Web3 in 1.5 days

Big announcement coming. Web3 is more important than anons think, precisely because many newfags don't even know that Sergey presented there before. He's not gonna go through the basic slideshow again, since he's already done that there.

Five minutes of Sergey stepping on stage, you will see the biggest green dildo in Chainlink history, sending us flying leagues past the ATH.

Strap the fuck in frens, it's happening.

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I wish but I'm losing faith

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nothing is happening.

Holy fuck... The statue on the right... This can't be... How far does it go?

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Keep faith marine, be ye old or nu alike. Our commander resides on the frontlines with us.

>we're gonna make it, like next month

Sergey wasn't talking about just the Chainlink team, but all of us. All of the anons. We are so close to victory, marine. When in doubt, reflect on the years past, when the FUD was far more potent.

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I've put everythig into link, but it's still not much. That is why my hands are strong.
However EVERY presentation so far has been shit and a lot of linkers being delusional or not giving serious answers like your meme answer also makes me lose faith.
>inb4 do research and see why it will moon
I have done some. If it does or if it will do what it claims it will then great but it's no guarantee that people will buy into it.
Also I keep believing more and more that money wont make me happy since I hate people and living in general and haven't felt joy in the last 4 years. Not to mention that I've never even felt romantic love. I've never even had a crush on a girl. I'm a actually a robot? What is the point of this fucking life I don't feel anything anymore.

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Yikes, see a therapist

Start lifting faggot.

I used to.

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Is that pasta? If not I steel it

It's not, meme away my friend

Stop. We're over that now.

>calls my post a meme post
>makes an incel post
>doesn't understand the power of meme magic

You will unironically not make it.

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How am I an incel? I don't hate women. I just don't like most people. It's so tiresome and frustrating. I never blamed anyone but myself for not liking other people.

Thanks fren. And stay strong. Hope you didn't put in more than you can aford to lose. If you did, don't be stupid and reduce position.

Have sex.

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I don't give a shit anymore. I think I'm doomed either way. As said it. I might get rich but I won't make it. I will probably hold on enough to try and enjoy a few vanities and go out with a bang if I get rich otherwise I'll go out with a whimper.

If I actually liked someone I would.

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WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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If it is going to be a bang, consider a liberal college instead of muslim, noggers or jews. Bonus points for some conference with liberal politicians, bankers and boomers

Not that kind of bang. I was talking about enjoying things money can buy until I get bored which, knowing myself, will be fast.

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Disappointing. Hoped for a happening. But you seem to enjoy talking about yourself, maybe try streaming, attention whores get a lot if dopamine from it and you could shill your bags. If you like to test it in front of a smaller audience I suggest bitwave.tv if you like a more user like audience or dlive.tv if you want to have normies

now that you mention it, maybe I am an attention whore
what I said about myself before still stands though

Does Sergey finally reveal that he is Satoshi Nakamoto?

We're sitting above 23k sats now, that seems like a pump to me.
>B-but USD value
Our fiat value is down because BTC is down

the ABSOLUTE STATE of link holders

Comfy as fuck pic. I would unironically have a basement or wine cellar like this.

Here’s what’s gonna happen at Web3:
Links either gonna go up or it’s gonna go down.

Have you tried having sex?

the Bog estate looks like an evil villain's lair

Web3 is a nothingburger fucking retards