I'm gonna do it. At the end of the month when my lease is up I'm gonna sleep in a tent in the woods

Same T__T

When I say in the woods I mean in some trees within a municipality. There are no bears or wolves anywhere nearby.

Found the tranny.

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I really wish I could go live in the woods but I'm too retarded and would probably die from eating poisonous berries like that other retard.
I also wish I could be a monk retiring himself from the world to go live at some remote mountain monk building but I also have zero spiritual faith and would probably get bored with the other monks very quickly.
What else is there besides those and being a hikki neet living off tendies, porn and vidya ?

The crackheads stay at the homeless shelters or near liquor stores or whatever. I'll be nowhere near those.

OH NO IVE BEEN EXPOSED

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So your the guy I see mumbling down the streets talking about Bitcoin to himself

The idea is roughly this:
Get a storage unit
Get a gym membership to shower
Find a spot to pitch a tent just before it gets dark and get up early to pack up so nobody sees me.
Spend daytime at library/coffee shops/restaurants working online.

Good luck user! rember hpy day.

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>but I also have zero spiritual faith
You will unironically never be happy. Better find or make some.

You guys can be each others girlfriends ^-^

You're going to be in the next missing 411 book.

There is always ambition. Accumulate wealth, buy or build cabin in woods and buy food from dividends. Comfy life.

I expected her to pull out her giant meaty penis at the end or something. But she didn't so thanks for wasting my fucking time.

It might be that I need to "have sex, incel" but isn't anyone weirded out by the fact that roasties even do this shit in the first place?

Imagine a dude being this self-absorbed

Don't worry about the skinwalkers they're silly legends

bears and wolves are no worry anyway. they are more scared of you than you should be of them.
I unironically lived in a tent for a few years in my early 20s. spent that time hitchiking the western US and even lived on hawaii for a while. it's pretty liberating desu. get it out of your system while your young and can still get away with it. when you're young, it's okay. you can float around and hitchhike and people will pick you up and respect it cause you symbolize freedom. if you try to do it when your older though you're a symbol of failure and it doesn't work out as well.

My uncle lived in a tent for like 8 months in his neighbor's backyard. He gave his old neighbor money from his free gibs food card, and siphoned electricity from his old house. Also he frequently broke into his old house to shower. He says it was one of the best times in his life and I doubt you'll find anything as comfy as he did. I recommend you going full Ted Kaczynski and I wish you the best of luck.

>this. fuck OP

>Live alone frugally and be disciplined = based monk
>Live alone frugally and be undisciplined = total loser incel
Is the difference between being a monk and being an incel literally just discipline?
Is discipline the only way to fulfilment?

i laughed

being a monk isn't really fulfilling though. nobody tells you think, but it's true. I've done the circuit user. stayed at different ashrams and camped outside temples. I'm pretty fucking disillusioned and cynical about the whole ascension trip now. don't waste your time. live like you wanna life.

you probably give money to e-thots, don't you

nobody tells you *this

lol

Look up U.G. Krishnamurti (no, not THAT Krishnamurti) he's pretty based

For the extra chainlink, Ide say its well worth it bruv
By some bug spray and a comfy matt and youre golden

Just live with one of your coworker, friend, family whatever.
I wouldn't be able to live without electricity and internet, personally.

go smoke weed in the homeless park for 1 night faggot. Holy shit I hate homeless people after spending the night with them in the cold.

EVERYONE UP ALL NIGHT WAS ON METH

How bout couch surfing? There are apps for dat. Or rent a car and sleep in dat, or at least make a proper insulated cardboard castle to live in like a patrician hobo

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pretty sure this is a post-op tranny

Being homeless is depressing. I once tried something similar after breaking up with a gf. Nearly ate a bullet .