and painful. Constant pain will make you finger your anus ever 10 - 20 minutes.
60 years of 1 dollar a minute beat 600 years of wagekek
Camden Gonzalez
>tripfag >checks his own digits really color me surprised
Robert Price
1, then I'll have monthly colonoscopies starting at 55. it's basically a free $518k/year income per year to neet with, and the survival rate is almost 100% if the cancer is detected in the earliest stages.
Liam Powell
1, then I'll have monthly colonoscopies starting at 55. it's basically a free $518k/year income per year to neet with, and the survival rate is almost 100% if the cancer is detected in the earliest stages.
Wyatt Hughes
I'll take one death note please. Easy as fuck to change the world as I see fit with such a tool.
The real question is whether or not I could talk her into 6 more kids
Ethan Jenkins
>6 more kids You already have 2, that would be 8 total. Can you survive that? The 10k/mo won't help even in a 3rd world country with so many kids.
Ryan Campbell
8 is just minimum really, maybe freeze some of her eggs while she's young and we can keep having them until we get pretty old.
$10k a month on top of investments and proper handling of it would be plenty. Besides kids aren't actually as expensive as the memeline pushes. That's just an attempt to stop people from breeding
Jonathan Fisher
6
James Bell
4 is all I want in life. The final red pill to happy life is the blue pill
