I am financially congested

>can't buy stocks they're about to crash
>can't buy crypto they're about to crash
>boomer rocks is a stupid game
>not enough liquidity to get into real estate
>Europoor banks untrustworthy and about to put negative interest rates on accounts
Unironically is my best option to store cash under my mattress for the next year or so at this point?

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Pay off debt, stack cash, make local connections to increase cash flow

you can short stocks, you can short crypto

Take some of your money and invest in physical precious metals. Hold onto them, especially silver. You could also use the little money you have to start a company, get a loan, buy properties and rent them out.

>store cash under mattress for a year
>lose value on it for every day it's there
>be atleast 3% worse off from just inflation
>maybe more depending on currency

In the same boat desu, you can wait for regular stocks to crash and buy the dip on index funds or some shit but you never know how long you gotta wait, and they just seem to go up forever....Been looking at silver myself since it's the only thing i dont feel completely priced out of, but like u said, idk if i trust boomer rocks

Living in western Europe so no debt, thankfully. However this also means is not an option due to tax fuckery.

Renting is probably good advice but too time-consuming.

Just to clarify I didn't want to make a blog post but more of a general discussion thread. Unfortunately OPs have to be super flashy nowadays to attract attention but that's a global 4channel (formerly Jow Forums) problem, not intrinsically Jow Forums

>but too time-consuming.
Is it? Tenants want to be mainly left alone. On the other hand, you could buy and storage units or parking lots. Same kind of money, no people that bother you on a Saturday afternoon.

Crypto has completely corroded my risk assessment. If stocks crashed and I saw a dip coming at some point I probably would just buy up a bunch of stocks greedily. Looking at stocks everything seems to move in slow motion. In crypto you totally shrugg of a 10% loss a day, I'd really have to decompress for the stock market...

Same. I invested in Baltic P2P credits and the interest rates are 10% and more a year. It's insanely much compared to other forms of investments, but seeing how I turned a $.30 investment into a $3.70 profit, I feel it to be too less.

There is no storage business in Europe because there's a much lower count of items per household. Middle class houses come with decently cized cellars too.
I'm sure there's some kind of equivalent renting that is fairly low maintenance but keep in mind that in Western Europe there's a gigantic paper trail and pretty much for anything you do you have to go through a DMV beaurocratic nightmare. There are laws in place that dictate the color of shingles you can put on your roof and how they have to match everybody else's shingles. If you want to start some small time business, expect several months of paper acquisition before you can get started.

You must be a German. No other nation is insane enough to dictate the color of roofs.

>can't buy stocks they're about to crash
No they are not. QE is the new global policy. Where else is the $,¥, £, € going to go?

index funds will always recover which is why investing in them during a recession will guarantee making money, even if you have to suffer from some draw down first. Finding a good entry point is still hard though. That's my plan for the next financial crisis with whatever residual cash i have anyway

Looking at some stock charts horrify me desu, imagine if you bought before a 30% crash and need 10-20 years to break even. Here I've held through so many 30% dips it doesn't even phase me anymore.

fucking anarchist

Elaborate please.
Was the .30 a test balloon or the cost per "item" and you actually bought a bunch?

A lot of European countries do this, but not enough.
The amount of disgusting pink of light blue blocky houses in traditional wooden-housed villages is insane. It looks retarded. It is done by those who recently made it, but only by accident. They lack culture and taste so they just spend their money on shitty cars and colorful purdy houses as if they're children.
This is all caused by easy loans and mass cuckization.

>I want someone to be robbed or jailer because they like ugly tiles

Ja, unfortunately we are not so efficient anymore at dictating the colors under our roofs :')

I bought a certain amount of crypto currency at $.30 a piece and sold them for $4.00 a couple days ago.

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No you should put all your money into shorts on stocks if you think they're about to crash.

But I don't think crypto and boomer rocks are bad investments either.

In many Greek islands, especially Mykonos, Santorini and other popular ones you have to own property that fits certain criteria ( white house, blue roof etc). Otherwise you don't get a license.

What's the catch?
It's a loan right, so there's obviously the risk of defaulting? Haven't seen this mentioned a lot on Jow Forums and was wondering about the general mechanics. Feel free to tell me to DYOR though...

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>Can't buy stocks they're about to crash
No.
>Can't buy crypto they're about to crash
Only shitcoins crash. Bitcoin is literally a multiple decades long hodl investment you're supposed to DCA into.
>Boomer rocks is a stupid game.
Gold (and Tbonds) are a good hedge. You didn't mention bonds because you're either stupid or poor. Probably explains the post.
>Not enough liquidity to get into real estate
REITs.
>Europoor banks blah blah blah
why the fuck would you invest in anything outside the USA? This is the one thing you've gotten right. 1 outta 5.

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