User, I’m the new property manager. Your landlord told me to check out the unit. It will only take a second

>user, I’m the new property manager. Your landlord told me to check out the unit. It will only take a second.

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Certainly sir. Please make yourself at home.

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LINK $1000 EOY

nigger, you need to give me 24 hours notice. You don't think i know my rights, bitch???

Uh, Sir, could you come back at a different time, please? It's rather inconvenient right now, I fear...

My piss-bottles, he doesn't have to see them.

You that's fine just don't touch my dragon dildos they are still wet

for what are you checking? you've shown up unannounced, which can only mean you where in a hurry. be honest, did you forget about until the last minute? ahem

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of course sir. you look parched, would you like a nice cold perrier?

yes sir, don't mind the doo doo on the floor, I normally clean it away pretty quick after I had a little, uh, accident. Also these white stains on the walls, curtains and chairs are .. uh .. paint, yeah exactly, paint.

You need 24 hours to hide your dildos?

Huh, reminds me I have to throw away my piss bottles.

Eww

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

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what if i do?? what if my dildo collection is vast???

Oh fuck my sides

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It's about the principle. I won't show some dickhead my apartment with 0 notice. He can fuck off and come back tomorrow.

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>shoot him
>own muh home and he violated the nap

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It's not your property retards, you're renting it

>he doesn't need 24 hours to hide his dildos
found the dildolet

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Ju...just one minute!

Oh neat, please come back in a day thanks.

>as if i ever answer the door
come back never asshole