/smg/ - Stock Market General

Summer vibes edition

Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

old:

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-16/trump-held-call-with-dimon-moynihan-corbat-as-markets-plunged
mbsy.co/tcBqC
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

memes

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who slacking off at work, buying WORK (slack) ?

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

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Has anyone here invested in developing countries and can share their experience? I want to help the homeland and feel I can through investing. What can I expect? And yes I intend to fuck off back there once I am rich enough to make a difference.
>inb4 what country

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don’t

EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES

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Tim Apple will lift the whole market come September

got all my work done already

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Not necessarily to get rich but to help the homeland develop. Is this realistic at all?

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I'm slacking off work and at ihop right now. Had a doctor's appointment, but kinda didn't feel like working a full day so I am using a half day of pto.

I only have one more day of "sick day" pto, but I'm trying to get hired by the company I am a contractor for, so it's in my best interest to use it anyways before I move.

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F to my puts today

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-16/trump-held-call-with-dimon-moynihan-corbat-as-markets-plunged

>President Donald Trump held a conference call Wednesday amid a plunge in the stock market with three of Wall Street’s top executives -- JPMorgan Chase & Co.’s Jamie Dimon, Bank of America Corp.’s Brian Moynihan and Citigroup Inc.’s Michael Corbat.

>The three chief executives were in Washington for a previously scheduled meeting with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin on banking secrecy and money laundering, according to people familiar with the matter. On a conference call, they briefed the president, who was at his resort in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Always bet on GE. Where is the "you are here" poster

Now we know why he was tweeting so frantically about meeting with Xi.

The bankers told him that would pump the markets.

it would be more helpful to put your money towards govt infrastructure and education projects, assuming they’re not corrupt

a-are we back!?

>assuming they’re not corrupt
Hahaha.

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Green Baby! up 2.24% so far. But overall I'm down -3.09% T Babies, PINS, and VTI are the big gainers today for me.

AMRN not to bad either but It's gotta break 17.50 before I hit even on it.

does RH chart factor in capital gains or does it only track the stocks currently being held

EMERGENCY WEEKEND RATE HIKE INCOMING PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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NO JEROME DONT

what's up with douche bank? it was supposed to crash

TPIC still cheap but seems to be reversing. Probably a good time to get in to ride back up.

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i think its just the value of your port over time so if you withdraw or add money it goes up or down not sure tho

A green candle here and there doesn't mean that it's going up but given the chart it might really make a swing up. They had a massive restructuring so it's not that surprising that the report was a fucking mess. They suffer the same fate as all banks in low yield environment. In the future you will have to pay the banks for keeping your money and given the cashless, digital money trend you won't have a choice. Hiding it under your bed is not an option anymore.

btw, fuck niggers

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quit fucking around and 290 spy

Excuse me sir: are you aware that advertisers do not like racial remarks such as the one you just made? You may force them to pull out of advertising on 4channel. Now don't you feel silly? I'd ask you to please not do it again.

yes... and...?

Can you guys pump AMD another dollar. Got a call expiring today and I would bre grateful.

I will dump it >:)

if dubs GLYC will break $3.40

Nooo, I got 30 bucks on the line

Well I'm done buying/selling for this year. Just gonna kick back and let things ride out for rest of year. Let Drip work till Tax Refund time starts again. Only changes I plan to do is just add to my ETF's when next years Refund hits.

Final composition:

50% - AMRN

40% - T Babies

10% - KDP,Comcast,GE,BHGE,VTI, QYLD,DIS,KHC,PINS

Took a loss when I sold some low hanging holdings but fuck it, it works out good cause less of a Tax bite when it comes due.

Might also add to my T Babies if they go on sale.

>giving the government a free loan

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>trans babies
what did he mean by this?

I was 100% AMRN till Reduce it results came out last year

I moved into REFR mid 1s

Now i'm up 250% on REFR

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Everybody do the crab now!!

Because of all the swing trading my refund end up really low. However, to file it I had to buy the premium version of my tax software. So I ended up paying the tax company 20$ more than my refund.

Do any other banks matter besides JPM and BLK?

no

he’s a human trafficker?!

I'm thinking about taking off early. It's been a long week and I still have a shit ton to do but hey, that's what Sunday afternoons are for, right?

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Got to much other stuff that I need to do. Wife's wanting a newer car so getting a good down payment for that outta the way and bulking up general savings will be the main goals for rest of year and next year.

(Now I could just fucking go down to the dealership and buy her a decent used car outright right now. Put the whole nut on my credit card. But fuck that)

I’m firing a slacker while shit talking about Slack on Gchat and shorting SLACK while buying GOOG

I mean WORK

touch me papi

oh fuck my manager just fired me for buying SLACK I mean WORK

Stop checking your portfolio and pack up your desk

Green Thumb is ready. Earnings in 12 days.

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NBRV BROS LET'S GOOO

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I meant to buy WORK but accidentally bought SLACK instead and now I'm in hot water with my boss

If only PHUN generated profits like it does bagholders :^)

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Anons help

I would be making money today if I didn't have these Uber puts... Do I sell my uber puts at a loss so I can reap the gains that my stocks are giving me?

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Bullboiii

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>be me
>new stock trader
>buy stock
>investigate other stock
>find a good one to day trade
>sell stock i bought a while back as idk why i bought it
>new stock i have some of dips
>attempt to buy
>blocked
>due to selling "high volatility" stocks I'm prevented from buying ANY stock for the whole day

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Are dividend stocks a boomer meme? I use Robin hood so no DRIP. Only got a couple hundo a month to plug into it, and don't plan on swing trading. Where does long money go that's worth a shit?

>GLYC

A selectin inhibitor like theirs (the one they still have, not rivipansel, the one that just failed) may synergize with a galectin-3 inhibitor like GALT's in IO (tumor microenvironment)
They're also working on a galectin-3 inhibitor, but they're still in the discovery stage, so they're potentially decades behind GALT in that regard
They haven't even started preclinical testing yet in the galectin-3 realm because they don't have a drug to use in that area yet

AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!! My whole portfolio is up up up! I love you /smg/!

Probably

When/if I get my new job/and or Promotion I'll be clearing around 5k more on the year. 5k that won't be going towards expenses either. Combined with what I already bank on current salary I'll be having around 10k in excess yearly. God, I can't wait. 10k for 12 years would see me net 120k alone. Fuck, so looking forward to this glorious day.

>Are dividend stocks a boomer meme?
It's not if you ever plan on retiring.

uh oh
we really need break out 2890 soon or we go back to 2860 ;_;

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I like m1 finance. It doesn't necessarily do DRIP, but it does partial shares so you can just apply it to all your holdings. Think there is a way if you want the divies to go to specific stocks, but i like it more because it attempts to keep your portfolio balanced to what you have it set as when buying -ie of you have 25 percent of A and 75 of B, and you have it set to 50/50, money goes to A until you're even. Shameless plug: mbsy.co/tcBqC

Also remember its all about time in market. High dividend earners are all about growing your shares by re-investing to buy more

Do you have hundreds of millions of usd?

Well your basically getting "Free" money over the long term via Drip that only goes up over time. Think savings account just on high steroids.

FAKE AND GAY RALLY

Yeah and sometimes it doesnt act considtent. Or maybe they changed stuff. I took out money ages ago so it always adds -4500 long term cause i pulled out money 5 years ago...

Robinhooded.

I'm more concerned about 2940.

NI-

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Practically has meme right in the name. I approve.

ROBINHOOD GLITCH?
Why is my portfolio showing a loss of around $20 if every single one of my stocks is positive?

pic is what it looks like

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show how much you're losing on Crypto.

PUMP IT FOR POWER HOUR

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I just heard Rick Santelli say “it really is different this time” because the 10-2 never closed negative.

This is VERY alarming. I was all about the bull case but this is a bad sign.

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Gonna be a red drill boys

Send your energy to le Tariff Man for a bull tweet

Just finished my Friday roll up. Ahhhhh, yep. Thank you Su for the tendies.

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Its in the screenshot kek

Another layoff announcement, throw some salarymen on the funeral pyre.

Small one, just one state. Sooner or later, won’t these effect unemployment?

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What I've heard is service sector growth makes up for all salaried job cuts and then some

STOP BUYING

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Interesting. Shifting everything to lower paying jobs with fewer benefits and generally less job security... RIP middle class

CRESCO LABS BREAKING FREE!!!

Service jobs all the way down, perpetual motion economy time.

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It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, AKA chaos magic.

Everything will be fine.

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just bought some calls for December 20th

sup with pfizer?

Not entirely sure, but I know there's considered to be a lot of risk in pharma right now, and PFE doesn't have the strong management or pipeline of the others in the sector that are handling it well.

Healthcare "best of breed" remains MRK, JNJ, UNH, generally not at risk in trade wars or recessions.

>he fell for the recession meme
More blood for the crab god.

What happend to WEEDBRO stocks? Tilray is fucking dying hard

thanks fren

hyper quiet smg on friday it seems. been a good week tho with higher volatility comes good trading. world is waking up now to european bond and banking crisis looks like

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Service jobs are make-work to keep the unemployment rate down. Modern technology makes 90% of everything people do obsolete, and does it at basically zero marginal cost.

Come on clown market still time for an ATH

should've invested in dudebro stocks instead

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>mfw holding ACB and TSLA

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