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Fuck Drumpf
premptive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA post
this is feeling like a dead cat bounce. anyone else get the vibe too?
Fuck summer fags, fuck niggers and fuck leddit.
China BTFO!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH EHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!!?
Seriously though how long is this going to be propped up for? 9 months before the big one hits? I have no idea
>bounce
Sub-percent isn’t really a bounce
If it's a dead cat bounce it's the shittest bounce in history. So no.
Give it a few hours
>If President Xi would meet directly and personally with the protesters, there would be a happy and enlightened ending to the Hong Kong problem. I have no doubt!
China is going to do something about this blowhard faggot.
It's too volatile right now. Look at sectors, some will get crushed today.
Nah, more like 8 months 24 days and 3 hours. To be exact.
I know this because stuff
>mfw they inverted the yield curve to trigger the algos so they could buy cheapies for the ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL RUN
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alright, this is other red day guys.
A good sailor sails even in the red sea
hmmm
Looks pretty decent for now though
bull market: buy the red
bear market: sell the green
false alarm recession... just a prank check out the camera
d-doesnt that mean masterbate while on period O_O
>Stop freaking out about "the recession"
reddit.com
that's what your mom told me
go home RKG you're drunk
-> Also ACB looks like a bottom reversal wick so far
What are som stocks/currencies worth shorting now?
>I was working my first "real" job in 2008, but the pay was so bad that I was not investing much. Then over the next nine year, I didn't invest one single cent out of fear of another big market drop (just left it in savings). I ran the numbers, and if I had been investing in the S&P 500 at my original rate that whole time, I'd stand to be up about $200,000 at retirement.
>I potentially lost $200k by not investing out of fear of a market turn
This nigger bought the top and is about to get mouthfucked by boomers again LMAO
>He doesn't know about Argentina
お前はもう死んでる。
Getting a bit nervous about this desu
hoping for a -10% day. let's just meme this recession asap.
Reminder that LCI will dump next week
Reminder about the current situation
at this point, QE wouldn't save the economy lol
Nvidia will pump 5% guaranteed
Some shit is brewing with CVS right now
just killed a huge fucking roach in my apartment
goddamn I hate renting
Renting? That's a bad investment, in fact.. not even an investment at all
Fuck China
Screencapped and if it doesn't then I will be sad.
I get em in my house on occasion - my deck is pretty old and apparently they like to congregate around old wood. Just get pest control to come spray baseboards once every 6 months and you'll be fine. You might still find some but they'll at least be dead.
Speaking of which, the government of Hong Kong just lowered local economic growth forecast to 0-1%
Neither is property tax for that matter
spy fucking rallying
I had a problem as well. Buy Roach Combat Gel on eBay or Amazon, and regular boric acid powder in Walmart.
Put the Gel in crevices like under the sink, or near their nest if you can. It worked for me beautifully.
So long eBay, Amazon and Walmart?
House returns over the last 100 years is 1%/year on average.
US stock market return over the last 100 years is 7%/year on average.
7% > 1%.
Buying a house is for morons who failed basic math. Rent and invest the down payment. You will retire 20 years earlier than the home owner with capital locked. Picking out home owners is the easiest way to identify people that have 0 financial sense.
Fuck you dick sucker vegans
>getting angry over burgers
yeah I've been googling around and I'm gonna do that
it's just so fucking annoying to see movement in a studio apartment and realize it's a fucking bug
board related: long $DIS
Oh no don't get me wrong,I love them bc their retardationg is making me money,now the question is,is it them or the meat??
Yeah because I can leave that apartment to my kids and they'll be rent free.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
damn im going to need to up my CSCO position yee yee
The user above is also not mentioning the saved costs from you also not renting. What a cunt.
fug
Just tell me when to buy JPM, /smg/.
Yeah, because homes have no maintenance fees, insurance, or taxes.
This is a typical response from low IQ home owners when faced with the reality that they made a poor financial decision. They'll ignore any home related expanse and lost opportunity cost. Cognitive dissonance is extremely powerful.
Now show us your BYND order history lmao
what's the most well known company that you think pays a dividend but doesn't?
hard mode: can't include a firm with buybacks
Another slow home owner who can't even do basic modelling to figure out that renting still always comes out. Would you like me to show you how to use excel to model this or would you prefer to live in ignorance forever?
Post your models or whatever, I'm interested.
Daily reminder that index funds are unamerican
Do you know why so many people buy real estate to begin with? Just asking
I don’t get it. How is an index fund unamerican
Ok but if you build your own house on your own land you don't have to worry about hearing the neighbors next to you fucking or the neighbors downstairs fighting or the kids above you stomping around when you're trying to just get some fucking sleep before you have to go wage early the next day checkmate atheists
Do you know why so many people attempt to day trade when statistically they will under perform indexes? Most people are morons and have no understanding of basic mathematical principles. Everyone thinks they will win even when it's proven that the majority will lose. If your argument is HUR DUR BUT PEOPLE DO IT SO IT GOOD RITE then you're hopeless. I'm sure next you'll be quoting me some random anecdote where 1 person got rich of real estate. Good luck reproducing that. People do stupid shit all the time. Learn to think for yourself and model it yourself you fool.
renting and buying are personal decisions. there are a lot of benefits, tangible and intangible, that go along with both. it really varies and is subjective to your circumstances and preferences okay guys?
Who else shorting GE atm? Free money
First time I've ever put an option on bynd,just got unjusted from my amd call.
im curious what amount of $ you anons could lose withour giving a fuck. I lost 1500$ because some nigger at nyse delisted PES yesterday, 2 months into the 6 month warning, doesnt feel too awful.
BRK-A?
They're designed to just be average.
how credible is that news about the accounts?
damn nice you won the lottery
Dat SNSS
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Boogie oogie boogie oogie
Not happening much
Based on what?
GE NOW DOWN 15%
Who cares? Just ride the momentum and be ready to close your position. I’m out before the end of today.
The guy seems credible tho, but he is cooperating with a hedge fund with a short position, why I wouldn’t bet on the final outcome of this spectacle.
hot
good work
Jesus fuck you're so stupid. I asked you a simple question and you went on rambling about garbage again.
investopedia.com/articles/mortgages-real-estate/11/key-reasons-invest-real-estate.asp
It's not only about making the most amount of money annually you stupid fucking ape
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
i don't have a position yet, as waiting for a time to scoop cheapies and start writing calls, but don't know about long term.
I’m an accountant at nvidia. They beat by about 8% revenue from pc gaming sales and meet expectations for data center sales.
PHUN was a mistake.
buy LOW, CSCO, MSFT, BLK, JNJ, PH and thank me in 2 years
What the fuck is GE's problem
I wish I bought more GE shorts this morning, I was scared of a dead cat bounce.
It's the guy who whistleblew on Bernie Madoff, delivered the case to the SEC on a silver platter and still got ignored. He hates both political parties and is paranoid as fuck.
Trump tweeting about how dank the economy is today. Clearly doing his cheerleader routine
Some whistleblower compared it to Enron.
It's the whole stock market
whos ready for the ol /trumpypumpy/ tomorrow?
You sure you're not a bagholder at nvidia?
I threw some money in out of morbid curiosity.
I hope it works
THIS MARKET WANTS HIGHER
Full GE Whistleblow Report found here:
fm.cnbc.com
making a huge buy of CGC, about 8k worth.
also gonna buy a few thousand worth of AMRS.
this is the most limpdicked and pathetic rally ive ever seen.