Anyone else have a piss bottle? Any good investment advice? How can i make money from this?

ask on Jow Forums

Attached: 1560525780511.jpg (1813x1843, 517K)

has anyone tried urine therapy?

looks more like a hazy new england ipa

God damn I hope this isn’t real. If it is some of you seriously need to pull yourself together and learn how to function as an adult and decent human being.

fuck off normie

dump the pee into your lawn. it makes the grass really dark green and lush.

we have paving, no lawn

my parents sent me to a mental institution for having a piss bottle when I was 15

I usually have just a piss glass, cup or container. I wash them out afterwards but you still have to change them every so often cause they start to stink after a while.

back to R*ddit

How is your relationship with them now

>opening your door and walking all the way to the bathroom instead of pissing a foot from your bed

story time boys
>be me anno domini 2012
>get first gf (preposterous i know)
>she hid me from her mom in her room (absolutely retarded)
>giant urge to piss
>relieve myself in a juice carton
>throw it out of a 4th story window at 8am

42 can help ya out

Dried urine residue can be turned into explosives somehow, the uric acid I think.. not sure. There was a guy arrested for collecting his own piss with that plan.

Attached: Piss Jugs.jpg (712x410, 75K)

my digits say you gotta drink it

Lol are you new here or what? Sell your bitcoins to me please

Dilite it 10:1 with water and sell it on craigslist as Miracle Gro plant fertilizer. Work just as well so your customers will never know it's bootleg.

Attached: welcome to pol gardener.jpg (600x468, 39K)

I need a piss bottle for work. Something reusable with a wide mouth and can hold 2-3 pisses. I usually use whatever is on hand. Gatorade bottles. Orange juice bottles are the best I’ve used, wide mouth and handle, holds 2 pees. The largest Starbucks cup hold one piss exactly to the brim.

tl;dr any reusable piss jug recommendations

Holds a good 10 pisses

i use my piss bottle in my truck. bring a funnel foe the best experinnce

i use apple juice container so if anyone ever sees its just apple juice

i use my piss to wash my face. healing my acne. it's a classic move. as yer grandparents about it because they're based and not pussies liek ya'll

>t. raw carnivore

Attached: 1560649808647.webm (512x384, 2.69M)

I find pissing in glass bottles works best because it's a lot quieter. When the piss stream hits the inside of the bottle it doesn't make any noise that someone could potentially hear. Whiskey bottles are ideal because the piss just looks like whiskey, especially if you're dehydrated. They're also easier to clean. I once used the same piss bottle for about 6 months and it would have taken quite a close inspection to notice anything different about it. Also one time I tried to empty a piss bottle out my window and down the wall of my house but the piss got all over the window sill below and then mom stuck her head out the window and shouted at me asking if it was piss and basically my relationship with my parents was never the same. Still always have a piss bottle handy 15 years later though. Thanks for listening guys.

i have a catheter that feeds in to a 30 gallon brute garbage can, this way u only have to empty it once a month or so. best way to empty it is with a submersible pump and garden hose from home depot, it costs all together about 130$ to get set up but pays for its self within first 6 months of operation.

Trucker here. I got lots of piss bottles.

Based

Needs to bulk