/smg/ - Stock Market General

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T-Baby poster did you just call into Cramer asking about AMRN?

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tomorrow turns green right? everyone's gonna want to buy this sweet dip. it seems like a good idea

>(reminder not to say the N-word and to thank your januaries!)
lol wut

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Hey Negros, what's your thoughts on the Oil sector in a pullback, XOM, BP etc.. Good Values or do you think this time around a recession will do permanent damage to big oil?

I'm selling everything except for my defensives.

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ahhh what did he say
did he call the FDA "assclowns"?

we're headed towards zero man
CGC could have saved the global stock market but unfortunately they are Canadian stoners

Thank you Januaries for doing it at minimal recompense!

I heard that too! but wasn't really listening. I think Cramer is making case for multiday selloff... I hope I get a nice re-entry point tomorrow for TVIX and SRTY.

Bought some SCHD after the close, and a fuckload more CGC. Would like to flip some but probably gonna be bagholdan...

pwofit I wanted to tell you I talked to a guy last month you'd probably hatehatehate. I don't know what your current opinion on the bloodline thing is, but from what I could tell it's maybe not true. This dude was a brainlet! Did NOT get Gampy's powers

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Green day tomorrow. Pretty sure.

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>his id is cat

holyshit NICE post my dude

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>I don't know what your current opinion on the bloodline thing
bloodline thing?

Needles in her shoulders
Needles in her hips

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this is now kot threda

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XOM from the dow30 has the highest starting yield since the 90s. Bullish on this dip

I've never seen this much green in the whole galaxy before.

cat id, utterly based.

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You’re not the guy catching knives, you're the fool catching falling boulders.

lol every single person in this room looks like they would be absolutely terrified to see me irl desu

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did you check out the yield on IVZ though goddamn

can't load up on XOM yet, if oil was already down to 46 it would feel safer
too much dependence on crude prices (I know they aren't exactly a one-trick but still)

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>pic
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Only if you promise tomorrow is a mega-green day.

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Im well aware of IVZ but I think in that sector youre better off buying BLK.
XOM is a div aristocrat shilled by Colleen Moore herself. Being on the Dow30 makes it multitudes better than most stocks and is currently rubbing the bottom bollinger

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y'know, how people say that certain people set up material circumstances so they can reincarnate into their descendants. If it's true they neglected to set up their grandkids to not be retarded lmao

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I can't believe Exxon Mobil has a 5 % dividend at the start of a recession and pullback, that's crazy, if they can keep up cash flow the dividend could be 8-9% before this is all over.

Your BB doesn't account for WTI-price dependence

oil is still over $54 (!) right now. No matter what the TA for XOM shows, it can get banged up by externalities a lot harder than most of the stocks you're used to. just consider that buying a commodity-driven company is a different situation than buying JACK solely based on the charts

IVZ and BX are my babies, BlackRock not so much. Of course I end up holding a bunch of BLK anyway through my mutual fund accounts, so w/e

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Holy shit he is still tweeting.

This is just fucking sad. Futures aren't buying his shit either.

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>h-he'll "humanely" deal with hong kong guise, I totally care about those protestors
>he's a great leader, wanna meet?
that's fucking pathetic on another level

great, trump says the tariff delay is helping china more than them, navarro is claiming the tariff delay is to help america more than china. they really got their stories together don't they? must be great to be america, can't ever be wrong in any position they take. lol

よかった......

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Actually it does mister. You imply I dont take that into account but Ive traded oil for years.
The BB strat will always work on Dow stocks

dmg ctl

Needles in her shoulders
Needles in her hips
Please translate to english
you fucking nip

>Trump scared about HK protesters
Same working class movements will happen in the US. Your time is over porkies ;)

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Xi knows how to deal with an enamored suitor like this. The next actions are obvious.

He will play hard to get for another couple weeks, enticing Trump's manly urges even further, further than he even though was possible.
Beginning of September comes, Trump is losing his mind with lust thinking about a juicy trade deal with his best friend Xi. He remembers what Xi smelled like in Osaka, what they ate together. He looks down, and there is a text message received on his phone from an unknown number. The text just says, "hey". Nothing else. Trump knows what it means, he feels it in his soul. Tariffs.
It's going to be a romantic September lads.

well alright then

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>my stock porfolio years gain, consisting of nothing but index etfs, gets wiped out in two days
>still up on Bitcoin despite the plunge
/smg/ is up there with the pajeet scammers except the scammers here wear suits and have official sounding titles.

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Pre-market futures are down too. Hard to say until Japan/HK/Korea markets open, it's still only like 7-8 AM over there. But it ain't looking good

お前は馬鹿か?
>they really got their stories together don't they?
Ross just today claimed the hong kong protests are a Chinese "internal matter" lmao

>HK is a working class movement
As usual the marxist outs himself as the dumbest in the room

is this site running slow as fucking death for anyone else?
>inb4 sites ded

this shit no joke took 10 mins to post
wtf????????

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holy fuck ive filled out 5 captchas before this fucking posted

and of fucking course, the post failed
im sry guys, i think im outta here
hopefully this one gets thru

this is beyond my control
looking at shit rn, maybe next week? idktbh

>y'know, how people say that certain people set up material circumstances so they can reincarnate into their descendants
>they neglected to set up their grandkids to not be retarded lmao
sounds about right
i think if we were dealing with the actual architects of this shit world from ages ago, they wouldnt be so fucking incompetent

also, do you have any more details about picrel?

依存します、秘密を守れますか?

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really i started this year on the end of may, and im just -1,50% red ~280€

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Welp TLT is up another quarter after hours and chinks think this is a game, time for gin.

if this is your final goodbye
Ill keep you in my thoughts during this long bull nap

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> if we were dealing with the actual architects of this shit world from ages ago, they wouldnt be so fucking incompetent
I mean you'd have to assume. I just can't square knowing what his granddad did, what he was capable of, etc with how transparently subnormal IQ his grandkids were. I only met 2 of them, very briefly, didn't really talk about anything more than saying high and a handshake. If anyone has real power it's not an American family, that's for sure lol, it's someone none of us has ever heard of in some weird room in Switzerland, abstracted and fractalized and compartmentalized until they barely do anything at all. Very odd.

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Don't forget guys, money is made when everyone is fearful!

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you were supposed to take profits on TMV during yesterdays half percentile drop

>time in the market beats timing the market
I guarantee whoever says this isn't buying in right now

Seething libtard
Buy the dip

>is this site running slow as fucking death for anyone else?

Working okay for me at the moment. Had some 4chanx bugs the other day but those appear to have been ironed out.

>I only met 2 of them, very briefly, didn't really talk about anything more than saying high and a handshake.

maybe he thought you were a potential assassin so he was in full concealment mode
anyone can act dumb, it's one of the easiest kinds of acting

there are definitely some late-year boomers looking to buy lol
not many, but some
most boomers are thinking about retirement, will never be able to retire, or retired already

I went balls deep on TLT puts buying spree and got a couple christmas tree spreads with every strike from 145 to 141.50... they all expire friday and they're all going to expire worthless.

I bought some SCHD after closing my TIVx and shorts... I’m ngmi

Schwab after hours closes in 20 mins I think? Should I get back in/out?

its working now for whatever reason. at least on pol
i guess it was just freaking out at the pic i was trying to post (i reposted SoSs pic with that chicks ass circled and it REALLY didnt like that for whatever reason)

yeah the shrub family is just that desu
just a bunch of garden ornaments

pappi was the real deal, but even he was just working for some dude higher up the food chain. he was just better at his job

my new running theory is that the entire world at this point is basically under control of the jewish/russian (same thing if u kno what i mean (im sure u do)) mob. as a thought experiment i decided to look for actual russian collusion. and i found it. look up how meyer lansky and his buddies sold out/killed all their old italian buddies, started working for OSS, then brought half the ruskie mobsters over to israel on extradition.
weweweewwewewewe

its usually just me tbqhwu
thats why i asked
even when i dont get expressly b&, recaptcha just goes full satanic and makes it impossible

also, can you say boris berezovskys name on here?
i feel like i remember getting autob& for that before

huh, guess not

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nah my nigga was straigh smol-brain, his cousin was worse though. She could barely articulate a real sentence, just shilled her ghostwritten book on amazon.
13th tribe shit? It's possible

>just shilled her ghostwritten book on amazon
I gotta find some new revenue streams... maybe do some amazon publishing or RKG-tier ERP and findom as an anime instathot... something. I’m afraid to do any of this shit because i don’t want it getting attached to my SSN and following me around.

oof fucking bitch move just deploy the 7th fleet and get this shit started

kek its a general strike AGINST communism. marx didnt see that one coming now did he

I was DCA'ing into Shell and BP and have been JUST'd down another 7%
May go well, may get worse. I don't think RSDA or BP will ever cut dividend so if ur long term should be fine.

>13th tribe shit?
something like that
i have a hard time even calling them jewish desu
they really have almost no relation to any other jews on earth
sadly, its not XTREME enough for anyone to even bother looking into
all the nazi LARPers think im being an apologist for da joos, and everyone else seems to think its fuckng anti-semitic
fug
i like most jews, its like wtf?

>nah my nigga was straigh smol-brain, his cousin was worse though. She could barely articulate a real sentence, just shilled her ghostwritten book on amazon.
lmfao im fuckin dying over here

books or anything like that are a good way to wash money
you print a bunch of them for basically nothing, then pretend to ship them out to bookstores en masse, go on tv and tell everyone how many youve been selling, then just fucking burn all the extras or whatever, and move whatever blood money you want directly into your bank account and report it as "sales".
boom

its funny no one ever questions it
i mean really? who the fuck buys books nowadays?

i know the record industry used to do this all the time in a similar way. talked to a guy who claimed to have worked for atlantic back in the day and he said they would do this kind of shit, and basically sell the records out the back door to smaller stores to avoid having to pay the musicians any money.

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The prospect of watching everyone else lose their money has me more excited than losing my own has me afraid.

aye
should be a good show tovarisch

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>/smg/ in 2022

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There will be opportunities to get out at acceptable price if you wish. Tomorrow may be one of those. Futures pretty deep in the green right now.

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whaddya make of the Jacob Frank thing? That's the lynchpin for the modern era dess, I think there has to be a reason why all the big players in the 19/20th century professed to be atheistic jews. A sort of secularized esotericism as a cryptographic handshake among those aligned with Burroughs-esque Control? The symbols of Atlantean mystery schools as a marker for being in on the joke?
Why tf it lines up so well with the Bible tellin us to watch out for those who profess to be Jews but aren't?

>/smg/ in 2022
guys should i take profits on amd? you guys know i've been riding this thing since the 30s and now that it's in the 15000s, i just think it might be time to retire. what do y'all think?

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This post made me produce over 100 nanolels

Is that HongKong after the PLA curbstomps the CIA-funded ColorTrannyLGBTQFAG Revolution?

Heh, I figured the Red days were about over with so I bought more at bell open right before the Green wave hit. Gotta hit 17.50 before I "break even" but today was a good start. Hope it keeps on rising.

The long game will see lots of Profit heading my way. They (ARMN) got some good press today, another annalist jumped on the train. They listed AMRN at $26 per now. After the Nov/Dec FDA meetings I fully expect that target to move up.

Bought more Dis at the low today, was gonna wait but fuck it, it was close enough. They predict nothing but upside with Dis, $160+ is reasonable.

>/smg/ 3 weeks ago

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By the time soft-giggling slithers out of its box into yours, human snickering is lurching into crisis. Chuckling, lateral genogiggle transfer, transversal replikekking, and cyberloltics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial keks.

I'm about to go rustle up a corgi
I just want one so bad yo

>/smg/ now

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>against communism
a non chinese commie could just say
>they weren't REAL commies
and they'd somewhat have a point, if anything they're getting closer to fascism than marxism

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Don’t user. Get a real asian lap dog. Much better health and easy to handle. Corgis get fat and bark too much.

Have a (u) for the nanolulz

Heh.
anyone else have /smg/kino ancient screenshot collection?

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buy the dip you fucking pussies lows for the years are in

STOP POSTING COMMUNISM THEME SONG

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I hope the lows are here tomorrow, i get paid

>sell stock
>IMMEDIATELY goes up after a microsecond

explain this

These are my trading theme songs.

>lean hogs are +3.56% RIGHT NOW
unironically spy 300 eow

wait what kind of dog is better than a corgi
the ones I knew didn't barks at all
they aren't fat just fluffy, my lap can withstand a corgi, I have a sturdy lap

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If you market sold in to the bid, that is going to happen more often than not.

nice

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Ya I didn't hit up BP back in the day when they had the big Oil spill, thought the company was finished at the time, looks like I might get a chance to buy them cheap again.

The only free labor a commie will ever get from me is when I bury one.

Corgi mixes are pretty fun. It essentially produces a smol stubby leg version of the other breed.

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based af commies don't deserve to be buried though let the dogs eat them

Boys I'm bout to propose

My condolences

>dumped so much more into CGC but didn’t pick up NRZ cheapies
REEEEEeeeeeeee

Lean hogs pumping, bunnies formed, could we be witnessing a TQQQ kind of morning?

Propose what? Do you have a way for me to make back my losses by closing bell tomorrow? If not fuck off.

Woman: can't live with them, can't live without them

whos the lucky lady?