>Regular at the most popular pub in my town
>Ordered
>Had four whiskeys. A burger. Potato wedges, Good whiskey
>Ask for bill
>Bartender shakes his head and gives the "Cut throat" hand signal as to say - "No Tab Bro"
>Outright told me I don't have a tab
>Sexy manager comes over and gives me a hug
>Left a 20$ for based bartender, winked at based manager
So why don't you tip Jow Forums? Are you a poor faggot or do you not realize that tipping well at establishments that you regular entitles you to cheaper or free shit? Maybe you're just socially retarded, maybe you're just a moron with your finances, probably both. In this instance, the bartender made a $20 cash tip for zeroing out my $65 dollar tab. You know why he zero'd out my tab? Because I tip well and I'm not socially retarded.
>More cash in his pocket
>More shit in my stomach
>Less shit out of my wallet
>More shit in his wallet
>Girls see me leave huge tip and wonder how big my cock and wallet are
>This happens literally every time I go out
