Business idea:
>take a loan
>buy a big flat for flatsharing
>pay the loan with roomates rents
>only rent to 9/10 girls
>no pet or bf allowed
>live in one of the room
>hide the fact that im the owner somehow
>???
>thots pays you to live with you, you can intercept all their internet traffic, steal their panties and even have the collective bathroom next to yours and install a big two way mirror to watch them take a shower
what do you think?
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Damn user, you're a genius! Ngl, I'm kind of embarassed that I didn't think of this myself!
The only problem is that the state will rape you when the inevitable uppity nigger, jew, dyke etc. reports you for discriminatory rent practices. Good idea in theory tho.
im kidding about the pervy stuff OBVIOUSMLY
but seriously though, how is it a bad idea?
>makes you move to a place where real estate is cheaper like next to some uni in a small town
>cure your loneliness and you can select roomates as you please if the area is high demand
>20 years loan slowly getting paid while you get to live surrounded by social people going somewhere
>end up owning the big flat for yourself in the end or even before if you get tired of flatsharing and decided to invest some more elsewhere
taking out the loan part, thats really cleaver
i'd buy an apartment and do that for sure
i guess the hard part is just to get girls that will agree to live there with you being the only man
Where the fuck are you going to find and/or entice 9/10s to move in?
I think you're overestimating the quality of people who rent rooms like this
>discriminatory rent practices
idk what that is, not a burger, in here it's legal to rent some rooms from your main residence with a regular rent contract
only thing is owning only one flat and staying in one room would make the profit low if you consider taxes, maintenance etc
but as part of a wider real estate investment project, it should be doable
in here we only have controlled rent in some areas, the rest is offer and demand
i guess you would need at least two or three flat filled with tenant for the project to be economically viable and probably some money already for the banker to trust you and give a go to the loan
Right to left: no, yes, no, maybe
why the long face(s)?
university area or equivalent, or next to a small city with a big hospital or something like that
basically a crowded, growing area where real estate is cheap but where demand is guaranteed
if you have that and a solid cashflow, allowing you to not drawn if one room is temporarily empty so that you can find another tenant
with students for example staying approx. a year or so, you can pretty much do casting couch type interview and even better have your first hot tenant recommend the flat to her hot friends
You can do this in Japan as you are allowed to say no guys allowed in the premises.
Retarded idea, way more trouble than it's worth, probably relatively low profit margin with possibility of legal issues far outweighing the benefits.
>hello user i made some toasts, want some?
>also have you heard the bad news, the owner is about to raise the rent for next year, too bad i can't leave before i get my diploma
>going to take a shower now, "giggle" don't peak
Very legal and very cool!
Thanks for wasting a thread for this, retard, but it's better than the fucking crypto larpers.
High IQ chad here - Location Location Location.
Find me a condo in downtown LA, NYC, Miami and I will find you 9/10 girls to rent them out.
Jokes aside why in the world would you want to live with a bunch of girls. I prefer my own place with my own peace of mind, last thing I need is annoying girls dirtying up my place. Yes O, girls are fucking annoying as room mates, have fun with the hair situation. Hair in the shower, hair on my blazer which gets found by another girl while on a date. Bad ROI.
what legal issue?
well i don't know about other countries but in here it's perfectly legal to accept a tenant or not, you don't have to give any explanation as to why you refuse someone
obviously you can't say directly you only take hot girls but like, you're free to rent to whoever you want
i agree the profit margin would be damaged by your presence in the flat, but it's probably an acceptable loss if you own several flats you use for flatsharing and just happen to live in one
also you don't have to hide the fact you're the owner since your name will be on the automated monthly bank transfer anyway but you can certainly stay vague about it or use a fake firstname and make some shit up
or just plain admit you're the owner and get pussy because you're an entrepreneur and not a faggot studying gender art like their friends
how is that illegal in your shitty country exactly?
perfectly legal in mine to rent rooms of your appartement to tenants
it's legal if it's your main home or secondary regardless of if you're living in it at the same time or not
obviously the sniffing ip traffic or watching them shower is illegal but meme aside how is it illegal for you?
do you have some laws in the us saying you can't rent a room of your home or a law saying you can't have only female tenants in whatever building, flat you own?
actually in my country flatsharing have a pretty nice ROI in terms of taxes and shit
it's one of the prefered type of renting along with short duration renting like rbnb and the like
most profitable than a normal renting since you have more tenants paying rent on the flat
only downside is more vacancy (can be a problem if you paying a loan) and degradation since youngster or students can trash the place if you pick them wrong
you can't obviously create serious passive income with one flat, especially if you occupy one of the room, but if you're already a real estate investor and own like three or for, it can be done
>I cant rent my property to whoever i want
Must be fucked up to live in a shit hole of a country
I rent a room of my flat all the time on airbnb, but i choose to pre approve always, i never let niggers come in
In that case rent to a high income individual. My case still stands.
>why in the world would you want to live with a bunch of girls
i don't but considering the amount of beta posting on the board and since im learning shit about real estate these days, i thought it would be a nice idea to share
i did simulations and it would be doable with loans and leverage to create about three or four flatsharing in a building you buy and let the rents pay the loan slowly with a positive cashflow
the living with them part is humor but could actually be a good way to invest AND find a gf or become social again for some lonely beta instead of trading shitcoins in the dark and never making it
20 years of party ending with you owning a million bucks of real estate you can then sell or keep renting, also you get to empty and live in one of the giant ass flat once you made enough in like 15 - 20 years (possibly with one of your former tenant)
OPs virginity is leaking through the post. You think living with multiple girls is going to be fun? They aren't going to want to fuck you any more than any other girl, with the added benefit of them totally fucking over your house and bills. Think they're gonna pay the rent? They're not gonna pay the rent. They are also disgusting, shit will be everywhere and the bathroom will be even worse. They are also gonna be fucking each other's dudes and fighting with each other. Fighting over the asian bitch that cooks fish in the microwave and how the fat one likes the AC too cold. Really OP, this is a terrible idea.
at least i learned you can't rent to whoever you want in some countries, that must suck
and im not talking about rbnb stuff where you get ratings and comments
in regular renting, how the fuck does that work, do you have state issued roomates or you're forced to accept any wannabe tenant without even looking at their financials and file?
Do you have to have a male/female age group balance? genuinely curious
1 why would you accept a fatty or an asian girl?
2 my main point is a business idea giving making you a millionaire in 20 years invested in real estate with zero initial investment, just need a loan a let the leverage effect do its job slowly
you just have to find several nice big flats or even buy the entire building and arrange the flat for flatsharing
this kind of cucked lifestyle is the future, but if you wan't to invest in a ski resort short duration studio during a climate crisis, be my guest
this also can be done without a loan as a one time all in with your finances if you have any or have some friends in the trades who can help you doing the work needed on an old building in a relevant area
What is this, business forums for middle schoolers? I don't care what you saw on the late night infomercial, no one is giving you a loan without any money. The point is this plan works better by just buying houses and renting them to families, without getting caught up with the least-accountable demographic possible as your primary customers.
Not sure how renting like that works, i just get paid by the app and dont have to worry about contracts.
That said, i did put a camera in the room one time that a smoking hot bitch stayed for 3 days here, a fisheye light type
didn't say with no money i said with zero initial investment, meaning you don't have to use your savings in one go and can keep them and take a loan instead to leverage and keep your saving where they are to keep your bank credibility high
i agree renting to students is a gamble though especially degenerate zoomers but it's more profitable than renting to a family in the same volume
that's why i included the "being there" part to "monitor" everything
Being there might help, but will be a total nightmare. How about this. Instead of renting to college students in some shitty flat, buy a mansion and rent rooms to professional men. Like an 8-10 room mansion with all the goodies, and charge each dude like $2500 a month. Live in maid, prepared breakfasts and dinners M-F, the works. Overnight guests only on weekends, live in awesome bro house.
depend of the country i guess, it may or may not be a solid business idea depending on how taxes and renting works where you are
>i did put a camera in the room
ideal Jow Forums landlord profile right there
let me guess, you would be the maid right?
making morning pancakes for suits and letting them fuck you in the ass during rent black fridays discounts deals
Thats gay dude
Also, the only people that rent like that are broke af, no one is gonna pay $2500 to share a place lmao
No retard, you stay in one of the rooms for free and manage the place.
All right then, have fun with your maxi pads and catfights.
lmao brah you realize a room at even the most top tier college is bout 1k including utilities, thats if its a 4 person room
come on Jow Forums you know you want to
you could have friends and shit
Are you 12 or 14?
black chad here - Who's lived exclusively with women.
I've done the roommate thing with girls from 16 - 23yrs. At one point I lived with 4 girls me being the only guy.
1 - You never ever ever ever ever never ever want to have sex with your girl room mate. That is the ultimate cardinal sin.
2 - Girls are indeed incredibly messy. You will find hair everywhere. In your shower, in your cereal, and makeup smeared all over the furniture after one to many jello shots
3 - Girls will find a way to blame you for everything even if its not your fault.
4 - You are wanting to live in a house with 9/10 girls? Then invest in the best ear plugs you can possibly find. The ones that custom fit and mold into your ear. Why? You are going to be hearing each and every single girl getting fucked out of their brains by guys like me, Dan Bilzerian, and the entire saudi royal court.
Remember this: Women will use her sex appeal to get what she wants, and if that doesn't work she will flatter raise and praise your ego.
>You never ever ever ever ever never ever want to have sex with your girl room mate. That is the ultimate cardinal sin.
so that's what they told you heh? and you believed it
>Girls are indeed incredibly messy
what if their rent pay for the repairs
>Girls will find a way to blame you
what if you're their landlord tough
>You are going to be hearing each and every single girl getting fucked out of their brains
stream it to the internet and make another profit?
>she will flatter raise and praise your ego
but she'll still need to pay her rent to contribute to me being a millionaire in 15 years
*sigh* Look, you are your own person. Feel free to do whatever you want. I'm only speaking from experience. Seems like you are already sold on the idea.
>what if you're their landlord tough
I knew a guy who did what you're thinking about doing. He now lives alone.
Dude if you are so high iq why didn't you realize OP is basically planning on being a cuck? Stacy is going to have Chad beating those guts and eating OPs food.
He doesn't get it, he thinks it'll be like a porno movie or something. They aren't going to pay the rent, they are going to make huge fucking messes and having a male landlord on site is just going to empower them to try their manipulation tactics, which will definitely work on thirsty ass OP. Based roasties I guess, get that free rent.
i don't plan to do anything like this at all, just trying to be innovative here and a little bit more ambitious than flipping ebay items
im shitposting but the idea is both viable and can make you a millionaire actually owning an entire building in 20 years that you can then split and seel flat by flat for a huge profit if the real estate market doesn't crash or create another bubble
>get enough saving so you can afford a small building in a small growing city
>don't actually buy the building but ask for a loan guaranteed by your savings instead and buy it that way
>delayed loan let you do some paint work and shit on the building, you start paying it back about a year after when you already have tenants in place
>their rents are enough for the loan to pay itself also letting you a passive income you can use for repair (you also still have your savings)
>passive income + loan leverage + 20 years
>???
>you know own the building and can either sell it with a profit thanks to prices in 2040 or just sell some of the building's flats
>1M+ real estate investor with a nice retirement plan
also that's worse case scenario where you don't keep doing it until you own like 30 buildings
>banker see everything is going well and you're making a profit with your first investment
>you still have your savings intact to back another loan
>you repeat the process until your debt become a concern for the banks, but by then you have enough profit to directly reinvest or you can use your savings
>etc
>Using other peoples money
Honestly thats not a bad.
Dan Pena's info is on various torrent sites but I think he lays out multiple ways on how to use other people's money to start businesses. He states it's the best way to build true wealth as you are not using your own money
user you can get a good prostitute for 500 to 1000, so....
i dunno user, sounds like you need to actually put some effort into this. and you need to get a loan approved. yeah i think we both know you're just posting for the lulz here.
Don’t deal with the hassle user rent to an elderly couple or do air BnB
what if i give this to my banker?
I still don't understand. If the loan is "secured" by your savings, how is it any different than if you just made a down payment. Surely you are not suggesting that you could then spend the "savings" that is securing the loan? Whether it is tied up in a bank account as collateral, or it was used as a down payment, it's not available to you. And a mortgage with no payments for a year, on top of your "secure savings"? No bank offers this, unless you are wealthy enough to get special treatment.
you are correct the savings would be unavailable for building maintenance, you would have to keep a another security saving aside or generate enough cashflow to afford maintenance later
given that you invested in a sound and healthy building with a good roof, recently changed eletric and water boxes all in working order etc with no need to spend after the initial refresh job you did with money included in the initial loan
well MAYBE, if you use the more correct term:
one way mirror
my friend in Palestine/Israel did just that. he bought a condo with 5 rooms while he was in college. only allowed European women to live with him. it was always parties there, day and night. people refer to it as Club Ramallah
a one way mirror would be a regular mirror
(you can only look at it one way)
a two ways mirror let you look at it from both sides (one being opaque and the other letting the light pass through)
but yeah english is retarded
also from what i know a "delayed" loan or whatever it's called in english is a common thing for real estate investment loans since you usually need some time to get tenants, refresh the place etc
i may need to dig deeper into that aspect though but i know for sure arrangements can be made
a one way mirror is called a one way mirror because it is only a mirror from one way
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>"Two-way mirror" redirects here.
>A one-way mirror, also called two-way mirror
google: "one way mirror" 1 030 000 results
google: "two way mirror" 534 000 results
not english so your problem
im uncut btw
me too, not english and not cut
we're like twins! just im better at english and know how to use quote links
what if we all invest together and we shift between the control room and pretending to be random tenants?
every internet traffic would be redirected to one server so we could log their connections and even serve them random webpages like a dummy real estate blog warning people the rents are about to go up in the area or women's blog saying the new best thing is too have sex with your landlord
we could also have pigs or some sort of oven to get rid of the bodies
have roomates
won't work. don't be ridiculous. imagine if you put housing level money into something like UND and 100x'd in 1 year. this is what's possible if you aren't retarded.
>>don't peak
what did she mean by this?
Rent to Asians near colleges
Low rate of defaulting
They are also less likely to cause problems
However, there's a risk of disasters and shit like that, so it isn't just free money
she still think you're that new guy david and don't know about you being the landlord
she also think you look ok for a "mature" guy
she obviously don't know about the two way mirror in the bathroom
yeah the asian harem could be an option
also throwing one or two hard working students fat obese asian guys in the mix so they can have their harem fantasy and never leave the flat
in case of vacancy they would instantly recommend this heavenly flat to their pals and i would have a long waiting list
yuck, ugly trannies
>>take a loan
>>buy a big flat for flatsharing
Problem
>Have an income and deposit big enough to get a loan on a big flat.
lol prepare to hear them screaming with tyrone all night
3>4>2>1
OP sorry but you're not gonna find 9/10 girls.
I used to do this. I rented out rooms to girls only.
Hard to find hot girls.
Once you have sex with them they start becoming late with their rent.
They will find your cameras.
They will try to sneak in guys. If it is against your rules.
Most of the time they just go straight to their room and avoid any interactions with you.
Goodluck
>climate crisis
Oh lawdy, you're one of those co2 is bad retards?