Today is my last full day as a teenager

normal 26yo virgin here
the kiss wasn't worth it

its alright bros, none of its worth it

christ shut up you retard
you don't know anything you're fucking 17
your posts fucking STINK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

happy birthday zoom zoom

you're still a teenager at 19 friend
if you got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all, getting your anger out is a temporary solution, work on what's causing it.

turning 20 and im still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin, i dont have a single girls number saved on my phone outside of family

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hahahahaha wait til you're staring 40 in the face and your life is exactly the same

according to science you're a teenager until 38 anyway
that's when your brain stops growing and you gotta start adulting

tfw the years 18 and 19 dont exist in this peanut brains life dude wut i litearlly said im turning 20. so that means im??????

19. see it wasnt difficult

I'm not even ugly. I had one friend say I look Brad Pitt and another say I'm a Chad. I'm just wagie trapped in his cagie with no women in my life. I even had girls sending me nudes regularly at one point. That and I'm literally autistic.

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Cheer up OP, you're no longer a kid anymore but you are still young. Make your 20s count. Don't waste them. Live life to the fullest. Don't get trapped into thinking you are "running out of time". Do stupid shit, travel the world. Take risks. Build relationships

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can't say the same for myself, im not very good looking, shy, autistic when it comes to girls i guess im your typical incel. tough luck.

dam look like your even more retarded then i though

Just talk to some girls homie. Don't pressure yourself into the stupid Jow Forums narrative of women only go for chads and chad is some perfect alpha male. 'Chads' are just people like the rest of us who generally have high self esteem and practise socialising with women regularly.

Look on the bright side faggot. You could be a 35 year old boomer like me, who made his first major investment in the stock market right before the China trade war. My life is half over, yours is only 25%.

Happy birthday user, I've been in a constant state of existential crisis since I graduated highschool a couple years ago. Just take some acid and keep looking forward. It does you no favors to feverishly analyze your past, unless you find ways to avoid the same mistakes in the future. Just know that there are always new opportunities you can jump for, and never stop trying to be a better person, however that fits your personal criteria.

I remember my 20th, spent it alone on Jow Forums

I'm almost 30 now, got a nice girlfriend and good job though

I worked my 20th bday. Sucked. But then I went home and my buddies were there and we did a lot of coke, dabs, and acid. A coworker that I hung out with decided she wanted to trip and we ended up fucking like 3 hours and I got her pregnant. My gf was so pissed off at me because she was already pregnant. None of them kept my seed, and I was saddened. Now I'm 27 and have no kids and no gf and an even worse job. The point is, have fun and enjoy yourself.

women are a meme

what do you want
you're still young don't piss it away like you're doing now

life itself isn't worth it. but you gotta do it anyway

20-24 were the best years of my life. 27 now and want to KMS every day kek

It's all good OP, work towards self-improvement and your time will come

Happy birthday Op. You're here forever.

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are you holding any bags?

Im 45 and feel young still....so fuck off. Get back to us at 40.

I'm unironically in the same boat...fuck.

kys boomer

you zoomer incels need to learn to stop putting cunny on a damn pedestal and learn that women tell you they want to fuck you without ever saying it because they're illogical and disingenuous. touch your arm? she'll fuck you. sends nudes? will definitely fuck you. laughs at your terrible jokes? will fuck you. sits next to you willingly? guess what, chances are she'll fuck you.

women like to fuck, too, and until you can stop being so goddamn scared of what she'll think if you make a move, she'll only fuck Chad who isn't scared (or maybe is but does it anyways).

never show your hand or express anything more than passing interest until she's asking to be exclusive.

40 year old fag here
I literally want to kill myself
Why could I not be a teenie now with all the fucking information available online.

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hi beir

I'm 23 and virgin, but i kissed one girl, in the moment i barely leave my home and i don't have any friends irl

Still plenty to achieve and do OP

it just gets worse man
fuck you i wish i was 19-20 again

Birthdays and new year was often shameful and painful during my late teen, early 20s. Now i don't even give a fuck.
My last birthday i almost forgot it was my birthday.
BTW i turned into a small time chad, doing combat sports, fucking HB4-5-6 here and there, having a few FWB, but still no social life, because normies are boring and mostly ignorant of vanguard ideas.

It's going downhill from here, jsut so you know.

Kek has blessed your birthday. Very nice, user.

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Same
I'll be 46 in September, still feel 17

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>IT'S ONE DAY OUT OF 365 DAYS AND NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHY IT'S "SPECIAL"
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER????
>MAYBE TELLING PEOPLE ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER???

happy birthday fren!

Wow, I can't believe you all had shitty parenting. I mean, I kinda did too but still made friends and pulled tail easily.
Idk maybe because everyone in my town were sloots. Then college habbened and it was just a free for all.
Anywayz, don't worry fren. Exiting teenage years are gay because you now "know better". People will be less patient with you. Be a man, OP. Take life by the balls and be confident. People will listen whether not you truly know anything. People want leadership and boldness. Be that. Life will be kinda OK if you can do that.

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Yes

>he wants to spend it any other way

You sound like a faggot