I have been here all summer, and have created a personal list of rules, which makes browsing Jow Forums an almost bearable experience. Now, I am not dumb enough to consider Jow Forums even close to a legitimate source of information for ANYTHING. I just come here to laugh at desperation and make fun of loser NEETs.
Here are just the top three (3) rules that I follow:
RULE 1: Do not ever believe a single person in this shithole. Nobody knows shit about shit. Everyone is talking out of their asses, and 95%+ of posts are made by useless, although sometimes semi-successful, trolls.
RULE 2: Do not buy anybody's bags. The ONLY reason anons mention any shitcoin ever is to use some idiot to pump their heavy bags, or to dump their shitcoins on them. P'n'D discord shills, especially, are always extremely transparent and insufferably cringey.
RULE 3: All charts and T.A.s are useless garbage. Do not fall for it. There wasn't a single user or a Twitter cunt ever, who was right 3 times in a row, or more. That just doesn't happen. Tea leaves are more accurate than this shit. You have to be an absolute moron to be fooled by it.
What are your personal Jow Forums rules and observations, newfriends?
So you've been here about 2 months, and now you fancy yourself some sort of expert? Here's my secret golden rule: lurk moar, you dumb normalfaggot.
Adrian Reyes
>RULE 3: All charts and T.A.s are useless garbage. Do not fall for it. This is wrong. It's just that most people are bad at doing TA. Good TA is very helpful.
Josiah Moore
the real way to do it is so complicated it requires 8 hours a day to even have a chance and would make most peoples brains hurt
Cameron Morales
Ahh, to be young again.
Pro-tip: you have to know something about the subject to sort the signal from the noise and the wheat from the chaff.
Lucas Anderson
About once or twice a month there are a few anons who make rare posts. They don't have a trip or name or anything, but I recognize them by their post style and charting techniques. They are always spot on in their analysis, so I always look out for their threads.
I suspect they are professional traders, their TA looks so much better and more advanced than your average Jow Forumslets.
Any archive links, or biz thread ids I can look up on warosu?
Anthony Bennett
No I didn't save anything or bother remembering ID's user. You will just have to look out for them.
Nathaniel Brown
biz shilled eth and neo when it was cheap as hell two years ago it was shilling link when it was 20x cheaper than now kys faggot
Isaac Cook
link is overrated and the only thing deserving of the hype is the actual smart contract platform it enables, not the backend oracle shit.
only tech-illiterate Jow Forumstards disagree.
Leo Rodriguez
>biz shilled eth and neo It also shilled every failed pajeet shitcoin in existence, you dumb fucking animal.
Caleb Cox
Completely retarded. Absolute brainlet tier post. Smart Contracts and Smart Contract platforms already exist, and they are fucking useless without Link.
Adrian Davis
just dyor idiot
Hudson Reyes
stinky linkies still shilling fucking link, jesus christ i fucking swear. I don't care if you make 1000% ROI.
good rules OP, niggers in this thread acting like you are a summerfag are fucking retarded, OP has 0 indication of being a newfag
my personal favorite rule -Always FUD to get retards to spoon feed you this works with literally anything, dont understand what LINK does? FUD it dont understand how QNT is different than Ark? FUD it with that comparison, act really fucking smug about it too.
basically cunningham's law "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." works fucking fantastically on biz, everyone here is so emotional about their investments they jump at any opportunity to prove the depth of their knowledge
>Jow Forums shills literally everything >"j-just do your research bro" Yeah that's what you'd have to do WITHOUT Jow Forums shilling, and the end result is exactly the same. Dumb fuck
this is a good example of my second rule: -bait faggots as often as possible preferably by acting as blatantly retarded as you physically can ie. purposefully disregard information in a post you are replying to, or reply multiple times to the same post pretending to be seethingly desperate for attention
This might be the single worst piece of advice I've seen on Jow Forums. How the fuck are you supposed to make money if you dont buy PnDs? You just need an IQ above double digits to sniff out the obvious discord trannies just as they start shilling, you set tight stop-losses and you sell at comfy +50% profits. Did this with FTM, VID-T, RSR and most recently SENT. I can't fathom how stupid OP must be to think he's got this place figured out.
Owen Collins
I could get to know her legs a little better.
Alexander Cooper
>I am a summerfag >here are the opinions of a summerfag
Christopher Martin
>>Electricity is overrated because it doesn't do shit by itself and can only power machinery and appliances
This is quality of pajeet being hired today folks
Jason Davis
oh my god
Alexander Peterson
Pretty good bait, already has lots of replies. Can't imagine this post is serious.
