/smg/ - Stock Market General

existential mouse crisis edition

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Previously, on Day of Our Lives:

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fuck trump

Head back to pol little man

So this is another 5th of August, which everyone seemingly forgot already. Why shouldn't it bounce back this time?

Did LCIguy kill himself yet? That's the only way I come back to this general.

ITT:
>user loses money
>vows to vote democrat
>gets trump cursed
>loses even more tomorrow
Take the golden bullrun pill, the fire Ryzens user.

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Say what you want, he did NOTHING wrong

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Existential crises are the reddit of angst

have sex

So back to December 2018?

I...OK.

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We already had the golden bull run for the past ten years brainlet

you missed the boat

If today's close is worse than 8.5.19 I'ma vote for Bernie.

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING

i was finally going to fufill my dream of going to japan with my wifes son and now i have to stay here,sell everything,buy canned food and wait for impact

THANKS FOR NOTHING,DRUMPF!!

and I mean in the primary because we all know he's not getting the nomination anyway.

CRAZY INVERTED YIELD CURVE!

why despair? it's golden bear. buy vix and gold and play the game. it's gonna be a fun roller coaster.

It's going to be Warren.

I’m actually concerned he’s not well. That was the dumbest tweet I’ve seen.

fuck jews
fuck the fed
fuck the economy
and
fuck satan

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Impeach orange man

fuck everyone

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"CLUELESS JAY POWELL"

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You know what I think I might have been wrong. It's time to get the SPY puts.

agreed

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lel

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>le reddit rat

SO FUGGN GLAD MY LIMIT SELL ON KOHLS TRIGGERD YESTERDAY!!!
Should've sold CGC maybe instead though... since KSS has that yield.

No matter, dodged like a 12% dip from where I sold. Almost looking tempting, but I think this will be a 2-3 day dip. Just gotta keep those twitter notifications on, just in case.

Sell TVIX/SRTY and buy back after-hours:
Y/N?

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Lad he is literally going down with dementia RIGHTNOW. Pay attention.

needle in your heart

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REMINDER

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Crab kills bulls and bears alike. We scuttlin' out here an' shiet.

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what the fuck is he talking about

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>t.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

you do realize that it would need to drop 2000 points to be comparative to DOW levels today.

dont hate on BASED ORANGE MAN

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Trump is out there, fighting for us.

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this isn't a crab. it's clearly bear.

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THIS
We should have a rule against electing anyone over the age of 60
Trump is losing it
Biden, Bernie, Warren, etc. are all like 70 years old
we need to take the boomers out behind the barn and be done with them

The key to #Winning in this market is with SPY puts Mr. President. I'm quitting the team.

Just did a calculation, he's talking about an 8% drop between two days here.

>you do realize that it would need to drop 2000 points to be comparative to DOW levels today.

>implying it wont happen

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Ratsu this is just the dip right

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Only two more days until vacation!

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Fuck you libtard you ruined this country

Sell. Motherfucking sell now idiots.

i'm one of the few people that hopes it does. more cheapies with higher yield on cost for my dividend portfolio

AMD bugmen absolutely BTFO

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It's not a bear, it's just a really big and strong crab
his grip on these markets is tremendous

he has felled many newfags and redditors this year already. their money offered up to the market makers, their spirits shattered

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Not even American, small brain.

I was right. I was always right

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Hey, this is my first time buying boomer stock. How should I go about it? I'm a Brazilian monkey btw, so I don't really know if I can use international brokers.
I want Activision Blizzard shares.

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kek, bulls keep trying to buy the dip and failing hardcore.

yes cerritos

>CRAZY INVERTED YIELD CURVE
Powell literally gave Trump a cut a couple weeks ago. Does he want the Fed to continue dropping the rate? What the fuck is wrong with him? Does he not give a fuck about inflation?

Wait a year idiot. Then you can buy them cheap.

muh inverted curve to make goys panic. reminder that dating back to recessions since 1969 the median period of time between 10-2 inversion and the onset of a U.S. recession is 19 months.

If you're not an American your opinion literally doesn't matter. Piss off.

this time isn't different with 14 trillion in negative yielding bonds!

Have sex, Incel.

that's what i said last week: not buying amd because i smell a retrace candle coming next week

friendly reminder!

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Who is /hoping for hard brexit and china tariffs/ here? Can't wait to triple my money

Chairman Bags,

What should I look up to find some good trend analysis for SPY?

I usually trade the SPXL/SPXS combo and could use some insight on the S&P 500 indices.

What I'm considering buying isn't the point. I just want to know if I can use international brokers as a Brazilian, and how I should go about it.

> t. Shill orange chetto hate

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putCHADs ww@

*ting* *ting* *ting*

I have an important announcement to make.

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Trump is an ignorant boomer. But that's why the office of an independent federal reserve chairman exists, why it is so important.
Trump will blather on twitter for the next decade.
Jerome will keep the economy chugging along.
As long as Jerome is in the drivers seat, trump can't do too much damage

Based

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REMINDER THAT AMERICA IS UNSTOPPABLE
AND THAT ALL CHALLENGERS HAVE FAILED

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reminder that the market and public sentiment goes to shit well in advance of the formal definition of a recession

>STARTS USING A TRIP ON HIS FIRST VISIT TO /SMG/

Uhhhh... looks like we've got another one

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The bottom is here. I've loaded up

no one will believe me but i made over 500k playing options from a 20k initial investment and down to sub 15k as of today's market.................... i should have put everything in fucking shitcoin like chainlink. i fucking hate trump so much, i cant believe i voted for him FUCK im voting bernie

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The only thing worse than that is a namefag with trips.

At least he's not a paid shill like the lci trip fag.

ym trying to put in a bottom here. 2850 smacking it down again.

What...what just happened? I know wall street is having a terrible day, but most stocks are just down something like 2%-3% and this is..more than double
What the actual fuck, I can't find any news about this either

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FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
AAAAANNNNDDDD
FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!

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The thing is it's been proven that the low rates actually don't cause inflation. Asset inflation maybe, but not price inflation for general goods.

Why? Because of the deflationary effect of imported goods from China and other low-cost manufacturing countries.

Trump wants rates cut so he can go hard on China. Remember the day of the rate cut on the 29th, what did Trump do IMMEDIATELY afterwards?

He voiced his displeasure about only getting a .25% cut and then on the following monday:

He made a Tweet about tariffing China on August 1st.

Why is he backing off now? Because some kinda of data must have got him spooked.

Maybe it's an uptick in inflation from the tariffs.

Maybe it's the yield curve.

But whatever it is he is flailing.

kek

LARP

markets are not rational actors my AAL is putting up 52 week lows on the back of good news kek I might have to average down yet again.

analfarmer2?

The stupid African CEO loaded up too much debt my negro.

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F for all those that didn't go all in on TVIX.

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Reminder.

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Correction, the FOMC was on the 31st and Trump's tariff tweet was on the 1st.

some stocks go down more when the market goes down
TSLA is more sensitive to recession fears because they're loaded to the gills with debt, and they have some international dependency
AMD is down more than the market too -> AMDs price is based on lots of servers being sold over the next decade. If the economy grinds to a halt, all those future earnings will be significantly decreased under currently projected values

some stocks go down less than the market too, its all about sensitivity to probabilistic factors

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>>China made no concessions to the United States after President Donald Trump postponed threatened tariffs on some Chinese imports until mid-December, senior U.S. officials said on Wednesday

they smell the weakness.

Hong Kong spooked him. Trump was beating on China but knew he may have overplayed his hand when that blew up farther.

He needs to both make the case that everything sucks very badly enough for a huge rate cut while simultaneously keeping it in control that it stays on track for next election.

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Does rkg still post?

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ay fuck you bish

my mom always writes "save" on newspaper articles and clips them too
lol boomers

They smell like weakness to me
China can act strong all they want, we'll see how they're doing in December

Wow cute feet moar

The real question is can the bugs starve longer than we can stay solvent. We all know that this is what it comes down to. And if HK goes badly for them mainlanders might be more bold in their revolt.

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t. noshares

I see, thanks

Reminder that this is a hoax. It was the Allies that mandated gun confiscation and registration in the Weimar Republic.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.53%, would have been an absolute disaster but the CGC putties I picked up yesterday for earnings instantly did +200%. Daily reminder that this is the second ear pretty much formed on the VIX bun, I expect SPX at 290 this time next week (or I'll look stupid and be mad). No guarantees pls.
Ratsy how did you offload BWL/A? The highest asks were 14.47, you were willing to only make 17 cents a share? My limit at 15.80 didn't trigger of course, I adjusted it down to 15.54, didn't hit. Did you use the ghoast candela?
All that's left now is CGC earnings. Heaven or Hell: CHOOSE

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