Im unironically still a virgin

im unironically still a virgin

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no no no no no no no

Take a sex vacation with me to Thailand later this year. I'll pay for your first Beach Rd hooker.

is it cool if she has a peeper?

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Same kek lol haha

I don't condone faggotry. You can pay for that by yourself.

Have sex incel

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>unironically considering suicide if I don't lose mine next year
hopefully you're not 27 like me, that's all I can tell you

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I'm a KHV at 23 unironically. I also only have 20 LINK. Fuck this gay life.

hahahaha not going to lie, yeah its cause I wasn't that good looking in junior high and early high school, so being picked on when I was young led me to have low self confidence until I got older.

wouldn't call myself a chad though, girls have told me im ~8/10 pretty consistently. I'd consider 9+/10 true chad status

Turning 34 in a month. Still have yet to go on a single date or feel a boob.
>unironically good looking
>8 pack, god tier body from 16 years of lifting
>medfag sales job $$$/ bank roll
>bachelor of science

Also untreated depression, severe adhd and having friends, family and teachers tell me I wouldn’t amount to anything. Now I have to be perfect to start dating, I’ll try again when I lose another percent body fat and buy a new Audi, get there and decide that’s not good enough either, ad infinitum.

take a sex trip to a slavic country or south america then. you have plenty of options available.

>Imagine trying to buy a prostitute as a virgin and going to prison because it's an undercover cop
id neck myself in prison if that happend

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its definitely your social skills at this point user, you have to make the girl feel special while also subconsciously making her feel like you have tons of options and that she'll be missing out if she doesn't have you.

Think about the mentality behind people who FOMO into shitcoins, thats how girls feel when they see a guy who they feel has tons of options and is temporarily single

you have to induce that fomo feeling, remember with girls its ALWAYS about FEELINGS and not obejctive reality

I work in sales and sell to a predominantly female client base where you face to be smooth, somewhat charismatic and hold a conversation, so social skills aren't the issue, entirely. I tell you what doesn’t work;

Acting totally aloof or oblivious when bitches try to make small talk or smile at you or play with their hair while looking in your direction too long. Also, never leaving the apartment unless it’s for work, to hit the gym, shop or run errands doesn’t help. Fact is I’ve gone 6 years without socializing for the sake of it. You have to go out or have tinder or you're invisible to everyone.

Lastly, if you carry on too long in isolation, eventually you start to go loco. Not necessarily school sh0oter type crazy, but it makes the natural art of making friends and finding a significant other really alien in a lot of ways.

At least I don’t have HPV..

>You have to go out or have tinder or you're invisible to everyone.

True user, true
Pussy doesn't fall into your lap, its not easy to fuck even if you're good looking. You still have to go out to the bar / club every weekend, or swipe on tinder and spend hours chatting with girls.

Sadly for most anons here, they were cursed with an ugly ass mug so there is literally no hope. You can hit the gym, but the fact of the matter is that most girls heavily favor the FACE

It’s strange that this stayed up for so long on biz when it’s heavily R9K

That’s good user. Save yourself for marriage.

Jow Forums is starting to become Jow Forums for successful robots. Though Jow Forums is starting to turn into a different animal themselves. We will see Jow Forums become the go-to depression board soon.

>We will see Jow Forums become the go-to depression board soon
>implying it isnt the go-to depression board right now
Half the threads I see are Jow Forums
>What does it feel like bros
>What girl will you buy when you make it
>If i dont make it I am gonna kms
>im rich but im a lonely faggot who cant find a gf or friends

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Fug, you’re not wrong.

holy fucking shit, are we r9k now?

user, I was born into wizardry, molded by it.

trips confirm.
Jow Forums is no longer - Business & Finance
and will now be known as Jow Forums - Business & Feels

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that's just lonelyposting, not depressionposting. Call me back when Jow Forums starts having shit like the 25+ general where people talk about how hopeless their lives are and how close they are to going to Gensokyo

>26 years old
>only make $62k a year
>kissless virgin
>$500 in link only

Is it honorable to an hero at this point?

Id love to flood the board with depressionaposting but jannies would get butthurt and I would end up banned.

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Do it. We don’t care about you or what you have to say.

Haha same i'm 26, not really a virgin but, if i'm going to have sex again i'd rather have you on my body then on the guy's..

I can't wait till this guy has a hard hardon... This guy is too hot for me...

Well he has a little taste of being an anal cocksucker but I don't think I'd appreciate it at all I can't wait till this guy has a hard hardon... This guy is too hot for me...Well he has a little taste of being an anal cocksucker but I don't think I'd appreciate it at all

If you look in those guys' pics on imgur, you're seeing a guy who's got a really rough penis. I'm talking, like, the shaft of a phallus. I'm still talking to myself now, I can never get into one.

They aren't fucking like that in real life and it's so obvious you can see any flaws in something they do, even when they are very obvious...

But they're definitely very real here. If you

I'm ironically a virgin.

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I'm gonna develop schizophrenia one of these days from reading posts like these

You need to get more right now, bro. I don't wanna see you suicide next week

Bugger off, posting about feels is just part and parcel of social media. But Jow Forums (minus the off-board pajeet brigaders) is based because the general direction is towards self-improvement and progression. Jow Forums is the opposite, wallowing pathetically in defeatism. I definitely know who I'd rather associate with.

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/b/ Jow Forums and Jow Forums are the foundation cores of Jow Forums that have spread everywhere because their own boards are insufferable, with Jow Forumsizens and /v/irgins being the weird cousins.

Me too brother, me too. Earning $150k in crypto didn't help

actual psychosis

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What the actual fuck? Induce vomiting, you have overdosed.

This is actually pretty true