Imagine having this super cucked wagecuck job

imagine summon 2-3 "extra" wagies for the lulz that doesn't really need a task but you pay them minimum wage to just roll up some heavy carpets and move them to another room then rearrange some plants then tell them all is wrong and must be redone

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I've done both and I'll take the factory job any day.

Kek caught that too

Whites were maids and butlers in Europe for centuries. Stop being some racist.

Someone on biz should make this. Great idea, unironically. Make sure to add the ability to rate your wagie.

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have a close friend who was basically a butler to a literal billionaire.

Here is the craziest thing, the billionaire knew him on first name basis and was involved in hiring him BUT the billionair is so nuts he structured the thing as a really weird independent contractor thing so as to screw my friend out of all sorts of benefits/Taxes.

This probably saved the billionaire a few thousand dollars at an extreme expense to friend. Turns out it was illegal and friend reported to the states department of labor and wages, fucker basically had all sorts of addresses and mailings and nothing ever became of it.

This issue was a tipping point when i realized rich people are nuts and really do have a hatred toward non rich.

No larp? Story time?

This is an extreme case because the dude was so rich and should have just given him benefits
But a lot of times when dudes start small businesses for example, they choose to hire contractors over employees because they consider employee laws and regulations to be too complex for them to navigate and legal advice is often too expensive.

yeah my point was it provided an insight into the psycopathy of the elite. Again, this guy was a literal billionaire.

It was pure nutcase stuff for a man of this wealth to even be concerned with such trivalties.

The thing is though after talking with others involved in this stuff in turns out there are lots of really really nutty ULTRA RICH like this. I think they litterally get off and fucking over a commoner. Just like there are people who have bizzare torture and humiliation fetish i actually am starting to believe that many of the elite have meglamania that manifests itself in forms like this.

Honestly, if i had a billion dollars i would not even involve myself in the pay and admin of my assistant. I would simply say to my staff "hire him and pay him a very generous but competitive market salary for a professional and grant him the health benefits of the company"

I worked some wagecuck shit at a casino until I hit big on that BOMB token. I was the only white boy in my department even in the biggest casinos on the strip. I quit when I had to start cashing out smart contract into BTC and took out a loan against my crypto for real estate. I quit because of deflationary cryptos you fuckers called pajeet scams. You dumbfucks should learn math. 3 years in BTC mostly, DCA every 2 weeks.
This is my next 50x on these things
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>hire him and pay him a very generous but competitive market salary for a professional and grant him the health benefits of the company

That's why you don't have a billion dollars

fuck journos
didn't read

You would suffer Mc Ha.mer's fate. He too generously hand waived himself out of his ivory tower.

Those wealthy fags can tip rather large though. So I'd be pretty happy to get a job where I could get tipped a sudden $500 extra in the month.

wipe my butt, wagie

Exactly this. I used to be a housekeeper for a guy worth ~$600M. You would probably recognize the name if I dropped it.

I asked for $100 more per week, after cleaning his main residence for 4 years. I was on really good terms, and never failed to show up and perform my assigned duties. Keep in mind, I was working there for about 15 hours a week, for $450. A cleaning company would charge at least 2-3X for a house that size.

Anyways, he got really mad and was passively complaining the whole time I was there. He eventually gave me a $50 raise, but ended up giving me extra stuff to do like cleaning windows and gutters for the next few months.

Working for the wealthy is an eye opening experience. They will be the nicest people you know, but when it comes to seperating them from their money they get extremely defensive.

I think they litterally get off and fucking over a commoner. Just like there are people who have bizzare torture and humiliation fetish i actually am starting to believe that many of the elite have meglamania that manifests itself in forms like this.
You know that "comfy" feeling you get with your bags? Imagine that you've exhausted every other comfy feeling in the world, but you want to feel "comfy" again.
You don't feel comfy indoors if its perfectly sunny outside.

it's nice when you haven't had that but your tip depends on your service and smile. I was lucky to be handsome young and white so I have an edge over my co-workers. Plus I was built for the smile and greet a guest type shit. My dad always did that white guy small talk with strangers growing up. But holy fuck I'm glad I only did it for a few years

The average Jow Forumsraeli would do just this. You know all the wagecuck taunt threads? Imagine that same sentiment irl

>pay him a very generous but competitive market salary for a professional and grant him the health benefits of the company
That’s just not how you make billions. In fact this attitude prevents it.

n=1
Your wall of text has been refuted.

You say that now but you have never worked for the (((rich))) before. They get off on making you suffer as much as possible.

I know a guy that was asked to find a very specific cup of coffee for his master as he was waiting for his plane at the airport, he spent all day to get this cup of coffee only for him to take a sip and then throw it in the trash.

slave

"Wealth work"
Including dance, wagie DANCE

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I know that guy too

No one forced him to take the job. Could have easily said "no".

This is the most hilarious pajeet larp I've ever seen.

How much does it cost to hire the services of one of these wagies? I may be interested in finding a personal ass wiper as my ass is never clean and constantly needs to be wiped, I will pay a whole $8 an hour for the wagie who does this for me.

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Very good sir.

It's a two-way street. I was a computer technician at a mansion for awhile. The guy I worked for was a genuinely decent man who found success in publishing and lifted himself out of poverty back in the 80s. If his friends and family were ever in trouble, he was the guy who bailed them out for decades.
Every single person around him saw him as a moneybag. The second he went broke, almost everyone he knew and associated with vanished. He sold whatever he had left and moved to the South Pacific.
That said, all his maids were illegals and he paid them cash. Coincidentally, he supported open borers and raising the minimum wage. Kek
I briefly worked at a private club that was the place to be for all the hotshots and successes in my area. Before that, I waited tables in one of America's wealthiest "urban villages" (that's how I got that computer job). Celebrities, Fortune 500 CEOs, and politicians used to frequent the restaurants there all the time.
It was fun at times. If you can show them a good time while they're out, it can take you many places.
It wasn't the worst life. You're surrounded by qts and a lot of the regulars are good people with nice families.
Nerve-racking boomer moments slowly turned my stomach.
The worst people typically weren't very wealthy. They are used to having paid staff.
The worst, by contrast, were usually mid-level corporate types. They make a living better than most. Though they may pretend to be charitable, they treat the poor with an arrogant form of pity and they treat all those who are better off then they are as undeserving of it.
They have it better off than most slaves, but they know they're slaves as much as they'd like to deny it.
Jokes on you, I blew my back out and can't work so ha

reading about epstein, it's amazing to watch how much their ego inflates when they get money.
>preserve his seed for eternity
>chess set of nude models of his employees
>hallways full of fake eyeballs
>naked girl pictures in every room

>They have it better off than most slaves, but they know they're slaves as much as they'd like to deny it.
this is in the back of their mind every second of their waking life. It kills them thay they are not the big shot and their idiot boss is

The tragedy of the upper-middle class is that they're the poverty children of wealth. They think they're ambassadors among the proletariat when they're just rinky-dink bourgeoisie. Rightly, no one cares but them.

So he basically had to do nothing all day.

I admit I'd want a wagie "entourage" people to do all the shit that normal people wouldn't get paid for.

They'd have to play all the games I want to play, tell everyone how cool I am, dress how I want them to dress, go to the gym with me, and cosplay as whoever I want them to cosplay as at whatever convention we go to. Basically friend simulators who HAVE to do whatever I tell them to. Boy, to have that power would be great.

> In b4 sex and degenerate shit

Nah, enough of those fucks around. I want people who will do normal friend stuff that no one does anymore.

all men are naturally obedient. like a dog its not even a philosophical topic to debate but you could realize that if you know an ounce of your history

Fuck you and learn math. I have the BTC receipts to prove it.

Have friends

Alternate baby wipes and toilet paper. Very consistent.

plus you could choose to be called "jeeves" and act all stoic/wise.
Shit would be fun af

>Step 1: Create a website
>Step 2: Make sure your website has a steady stream of visitors
>Step 3: Implement hCaptcha on your website
>Step 4: Profit..

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>Do you know what slavery was?
Cheaper than paying whites?

as someone currently in this, i have some insight.
1. the wives/daughters of the rich, who are not independently rich themselves, absolutely SEETHE with resentment.
2. the vast majority of the time, they just want someone to listen to them bitch and complain, and it is for all intents and purposes never about you. they just need a set of ears.
3. you have to really fuck up to get paid attention to, if at all. as long as you appear to be doing your job when they look at you, you can fuck off for the rest of the time.
4. these people are mostly miserable because they have no purpose. this applies to the children more. they have no need to put effort into anything, and so they dont. the meme "oh kids act out to get attention" is 100% correct when it comes to the wealthy.
5. they are actually surprisingly pliable when it comes to tipping, they care greatly about keeping up appearances, its one of the few purposes they have. ive gotten mid triple digits tips that way by very subtly implying that thats what the neighbors do.

t. massage therapist with clients on jupiter island and palm beach island

The more I read about this guy the more I like him.

>get paid $300,000/year to wear nice clothes, eat good food, and spend your work-day in a mansion
What's the downside here?

fucking kek'd at this post

>they treat the poor with an arrogant form of pity and they treat all those who are better off then they are as undeserving of it.
it's insecurity, on some level they realize they both belong to the same working class so they pathetically fail trying to increase the social distance by humiliating the staff.

If you have to work to sustain a normal lifestyle, you're working class, full stop. It doesn't matter if you have a nice office or work in a factory, those are only inter-class distinctions.

Can you give us some examples why being another family member to a rich family would be so bad?

What do they talk about? How expensive their new limited edition purse is?

do you jerk them off too,you know a quick rub rub aka happy ending ?
some fat tips right there bro

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why care about money when you can be a part of SNTVT and really make things shine in 2020.

source?
was this in the papers they released recently?

>Working in a clean mansion
>Pay is probably $30-50 an hour +tip if you work with a nice rich person
>Job doesnt take much effort
>They might even give you a room
This basically housework but you get paid alot of money

>i think most wealthy people would prefer whites over shitskins to serve them
I think they prefer shitskins, they feel more powerful like back in slave times

You watched too much anime.

Nope, niggers waste time and are hard to instruct. Slavery ended and the industrial revolution took off, that's how bad it was.

Lots of classic rich asshole story's in this thread. I find it sad people believe you have to be an asshole to be rich, its not a requirement however and in fact almost traps them. Rich people who are assholes often got rich exactly because they are an asshole, they stepped on peoples heads all the way up the ladder with a ferocious me first attitude and if they stopped now they would undoubtedly be poor. No larp however my grandfather is almost a billionare, about 750mil nw, he is the former CEO and current chairman of the board for one of the largest multinational insurance companies in the world. He got where is not by being an asshole but because he focused on making himself better, he is more intelligent then anyone I have ever met and makes very high level desicions very quickly. our family is mormon and he follows the doctorine to a fault almost in both career and personal life, he got where he is by being the best not by being ruthless. One of my biggest regrets actually is that I have not gone the path he intended, I have not gone to college or on a mornon mission and I know that makes him sad even if he does not mention it.
Despite the occasional offhanded boomer comment about lazy waiters on the ride home I have never once seen him be an asshole to anybody. He understands when something needs to be done and makes sure it gets done by following up when necessary, but does not have time to waste berating people or being rude to them. If you are of the opinion it is a requirement to be an asshole to be rich you are wrong, and are just an asshole looking for an excuse because you are not willing to put in the work to be a rich man with a conscious.

You pay them $270,000/year to live in a shack they own 5 mile walking distance away from the mansion.

Is Romney your Granfather? lmao

>Massage therapist
I bet you get a lot of tips. "Just the tip"s.

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No, I doubt you would find who he is, it's not consumer insurance.

Romney is not really mormon either, i actually knew a few people who lived in his ward and they say he never really came to church and would always have these parties he would invite some of the high level church officals too but would always be drinking wine with the politicans and it was bassically a token invite to say "I back the church up you back me up"

> He got there by making himself better
Lmao you actually believe this when we're talking a giant insurance Corp presumably.
I want to bet he fucked over a lot of people hardcore.
Like playing dirty office politics, telling career-ending lies aboit competitors for the same position, and appropriating other people's work.

Those things are a requirement in the places I worked to become middle management.

Lmao you stupid mutts live in a plutocracy and still haven't realized it. Your Gini Index will get you a revolution

Nope, im being honest with you, theres not one story of him fucking someone over. He got where he is because he can still do calculus lightning fast in his head at 70 years old and bassically invented the game as far as corporate insurance goes. I'm sure he inadvertently fucked people over just by the nature of money, most likely the american taxpayers, but never once did he step on peoples heads. You have to remeber the only insurance that was big buisness back then was life time isurance, there wasn't exactly a slave whipping money printing atmosphere until alot of the enviroment and laws changed in regards to insurance.

Don't know how much I can trust you, knowing the history of hatred for the Church of Jesus Christ by the general public. Though, I figured that ever since his 2012 presidential run he didn't seem too devoted. Especially since he went to that closed door meeting with representatives from large corporations during his election.

t. member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Also, please nobody reply to me if you're looking for religious debate. That's what Jow Forums is for.

It's true. T. Former LDS Yale First SLC member, went to church with Oaks when he lived there, this was before he ran for president actually so most church members outside his ward didn't even know who he was kek. We had quite a few familys from Mass. Move there from his ward during the time.
Eastern seaboard LDS just isn't the same as in the west, they don't take it very seriously over there to be honest. Not to diss as i am not a church member anymore, I just grew up in the middle of nowhere mormon ville wyoming and wasnt used to the laissez faire morminism the east practices when I started traveling.

I do still watch conference though, dont think I missed your careful word selection, I just think mormon is still more apt

look at dis housenigger

>they don't take it very seriously over there to be honest
Sounds about right. My sister lives in NY, while I live here in Oregon. She tells me about the same you do. Mostly that they are less rigorous about following teachings such as The Word of Wisdom.

Your family desu, no one will tell you what kind of asshole he is on the job.

-t work in b2b insurance

>10 years from now
>neet chilling in mansion bought by a single Link
>sentry guns constantly gunning down crowds trying to storm across the 20 acre front lawn trying to get my Linkies
>stroll naked across my mansion to the built in McDonald's
>wagies strapped into chains while constantly making big macs
>order big Mac with extra sauce
>start wacking off while maintaining eye contact with cashier wagie
>at this point, wagie is used to it
>shoot load onto floor
>"wagie clean up this spill at once before someone falls"
>laugh as wagie shuffles over on chains to get down on knees to start cleaning
>"one Big Mac with extra sauce for Mr. Stinky"
>"thank you wagie, I'll see you all again in a bit. Keep those big Macs coming"
>kick over shackled wagie while scrubbing out my load
>stroll back to computer listening to the thundering sound of sentries
Oh yeah I think we made it

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cringe

based

Reported.

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Indeed.
Case in point - When I used to do basic IT stuff like troubleshooting e-mail clients or installing Windows for ridiculous amounts of money, those types of people used to call me a "genius" and a "wizard".
Then I decided to switch to toolmaking. It's a very difficult trade to get good in and it takes years of effort before it really pays off, but it seems that almost no one knows what it is. If I bring up what I do to them now, I appear to be associated with the image of a lowly "factory worker" by almost everyone. It's all a bit silly.
I don't understand the question. Are you saying that butlers are considered blood?

kek. what an honor

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A genuinely nice guy likely wouldn't have a house keeper/butler even if rich. Maybe a cook whose food and skills he could laud and appreciate. Preferably with company. But somebody who cleans up after his shit? Nah.